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Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH
OH MY GOD.
MY COMPUTER BROWSER FROZE AND I DIDNāT REALIZE IT. I COULDNāT BREATHE.
JESUS.
But the lack of notes truly worries me
Bam.
My mouse accidently slid off of the button and I was like, ādkfsafsaā
Proof my letter is just lost
i love sir patrick stewart more with each passing day.
See, guys. This is how you do it. Notice the words āNot all men are like thatā are never spoken.
He knows men are like that
his father was like that to his mother
he has experienced the pain firsthand, of what itās like when men are like that
and he never wants men to be like that again and he fights tooth and nail against the men who are still like that
And moreover, he acknowledges his privilege [as an older white male who is famous/well known] and uses it to speak up. He knows what he is, and he never has to say heās not like those men he fights againstāhe never says it, his actions speak loud enough for everyone else to see it.Ā
Sir Patrick Stewart, everyone.
I love him so much
Consent is like a traffic light.
When they say āstopā, you stop.
When they say āmaybeā, you get ready to stop.
When they say āgoā, you go.
And like a traffic light, their signals are not optional.
For example, if they say āstopā or āmaybeā and you decide to keep going, you will get hit by a truck.
MY truck.
I will run you over.
I spent three weeks in a mental hospital and what I discovered there I feel like should be put into words.
we are not who you think we are.
the boy with turrets told the funniest jokes
the girl who raked her nails up and down her skin could create the most exquisite drawings
the girl who abused drugs had the wisest soul
the boy with schizophrenia had the biggest heart
the girl who tried to kill herself told the boy with insomnia stories to help lure him to sleep
the boy who wanted to kill himself had the deepest passion for cooking
the girl with slits and scars all over her body dried my tears and told me I was beautiful
the boy with anger issues gave the warmest hugs
the girl with bulimia told everyone every day that they looked beautiful in their bodies
the boy who was a compulsive liar told us that he wanted us all to get better, and that he was for once telling the truth
the girl who almost drank herself to death stood up for anyone that felt they were feeling bullied
the boy with social anxiety made sure nobody sat alone at meals
we are not who you think we are.
*slams reblog button*
literally crying
Everyoneā¦. everyone should see thisā¦
Love without Sex
Iām doing a Philosophy paper on Asexuality. Please reblog if you think Love without Sex is possible! I really need the data.Ā Like if you think love has to have sex.
My English teacher purposely failed all her seniors for 3rd quarter to scare us into coming to school and working hard Yeah thatās great I got grounded and had anxiety attacks Some kid probably got beat Other kids are just gonna stop caring You should be fired
since posting this last night ive gotten quite a few messages from people whose teachers have also done this and it resulted in them being beaten by their legal guardians
like
teachers need to think of the consequences of their god damn actions. this is not okay.
yoooooo
Hereās some more:
You interrupted me, Iām not finished talking
Youāre making me uncomfortable
Leave me alone
Donāt talk to me like that
Lol i say these all the Damn time smh
School: haha there is no need for students to be stressed out about the exams .....,,,,, they r well prepared if they did the 12 hours of homework daily
Students: if i throw myself down these stairs i have three more weeks to study
Women should NOT be forced to feed their babies in a bathroom, all because we live in a misogynistic, porn-warped society thatās been brainwashed to believe that female breasts used for anything other than male pleasure is āindecentā. Support public breast feeding and end the porn culture.
Forever reblog
No. Iām eating. I donāt wanna see you hang out your goddamn tits while I have food. My kids donāt wanna see it. Itās not some misogynistic ideal, itās fucking public indecency. Can I take my cock out under the table and feed my wife/girlfriend? No? Fuck you
i genuinely cannot believe that you just compared a blowjob to breastfeeding oh my fucking godĀ
getting a blowjob is a sexual thing and it also does notĀ āfeedā anyone whereas breastfeeding is literally not even a sexual thing a baby is having food that they need to live like itās nowhere near on the same level as getting a blowjob omg
if you are uncomfortable seeing a woman breastfeeding then that is your problem because you have oversexualised breasts so much that you canāt even stand seeing them being used for their actual purpose and also youāre an idiot
go eat your dinner in a public bathroom, you trash bag
End skeevy dudes who compare whipping out their dick in public to breast feeding 2k15
DO YOU FEED YOUR CHILDREN SEMEN? SHOVE A TRASH CAN UP YOUR ASS
Pediatric anthropology student, here.
1.) Breasts as sexual fetishes is a (largely Western) cultural construction. Yes, itās a fetish ā anything you are sexually attracted to that is not the genitals of an adult is a fetish, or paraphilia. My professors have met non-Westerners who think our men are ālike babiesā because they are attracted to breasts.
Breasts ā genitals. Scientifically, they are considered secondary sexual characteristics ā same category as facial hair. They can be sexual in a sexual context, just as necks and feet can be. But their primary purpose is reproductive.
2.) Breastmilk is not a ābodily fluid.ā It is FOOD.
It is not categorized by the CDC as a biohazard, and so no you donāt need to freak out if your coworker wants to store her milk right next to your Lunchables.
MOREOVER,
Breastmilk is not just protein and vitamins. It is a living, dynamic substance that BUILDS HUMANS.
It has hundreds of ingredients (<ā actually that list needs to be updated because theyāve discovered more already). There is a lab at the University of Washington St. Louis, where they have written all of the ingredients of human milk on the wall ā They have run out of room on that wall. Among those ingredients:
The exact ratio of protein-sugars-fats that human infants need (cowās milk doesnāt even come close)
Antibodies to pathogens in the babyās environment (synthesized by the mother within hours of coming into contact with a given pathogen) and other immune factors
Stem cells. FUCKING STEM CELLS. (They used glow-in-the-dark mice to find out what they do!)
Hormones (support growth and regulate behavior)
peptides
Self-digesting fats (what the whaaat)
Growth factors
water, vitamins, minerals, carbs, etc.
prolly other awesome shit we donāt even know about yet because weāve barely scratched the surface of this research!
These ingredients change hour-to-hour according to the babyās needs. It will even add more water on hot/dry days. Fuck, breastmilk kills cancer in a petri dish. Breastmilk. is. not. a. bodily. fluid. It. is. liquid. gold. 3.) When you tell a woman to go to the bathroom to breastfeed, you are perpetuating the notion that it is dirty and shameful and needs to be hidden away. This idea is the biggest barrier to achieving breastfeeding goals in the United States. Because women feel ashamed, they often stay isolated at home when they should be spending time out and about with friends and family and having, like, a life. This isolation can contribute to postpartum depression. From the Surgeon Generalās Call to Action to Support Breastfeeding: Women may find themselves excluded from social interactions when they are breastfeeding because others are reluctant to be in the same room while they breastfeed. For many women, the feeling of embarrassment restricts their activities and is cited as a reason for choosing to feed supplementary formula or to give up breastfeeding altogether. And since we have this culture of shame and privacy surrounding breastfeeding, young girls and women donāt see it enough to learn what is normal/not and how to do it, so they often give up when they run into problems because they donāt realize thereās an easy fix. Moreover, an infant needs to be integrated into society in order to develop properly. He/she needs to see faces and hear voices. Isolating them ā or throwing a blanket over their head ā takes this important component of their development away. It also often annoys them because they are understimulated. 4.) YOU NEED TO SEE IT. Thatās right, YOU. Even if you are a dude. Maybe you arenāt a parent, but you probably have loved ones who are. Or you might become one yourself someday. And if you are American chances are you have no idea how breastfeeding actually works, because you never fucking see it. Itās messy and complicated, and hard. It used to be a part of everyday life, because there werenāt any alternatives ā So we learned how to do it by being around it all the time, NBD. The whole sexualization/modesty thing surrounding breasts wasnāt a thing until like the mid-20th century. Check out this 1871 drawing of a woman breastfeeding IN FUCKING CHURCH:
Sheās covered head to toe, in accordance with modesty standards of the time ā except for her breast, about which the people around her give zero fucks. More from the Surgeon General: In American culture, breasts have often been regarded primarily as sexual objects, while their nurturing function has been downplayed. Although focusing on the sexuality of female breasts is common in the mass media, visual images of breastfeeding are rare, and a mother may never have seen a woman breastfeeding. Mothers need to see it. Future mothers need to see it. Future fathers need to see it. Family members need to see it. Everybody needs to see it. SO THEY FUCKING GET USED TO IT. So, no, Iām not gonna go to the bathroom to feed my kid. If you donāt want to see it, then DONāT. FUCKING. LOOK.
Man Documents His Life As The Third Wheel For 3 Years In Awkward Selfies
you know heās dead
omfg
sometimes, i forget how wide makoto is
his shoulders are literally two nagisas
Nagisas is my favorite unit of measurement
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We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piƱatas with a stick. The piƱatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.
This is disgusting bigotry against Christians at its finest.
I love the part where this post never mentioned Christians but you saw the word homophobe and jumped to your own defense anyways.
Have you ever wondered what would happen if you lit a whole pack of birthday candles at once? Because I did
That is the most metal looking cupcake ever
a jurassic park game where you ābuild your own parkā and you think the game is about building the best park with the most amount of dinosaurs and everything is running well and it goes from cloning the dinosaur all the way to putting them in the right paddock
then when youāve finished and the credits roll the screen goes black and it starts blaring an alarm and all the dinosaurs escape and now youāre playing a first person POV-game escaping from all the dinosaurs you helped create which means the better you were at the first half the more trouble youāre in for the secondĀ
