This is my first account. But not #1

@umbrellaacademyblog is my UA account so... that's me

[umbrella-academyblog]

It's my boyfriends first time watching the Umbrella Academy. So far his favorite character is Luther... should I tell him...

[27-umbrellas]

Vanya: we were apart of this super lame group as kids... it was called the Umbrella academy?

Leanord:

[umbrella-academyblog]

My friends: "Hey your wearing a sleeveless shirt!"

Me, internally: "Its because I'm gay!"

[cyborgsmanifesto]

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

[4velitta4]

I feel like this could be useful in my future

[astrologypixies-deactivated2016]

REBLOG THIS. I CANNOT STRESS HOW IMPORTANT THIS GUIDES ARE, BOOST THIS SHIT

[getupoffyourcassbutt]

If I don’t reblog this one of these things is definitely going to happen to me

[theszandor-deactivated20190509]

I’m gonna reblog for y’all but also for me bc I’m a writer man I need this random info

[agib]

just like some people begin celebrating christmas the second halloween is over, as soon as i get my endgame emotions out iTS OFFICIALLY FAR FROM HOME SEASON YEET HAW

Honestly the biggest thing I’m looking forward to I’m FFH is the way Peter’s hair will curl up when it gets wet 😍

[umbrella-academyblog]

Bold of you to assume I'm ever gonna get my endgame feels out

[bidoof]

Change.org - Petition To Hire 1,000,000 People To Put Their Fingers In The Shoot Hole Of Peoples’ Guns So They Can’t Shoot Them

[mycatisnamedfrank]

It’s still gonna shoot… And they’re gonna lose a finger

[bidoof]

No. The finger blocks the bullet. We can do this

[domozillla-deactivated20181216]

This is a gun we’re talking about. The projectile is fired using an explosion, not by compressed air of a toy gun or the elastic forces of a sling shot. People would be lucky if they only lost their finger.

[bidoof]

The finger blocks it

[dildomuncher3000]

The finger won’t block it - the shaft is only there for keeping the bullet straight, all the propulsion happens behind the bullet. The bullet would rip through the finger, not that many would actually fit without the victim being a child, and beyond.

[bidoof]

The bullet would go forward a little and then hit the finger and stop it’s not that hard to understand

[fifty-percent-possessed-deactiv]

People are going to lose their hands. Go watch Mythbusters. They did an episode on this, the hand fucking exploded.

[hungwy]

No, the bullet would start to go but stop at the finger. Thats basic physics. Also hands dont explode normally they did something wrong.

[blipblerp]

Why the dingleknockers would you even consider sticking your finger in the barrel of a loaded gun?? the amount of force propelling the bullet at that close of range would shatter the finger at the very least; this is a petition for 1,000,000 people to loose the use of their hands. If a bullet explodes the back of a persons skull when they shoot it in their mouth it sure as hell will explode a finger.

[gorps]

No the finger would stop it

[joryboi]

I’m loving the idiocy of this post.

Ppl with brains: ummm finger go boom…

Others: no bullet stop. U no kno fisics >:V

[foulserpent]

no the finger would stop it

[indianworiorprincess-blog]

You guy who think the bullet would stop at the finger have never shot a gun and can volunteer to it their fingers in the barrel of my 9 mil and I’ll I’ll the trigger and see if it will stop the bullet. Dumdasses

[foulserpent]

the finger would stop it

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[purecoldcanis]

I think you guys are missing a key component here. I fire guns fairly regularly and the bullet wouldn’t stop at the finger.

You see the finger blocks the gas exchange thereby suffocating the charge of the propulsion.

[umbrella-academyblog]

But the bullet wouldn't go anywhere the finger stop it

[lunar--faerie]

Being bisexual is weird because like I don’t know about other bisexuals, but bi-erasure is so strong that even I think I’m faking it sometimes?? like one day I’ll wake up and be like “I’m obviously living a lie I’m a giant homosexual??” but then a second later I’ll be like “Am I just a straight person lying to myself???” Its like I forget my own orientation exists

[umbrella-academyblog]

Omg I've never related to something more

[feministtalks]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Straight Parents: We just want to decide when our kids are introduced to the idea of relationships!

Also Straight Parents: (watch a one year old baby boy playing with blocks with a one year old baby girl) HAHAHA he is already such a ladykiller

[spots-of-gold]

[umbrella-academyblog]

Me, a closeted bisexual, will try to educate my 10 year old brother on lgbtq people, and how to respect them. One (1) time at dinner I said to my brother "you know how some people like both girls and boys?" (Fun fact I was trying to come out to my fam right then) and my mom goes "Come on! Were eating do we need to talk about this?"

Like what is gross about that? LIKING PEOPLE!? We joke about my brother having girl friends and guys that I'm into, but God forbid the second we talk about lgbtq, disgusting.

So yeah, it's real, and honestly I dont understand it.

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

this is true love y’all (x) | follow @the-movemnt

[screengeniuz]

😂

❤️

[enchantechante]

pls let this be the start of a trend

[warbutt]

retweet this and your dream job will come into your life

[internetsurfing]

ok y'all this is crazy i reblogged this today and i just got offered a job. what the fuck

[ummno]

Worked last year. Give it a whirl, kids.

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