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breaking bad yuri au
you cant call it that
her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days
Deciding to start watching Madoka Magica because I saw Homura in a dream then realising that’s exactly how the actual anime begins has been a mildly concerning way to start my morning
thinking about that time my friend and i were browsing random discord servers and we found one that was a bunch of people that believed in the rapture so we joined to see what was going on and they had a bot that sent auto generated images with your nickname for every new person so when my friend joined this image immediately sent
TIL English inventor Joseph Merlin designed the first roller skates for a masquerade party in 1760. Not bothering to practice, he smashed into a wall length mirror upon entrance.
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This is the best, most on-brand way for roller skates to be introduced to the world.
“One of his ingenious novelties was a pair of skaites contrived to run on wheels. Supplied with these and a violin, he mixed in the motley group of one of Mrs Cowley’s masquerades at Carlisle House; when not having provided the means of retarding his velocity, or commanding its direction, he impelled himself against a mirror of more than five hundred pounds value, dashed it to atoms, broke his instrument to pieces and wounded himself most severely”
the internet tells me that five hundred pounds in 1760 is the equivalent of over a hundred thousand dollars today, nice work.
i let him hit cause. uh. well i’m gonna be honest it’s cause i fucked up my parry timing
Toxic yuri between a girl who thinks she's bothering people any time she initiates conversation and a girl who thinks nobody cares about her if they don't contact her first
[Mario coin noises]
Mario: [italian american New York Brooklyn accent] HERE’SA MY BROTHA LUIGI NOW TA TELL YA A WHOLE HEAP AND A SPAGHETTI PILE OF INFORMASCIONI.
Luigi: [inhale] [normal person voice] Hello Mario.
damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb
pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes
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This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep