Ultraviolent Alien

Here we go again, we're out of our medicine Out of our minds and we want in yours, let us

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[pussylipgloss]

march last year i started a business model and it seems like i’ll finally start my business late march lmao weird

[vouyeurism]

physically i’m here but mentally i’m living in a small apartment in new york filled with books and i am able to watch a musical whenever i want to but it’s whatever

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[najaaozixxjsiaaiaiia]

[mysharona1987]

[surprisebitch]

me on the internet: 

hey sistren, spill that tea henny, kiiiiii, omg YAAAAASS kween!!, slay!!! nnnnnn

me in real life:

hey man, what’s up dude, yeah i’m doing good, how about you bro?, nice, cool

[gaypeopletwitter]

[fyeahspiderman]

#the three stages of peter parker

[paper-mario-wiki]

if u ever find a genie and you’re really craving a dessert that looks like this:

do NOT say “i’d like a lifetime supply of raspberry crowns”

while this is, in fact, the name of the pastry, it’s ALSO the name of a species of wasp for some reason. the genie, being a nasty trickster, will no doubt give you a bunch of wasps.

[shitload-of-muses]

this is an oddly specific post are you ok

[versaillesprincess]

[madlori]

Oh my God, this just made my whole day.

[ledamemangociana]

the best thing about this is that this was literally all in the same photoshoot for the same damn issue of the same damn magazine

[upallnightogetloki]

Emma’s photo: She’s beauty and she’s grace. Rupert: Looks ready to woo you with his acoustic skills. Dan: ANARCHY!!

[danasn0wc4t]

‘TWAS I WHO SET THE HOUSE ABLAZE

[kieraknightley]

[iamthebestby2ne1]

[marisatomay]

galactic meme culture in star wars

bottoms up and the sith lord laughs

[marisatomay]

chancellor 👏palpatine 👏 did 👏 geonosis👏

[theforcevevo]

Dicks out for han solo

[hashtagloveloses]

the bubble opera but every time sheev mentions the dark side it gets faster

[marisatomay]

DONT👏 CALL 👏YOURSELF 👏A 👏REBEL 👏IF 👏YOU 👏HAVENT 👏PERSONALLY 👏BLOWN 👏UP 👏THE 👏DEATH 👏STAR👏

[modwyr]

order 66: executed

the jedi: dead

dicks: out

[hashtagloveloses]

THE JEDI ORDER IS FORCIBLY REMOVED FROM THE GALAXY

[hashtagloveloses]

“The Jedi Order has resorted to sending a council member to spy on me. Sad!” - @realSheevSPalpatine

[marisatomay]

[hashtagloveloses]

All Your Echo Base Are Belong To Us

[hashtagloveloses]

want to feel old? this is obi-wan kenobi now.

[hashtagloveloses]

[marisatomay]

Hello Naughty Younglings It’s Murder Time

[binarysunset-deactivated2019010]

if you can’t handle me at my in pieces exposed wires C-3PO, then you don’t deserve me at my shined and fresh out the oil bath C-3PO.

[gokissthewookie]

does Luke Skywalker is gay?

[jedimasteramell]

Me: so what do you think about the rebellion?

Date: Im actually a huge supporter of the Empire. Theyre pushing this galaxy in the right direction.

Me, shoving nutrient packs into my purse: sorry my uncle Fulcrum called I have to go-

[women-inthe-sequel]

midichlorians are the power house of the jedi

[marisatomay]

Jedi will travel across the galaxy to Jedha just to get kyber crystals for their lightsabers

They crave that mineral

[patrickat]

You wouldn’t download a Death Star.

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

what’s better than this, guys being bounty hunters 

[ahsoka]

Hello dark side my old friend

[televisionsgif]

#me on a daily basis

[memewhore]

[propanepimp]

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