@staff who approved ads with sounds? Nobody wants that shit.
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@staff who approved ads with sounds? Nobody wants that shit.
SUCCESS!!! 5 words per minute on my new ergo keyboard. Efficiency downgraded DRASTICALLY! Good job!!! 👍👍👍
Yeah carpel tunnel, which this fixes
That keyboard is a sin against humanity
MANY of you would have unquestioningly went along with the Salem witch trials.
That's a nice board. Im a fan of my Moonlander.
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you guys are so right, I should have added the best part
This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.
At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun
Not fucking really
Floppy Friday, Volume 3, Issue 9: Sample Pages 2
Two familiar illustrations by Phil are included with the additional material in issue 9 of the Girl Genius comic book, on pages 26 and 27. This may be the first time these illustrations have been presented to the public.
Jägermomma
This was presumably the first time the readers of Girl Genius ever saw Mamma Gkika, since this comic book was printed in June 2003, but Gkika's debut in the webcomic wasn't until the page posted Friday, April 25, 2008, nearly five years later. It is interesting to speculate how Girl Genius fans reacted to this picture at that time.
Alvays remember—any plan vere you lose you hat iz a bad plan!
This Jägermonster motivational poster is inspired by the dialog between Jägermonsters Minsk and Gorb on page 6 of issue 6 of the Girl Genius comic book, page 75 of volume 2 of the graphic novel series (first printing, or page 69 of the second printing), and page 069 of the webcomic, posted online with the date Friday, October 17, 2003.
This illustration of Agatha and Gil (by Phil) was included at the end of page 2 of issue 9 of the comic book, the second and final page of the "Our Story Thus Far:" section. I am including it because it appears to be inked, which is unusual for Girl Genius drawings after volume 1 of the graphic novel series. The inking may have been done by Phil, and the coloring by Kaja, based on the fact that they are known to have taken on these roles for other illustrations.
I've said it before and I'll say it again. We need a "This is absolutely NOT mature content" feedback button on posts. You can report a post as missing a community label. We should also be able to report posts as having a comminity label when they dont fucking need one.
3, 2, 1 – liftoff!
The Artemis II Moon rocket lifted off from our Kennedy Space Center in Florida at 6:35 p.m. EDT on April 1, 2026. Our live launch day coverage continues on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo
Stick with us for more Artemis II content including live broadcasts for lunar flyby and splashdown, daily news conferences, and 24/7 streams providing views from the Orion spacecraft and from NASA Kennedy.
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Imagine that everywhere in the mechanical engineering world suddenly got infatuated with lasers.
Lasers have a lot of uses! Measuring things, heating things, cutting things, entertaining cats, particle physics. Lasers are pretty cool. Very versatile, very useful, potential to be very powerful.
Someone shows up one day and says "I have developed a never before seen technology! I call it a Death Star."
And it's a 3.4mW laser. Well no, we haven't seen this exact size of laser much since that's not really standard, but that's a bit of a misnomer, and I wouldn't call it new -
"HOLY SHIT GUYS! This Death Star is so entertaining! My cat loves it and it has such a nice color!" The Death Star becomes a viral novelty, and is mildly entertaining, as laser pointers often are.
Somehow, seemingly overnight, this leads to mania. "Lets stick lasers in EVERYTHING! The public loves them!"
More companies make 3.4mW lasers to jump on the bandwagon. Everyone that makes anything vaguely mechanical starts sticking lasers into their designs.
Everyone is calling them Death Stars. Any time there is a "Death Star innovation", it is just that they made a bigger laser.
Ford's next truck comes out and it has "Death Star integrated headlights", where they have just stuck giant lasers in place of their previously functional headlights.
An electric toothbrush is now "Powered by Death Stars" and shoots a laser at the tooth its cleaning. You think that maybe this could have actual applications as a sanitizing device if you're being generous, but when you actually look at the product, its laser has no purpose but to point at the tooth and drain the battery.
Mechanical products across the board get noticeably worse as everyone starts stuffing lasers in places where lasers have no right to be.
The lamp business gets in on it. "Here's a Death Star powered lamp!" These guys haven't even tried to stick a laser in their damn lamps. They've just started calling their light bulbs Death Stars and hoped you bought it before you could tell the difference. You at least appreciate that they haven't ruined their lamp about it.
Death Stars are lauded as the solution to all the world's problems. If it's not working, you should stick a laser in it! That'll fix it, everyone says. Once in a blue moon, it's even true! Weather prediction is really good now. But most things are garbage. Like "Death Star powered washing machines". What the fuck does that even mean?
Meanwhile, since all functioning mechanisms are being replaced with lasers, problems start showing up. All mirrors now cost $1000+ dollars, because the whole supply is being used up to make more lasers. The earth heats up, because everyone's blasting lasers at everything. People keep going blind, on account of all the lasers.
You, in fact, study optical mechanics. You know what a laser is, and how it works, and that it was invented many years before any of this nonsense actually started. People keep asking you about Death Stars, since surely you must know so much about them.
You explain that this is not really what lasers are for, except you have to call them Death Stars now, and that they're causing a lot of harm, so you don't like them much.
"Oh, but they're still such new tech!" they reply. "They'll figure out how to make Death Stars that don't burn your eyes out soon, and then it won't be an issue anymore!"
Somewhere, deep and buried, you remember lasers being used in particle accelerators, or in telescopes, or in laser cutters, or funny cat videos. They are, in fact, still interesting. Still cool.
But by this point they have replaced roads with "Death Star Powered Pathways", which are just laser pointers propped up on tooth picks pointing vaguely through the forests.
And you think you are going mad.
And they are still just FUCKING LASERS.
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Get rid of your fucking Ring cameras holy shit. That was one of the most chilling ads I’ve ever seen
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I hate living in a cyberpunk distopia.
Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE