not today.

---------------------28//she/her//nuevo mexico----------------mexicana, black, alive. working on this theme, talk to me sometime

[socialistexan]

[charaznablescanontoyota]

for people who haven't been exposed to trader joes lentils for my wife guy, you're welcome

[maidthings]

[socialistexan]

There's something about the Kirby plush in the background that really sells this

[liarsblade]

Yeah you're right. It WOULD be pretty fucked up if you were a swan but you were raised by ducks and you grew up never seeing another swan or even knowing that such a thing as a swan even existed so you just thought you were a duck with something super wrong with it.

[liarsblade]

[a-potato-of-death]

[nw-intp]

[calligrafiti]

Oh unicorn blanket. We’re really in it now.

[elfhunk]

[facelessoldgargoyle]

prev tags soooo true

[depsidase]

[anarchistmemedistro]

what’s wild is that using his kid as a human shield is an admission that his would-be killers have more compassion and humanity than he does. if he actually thought the people seeking to kill him were evil radical terrorists then why would he think having a kid as a human shield would help?

[soolagna-meow]

the rapture of marge simpson

[camphorror]

hashtag iconic scenes

[sandmandaddy69]

[exene]

[wintercorrybriea]

[2022dirt]

Things worn down by people.

[groupthinker]

this is unironically one of the most beautiful photo sets i've ever seen

[books-in-order]

Service dogs training to sit through a movie at a theater.

[pirulesenvinagre-deactivated202]

[talldarkandautistic-deactivated]

[stevowie-deactivated20260302]

:))

[capesandshapes]

As Elon Musk cements his place in history as a fascist tech overlord and the rest of the world looks at us in horror, I really do want to reiterate what I feel will be lost to the history books

Nearly everyone in america has thought and continues to think that Elon is very cringe.

[soloyoyquienmas]

Despite not being a USA citizen, everyon has... no, MUST remember that the billionare Elon Musk has such a tiny, pathetic and childish ego, that he had the need to lie about being a hardcore epic gamer in Path of Exile 2, only to be caught red-handed as the hilarious sham that he is, and ban everyone who exposed him.

[anarchopuppy]

the doge meme is from 2013. its easy for dates in history books to get kinda blurry and to just print something like "the department of government efficiency was named after a popular meme at the time", but i think its important to record that musk named the agency that is illegally seizing our government after a joke so outdated that the dog in the picture has since died of old age

[quasi-normalcy]

I need you to understand the extent to which every dictator and tyrant that God ever shat onto the face of the Earth is exactly like this. Remember when Kim Jong-il claimed to have scored 38 under par the first time he played golf?

[touchhorse-deactivated20250131]

the best porn i ever watched was about these two argentinian monks in a monastery during WW3 who witness the end of the world and then have sex in this candlelit stone grotto while nukes rain down outside and it was really emotionally earnest and played super straight i loved it. and like not just because i have a fetish

[touchhorse-deactivated20250131]

both of the monks have eyebrow piercings

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]