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@unityetaldajal
Im back. Sui baiters will be reported to the FBI. My system is named Unity Et Al-Dajal but you can call us all Eerie Coda Love as that is our body's name. Hosts are Ronry it/he or xe/xym/xyz, Sunshine it/its or che/hyr/hyrs, Zephyra he/it or che/hyr/hyrs, Ulrich he/it/they (or she/her IF you are flirting with him) and Barbie she/they
Remember that!
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the more you reblog this the more it breaks
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literally what is happening @staff you dun goofd
i tried to reblog this and the stupid app just crashed
If you’re seeing this, I managed to reblog this post.
I-
what?
i’m frightened
Attempting to reblog
why does everything gotta cost $20
it costs 19.99❤️❤️
oh! my mistake
yaay :) ❤️
*sneaks in sales tax while fish isn't looking*
Your total is 21.19
oh :(
well, at least that tax is going directly towards supporting our community! roads, parks, schools, etc. right? :)
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tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:
rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number
please know that at any given moment Medjeh is occupying prime real estate in my brain as they perform an emotive interpretive dance based on the following artistic depiction:
Ok so I looked up Medjed, and apparently they look like that because they are supposed to be invisible but like, how exactly does one illustrate something that's invisible? So it's possible that the Egyptians, unsure of what else to, put a sheet over them to try and depict the fact that they're invisible in a way that could still be depicted.
So, with this in mind, since they are supposedly unable to perceived, one may wonder if they are Among Us as we speak.
Also note that, literally every other character in egyptian mythology and art is consistently painted en-profile. everyone, from the slaves to the gods is en-profile. But Medjed isnt, Medjed is looking at the observer Always at the observer. Medjed might be the first character in the narrative tradition to break the fourth wall. (its certainly the oldest I am aware of).
being vulnerable is terrifying, exposing the parts of yourself you keep hidden takes endless bravery, if you’re met with distain and disregard, it doesn’t mean its not worth it to try again, you are worth knowing
Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
this post teleported me back to 2011
times were simpler and red comic sans abundant
world heritage post
my legacy lives on
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the hero/arch-nemesis dynamic counts as a queer platonic relationship. it's on the spectrum
#queer antagonistic relationship
Reading your posts feels like eating a banana, it’s kinda tingly and itchy and makes me very uncomfortable but I also like it too much to stop
you are allergic to bananas
are you uninformed loons really unaware that bananas aren’t SUPPOSED to cause tingling & swelling sensations?
also potatoes are not supposed to give you potato sweats. pineapples aren’t supposed to be spicy
YES pineapples contain an enzyme that literally dissolves the top layer of the inside of your mouth. NO, most people aren’t able to actually taste that happening
kiwis aren’t supposed to make your mouth itch
much respect to the people in the notes going “i have learned something new about myself today, but i am going to continuing eating and enjoying my itchy spicy danger food”
Important question: are grapes supposed to make your throat pruny like fingers in bathwater?
honey, no.
Note to anyone who experiences tingling, itching, etc when eating bananas: you might want to get tested for a latex allergy
People who are allergic to latex often have reactions to bananas, avocado, kiwi, strawberries and tomatoes, because they have some of the same proteins as latex.
It is rare to be only allergic to bananas, without also being allergic to latex… not impossible, but not common.
And latex is in lots of things (not just condoms lol), like bandaids or elastic in clothing, and contact can make your skin irritated.
In general though… if your food feels like it’s fighting back, you might be allergic lol
While I deeply admire all of you who continue to eat foods that are fighting back please remember that allergies can get MUCH worse over time and what might only tingle one day might actually send you to the hospital in the future. So you know, just be careful about it.
I'm looking back at random things I was taught as a kid by various adults and media and. did nobody bother to factcheck anything? was that just not an option or
Could you please name one?
swallowed chewing gum takes years to digest, blue veins are blue bc deoxygenated blood is blue, fossil fuels are made from dinosaurs, feeding bread to birds is fine, mice like cheese, carrots are good for your eyes, cleopatra was a sultry seductress, bulls can see the color red, corsets were uncomfortable and caused deformities, glass is a slow-moving liquid which is why old window panes are uneven at the bottom, tomato juice gets rid of skunk smells, young einstein failed math class, eating before swimming increases your risk of cramps and drowning, cracking your knuckles causes arthritis, iron maidens were used as torture devices, the earth's core is molten rock, and basically anything at all whatsoever to do with the myth of thanksgiving
they said name ONE-
bats are blind, diamonds are made of coal, the dark side of the moon is dark, the sun is yellow, lightning doesn't strike twice, columbus landed in the u.s., medieval europeans believed the world was flat, piranhas eat human flesh, goldfish have no long-term memory, porcupines can shoot their quills, people often swallow spiders in their sleep, wolves howl at the moon, humans only have 5 senses, sore muscles are caused by a buildup in lactic acid, and rust causes tetanus!
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Please keep my Christian dad Doc in your duas or prayers, he just found out he has 2 or three years to live and needs chemo and radiation. The small cell cancer wasn't there a year ago but is already stage 4.
vampires who lie outrageously about meeting famous historical figures, when in truth they mostly spent the last 500 years cooped up in dilapidated castles & caves like cranky hermits. nonetheless, interviews with vampires are technically considered primary academic sources, to the continual annoyance of the entire global community of historians
this is even funnier if vampires flat out refuse to update their language abilities/restrict themselves to one language, so historians are forced to conduct/decode interviews in a bastardization of 14th cent norwegian/vulgar latin/600 AD sahidic coptic etcetera and so on
This is missing the part where vampires genuinely are a linguistic treasure trove. You make your interview, get cranky that you can’t understand shit, you take it to a philologist for decoding and, next thing you know, that language nerd is kissing you on the mouth
It may seem like the future is bleak and maybe you have felt this way for a while, but things can change, things can better, you still will have more opportunities and life will have more possibilities instead of only closed doors. There is hope. Allow yourself to have hope, to stick around, to revisit this post in a year and think about how much has changed.
Gonna tell y’all what I can hear now that I got my hearing aids
Birds! They chirp and it’s so beautiful.
Far away cow moos
My friend has this is his back yard and to say I cried is an understatement.
My best friends singing voice
Chickens: *chicken noise*
Me, sobbing:
The filter for my fish tank! Bubble bubble bubble
I sit in the bass section in band. Today I could clearly hear the flutes up at the front! They’re not great, but I can finally hear them!
The sound of walking in sand.
Soft but kinda crunchy? Very nice sound 10/10
Me playing guitar for the first time. Took the hearing aids out. Not a very good sound… yet
Tree leaves in the wind. I got a little spooked at first because it’s 1 am and I’m alone in the park but it’s a real good sound.
Bees
Let me say, it was really fucking terrifying walking past the flowering tree in my backyard and hearing zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz coming from it.
“sunlight” by Hozier
I sat in my car alone while listening to it. I knew it would be special but wow, that was a religious experience.
Their hooves make sounds in the grass but they are completely silent. Beautiful creatures. Beautiful sound
Pine needles and pine cones make crunchy sounds!!! Oh my! Very nice
Colored pencils make a real nice scratch noise when I’m drawing. I didn’t know they did that
I forgot to add this is the beginning! But that little sniffing noise that dogs make when they’re smelling the air or the ground? Wonderful!
OCEAN!!!!!!
So there was just an entire booth full of wind chimes for sale at mountain fair. It started to get a little windy and they all went off at once. It was so pretty.
This is the most beautiful post on this whole site
