do no harm, but take no shit

You are a god among insects.Don't let anyone tell you different.-Magneto Catherine, ginger, 22, Georgia, bisexual, cis female she/her pronouns I like animals and feminism a lot.

[hungwy]

I need a job where I can listen to audiobooks and do repetitive work but it also must be at a good time of day so I can sleep at dark and wake up at light and also a wage that means I can buy 1 fun thing a month

[aintmyjewelry]

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

[aintmyjewelry]

that’s a corpse just walking around

[powerfulwizard]

[yesterdaysprint]

The Winnipeg Tribune, Manitoba, February 6, 1933

[sharonabutterfield]

[gucciwoodnymph]

whoever invented the concept of the cover letter, i hope you’re having a swell time in hell

[goldenpinof]

girl-

[aichu-dechu]

https://twitter.com/mohammadhussain/status/1340439172687998981?s=21

[butchspace]

[captainsamerica]

Bonus:

[everythingfox]

“What he lacks in agility he makes up for in brains”

(via)

[your-naked-magic-oh-dear-lord]

Holy shit

[its-clamo]

me: look at this idiot dog he’s got a chair stuck on h-HOLY FUCK

[thereforealiar]

nothing brings me more joy than critically engaging with media that was clearly not designed with critical engagement in mind. it’s the media studies equivalent of like, idk, trying to skateboard up a flight of stairs.

[bunnyfood]

[gentlemanbones]

These almond cookies are very aggressive.

[hotboyproblems]

all of these have the same energy

[werewolbachia]

the older I get the more dog I become

[werewolbachia]

obsessed with being given affection and being told im doing a good job... losing my damn mind every time I get to go for a nice walk

[werewolbachia]

TERRIFIED of the doorbell

[guildenstern]

i always use 💛and i am always hoping deep in my heart that one day i will send it to someone still on android 4 so it appears as 

[bisopod]

[sailor-arashi]

For the record, this is apparently the result of someone misinterpreting the Unicode reference art without looking at the description sheet.  Here’s the reference art for this particular emoji:

Whomever interpreted this emoji for Android 4.4 apparently thought that this was a heart covered in beard stubble rather than shading dots.

[personification-of-anxiety]

At first I was relieved that there was a reasonable explanation but the idea that there is a person out there who interpreted this as “heart with beard stubble” by accident is more unnerving than someone creating this on purpose

[facts-i-just-made-up]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

I spent like 15 hours on this.

[fuckingrecipes]

*impressed slow clap*

[brendan-j-harkin-deactivated201]

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

[rhube]

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

[naamahdarling]

Transcript of poem in screenshot:

First the cracker batter baker bakes a cracker batter batch then the cracker batter mixer door will open and unlatch so the batter mixer nozzle can descend onto the patch where the cracker batter spreads out for the nozzle to attach.

When the cracker mixer nozzle sprays the cracker batter spray and the cracker batch emulsion lies a-soaking in its haze then the cracker batter mixer starts to stir up all the glaze that the final cracker stacker needs to lubricate the way.

Once the cracker stacker handle stacks the cracker batter squares then the cracker batter’s hardened into double stacks of pairs. Now the cracker separator breaks the crackers in the stackers so the wrappers on the stackers fit the finished stacking crackers. Then they’re distributed to Wal-Mart.

[naamahdarling]

I forgot about this magnificent poem, and you probably did too. Here it is again.

I highly recommend trying to read it aloud, it feels delightful and is almost impossible.

[babyanimalgifs]

“The Red Fox’s adaptability and resourcefulness have earned it a legendary reputation for intelligence and cunning. Also, a fox’s tail is called a “brush”.” 

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