A Witty Saying Proves Nothing

[johannestevans]

i'm so exhausted and tired by constant Mature Language Mature Thoughts Mature Content flags and having to censor perfectly normal words and having to think twice about everything i say and what platform it can go on in case somebody could see it and feel things and waaaah

like. fucking hell

i'm not a mormon. i'm not an evangelical christian. i'm not a self-loathing mid-western american person who belongs to any cults. i don't despise and loathe the concept of female sexuality or women existing. i don't feel ashamed or disgusted by sexuality or sex, and i refuse to

meanwhile every goddamn website i use is trying desperately to train me into exactly that sort of shame and self-loathing and fear of sex and sexuality, and bodily autonomy, and personal physical empowerment

skewing the meaning of "consent" to mean. if someone sees a picture they don't like

being horny is good. sexual and sexy art and literature are good. i like to feel sexual desire and to be sexually desired. i like sex. i like sexuality. i like "mature themes". i don't need to click a consent box to see every single potentially mature post one-by-one. i feel like i'm going insane

[magnetic-deflection]

cant even jerk off anymore cuz everything fucking sucks now

[magnetic-deflection]

you get it

[0fficelady]

Collection

[a-delicate-touch]

this just in: hyper independent control freak gets off on the idea of being completely helpless and at someone's mercy

[lustdotcom]

and its sequel: codependent people-pleasing freak gets off on the idea of having someone else completely under their control

[luna-azzurra]

On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

[charseraph]

Couples shirt idea

[queer-as-city-folk]

How I feel when talking to people about brutalist architecture

[queer-as-city-folk]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HATE THE DC METRO?????

HOW?

[nondelphic]

writing is hard when you’re a person with thoughts and emotions and also executive dysfunction and also a deep fear of being perceived

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

let's put Scooby and the gang in a genuine horror movie situation, i wanna see what these freaks are truly capable of

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

"didn't they already do this with—" no. put them in a slasher film. put them in a BLOODBATH. put this van full of weirdoes in a Texas Chainsaw Massacre scenario i have FAITH in them

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

THEY'D DO WELL IN SAW

[unbonmot]

This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in SAW, something which is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

[feldfrog]

“This is what they took from you” and it’s a blonde family cooking barbecue in the suburbs? Brother you are racist and fascist over hot dogs? You know you can still do that. Also if you befriend other ethnicities, they will bring cool other food to the potluck. Stupid ass

[teaboot]

You see I too often sat in school classes and thought “when am I ever going to need this, I’m never going to be an engineer, I’m never gonna be a scientist, I’m never gonna be a linguist” and then I grew up and it turns out a lot of bigots and cults and scams and grifts hinge their entire business model on you just. Not knowing what a protein is or some shit

[teaboot]

One time a guy tried to sell me some “hand-made opal jewelry made local” and was trying to charge like triple reasonable prices and I was like “oh that’s really pretty is it mined locally too or what” and he was like “yes my cousin works in an opal mine eight miles from here it’s how I can get you such a great deal, family discount right?” and I was like oh okay cool so you’re full of shit then. Because it was very clearly opalite, not opal, which is a synthetic man-made gemstone mostly made of glass and does not come out of the ground

[kaijuno]

[atlaslovesedm]

its that time of year again

[in-my-defense-i-was-left-alone]

touch starved people reblog this

[rowanberrypop]

for some reason when i listen to american idiot i picture the lucky star dance, so i bring you faggot america friday

[themythicalcodfish]

happy Faggot America Friday to all those who celebrate

[themythicalcodfish]

and also Happy Pride

[maskdoll]

my friend keeps calling me a “brat” just because i refuse to bend to her will. maybe she doesn’t understand the unbreakable spirit of a hero of justice?

[cryptid-sighting]

Sinking Giant Concrete Orbs to the Bottom of the Ocean Could Store Massive Amounts of Renewable Energy

These underwater batteries could potentially store hundreds of thousands of gigawatt-hours.

I'm not going to bother reading the article to find out if this actually works or if anyone is actually trying it. I'm just happy we as a society are showing proper reverence for Orbs.

[communist-hatsunemiku]

this is so freakin cool. the article goes on to say it has been successfully tested on a small scale in a german lake, and they're scaling it up in trials off the california coast!

[foone]

The power is stored in the balls