You are an actual jerk

all thangs that are good

[prophecyguy]

Ed and Al: hey it looks like we're about to accomplish our current goal

The plot:

[uspiria]

Black Sunday (1960) dir. Mario Bava

[hupperts]

[bluebeetletedkord]

[lastnightspants]

[saint-batrick]

that photo is one of the sexiest things i have ever seen.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

oh good

[askaniritual]

[furblee]

[erohoney-deactivated20191218]

[suncrayon]

[narwhalsarefalling]

[houston-i-have-problems]

[michaelburnnham]

[angry-beibers]

[niftyanswersorryiasked]

[izzzzzzieeeeeeeee]

[holesmovingcastle]

[wigpisser]

[c0ffeekitten]

[lahiah]

[wizardnuke]

[fake-bnha]

wow i love cards against humanity

[greenvelvetchaise]

[askinnyblackman]

[lobotomizedskull]

[killowave]

[geno2925]

whose fucking child is this

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

mine bicth

[biomic]

this bit from hbomberguy’s new video on climate denial is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen

[astraldemise]

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

[valquita]

so, a vampire?

[astraldemise]

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

[nisslaboratories]

Is it your blood?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, yes

[nisslaboratories]

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

[astraldemise]

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

[erisdogwood]

[thenatsdorf]

[madam-secret-goat]

[highlandvalley]

[joeylikespizza]

this is the sweetes, purest, most adorable thing i’ve ever seen

[hanschensolo]

I played this while my cats were sitting next to me and they both immediately snuggled in harder and it was so pure

[human-nonsense]

This has the same energy of that video of that woman yodeling an old traditional herding yodel to make the cows come to her

[typhlonectes]

AOC.

[that-one-nerd-over-yonder]

And THIS is what I want people to understand at this point

[sagethesailor]

[seleides-deactivated20240602]

reunited ♥️

[steamed-greens]

In Bed, Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1893

[bunniope]

get that intellectual shit outta here this is DONALD AND DOG (2019)

[between-moses]

Donald and Dog, me, 2019

[fuckyeahreddit]

[fuckyeahreddit]

[studentlifeproblems]

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

[the-book-reaper]

Walks into the shelter like “give me the biggest bastard here”