Spoonfulsofsalt

Yee haw

[catchymemes]

[wordfather]

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things

[tearlessrain]

having anxiety is like being given permanent unwanted custody of a halter arabian. like okay buddy is it panic time again. cool you probably need more exercise and an apple and then maybe you'll calm down.

[tearlessrain]

taking my stupid walks for my stupid mental health with my stupid hypervigilant brain horse

[tearlessrain]

thoroughly enjoying the notes on this post because it's equal parts people with anxiety going "yeah that's what it's like" and people with arabians going "yeah that's what they're like"

[rylandsgrace]

Barbie + text posts

[thebootydiaries]

[terracemuse]

It's drizzling Here I am Still alive.

-Santoka Taneda-

[anxietyproblem]

[botanyshitposts]

mosses growing in the cracks in heavily used pavement cars rolling over them 76 times a day nothing but respect for our troops

[universalyikes]

@xblueberrywafflesx @wanderinggaybear @drsirholmes @dulcexmorena @tanzamarryahum123 @wiggitywhatwhowhere @stripesandriots @los-forasteros @6ixfraud @f0reverinsane-blog @drizzlemendiaz @bulletprf-in-blck @stanwesty-blog @just-a-bit-of-a-fangirl-x 

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[universalyikes]

@pee4meplz @ultra19821121 @jaimelaviande @morenoodles @rachelofcyberia @theawkwardgayfanboy @jess-the-werefox @marshedmallow19 @mindmanthan @dulce-cafecito @zippomynippo @agirlneedsgoals @three-peach @adil-nasir @justacryingpotato @barthunder @my-sig-fig-blog @hazel14556-blog @eva11100044-blog @martha4477-blog @stephanie3261-blog @florence11122-blog @edna14222-blog @annette14577-blog @tb-erick @periodicool @moldiest @mandy-43 @effymckinnon @dreamilystarstruck 

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[universalyikes]

@ultra19821121 @jaimelaviande @morenoodles @rachelofcyberia @theawkwardgayfanboy @jess-the-werefox @marshedmallow19 @mindmanthan @dulce-cafecito @zippomynippo @agirlneedsgoals @three-peach @adil-nasir @justacryingpotato @barthunder @my-sig-fig-blog @hazel14556-blog @eva11100044-blog @martha4477-blog @stephanie3261-blog @florence11122-blog @edna14222-blog @annette14577-blog @tb-erick @periodicool @moldiest @mandy-43 @effymckinnon @dreamilystarstruck @xblueberrywafflesx @wanderinggaybear @drsirholmes @dulcexmorena @tanzamarryahum123 @wiggitywhatwhowhere @stripesandriots @los-forasteros @6ixfraud @f0reverinsane-blog @drizzlemendiaz @bulletprf-in-blck @stanwesty-blog @just-a-bit-of-a-fangirl-x 

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[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas and ferb quarantine episode where candace is convinced that this time her mom will see what the boys are doing because nobody can even leave the house but somehow linda is always in the wrong room

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

AAH, PERRY the PLATYPUS! I suppose you’re wondering about my evil plan. Well, you see, when I was a child in Gimulshtump, I was quarantined for several months, 

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

phineas: we turned ourselves into holograms so that we can still hang out with our friends while social distancing. later candace! *he and ferb fade out of view* 

candace: mOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoOoM!!!!!!!!! 

[whereforeartthougender]

Okay, but the thing with Perry and Doof becomes a lot funnier when you remember that Perry, being a platypus, is immune to the virus.

So imagine Doof monologuing over Zoom, secure in the knowledge that Perry the Platypus can’t possibly thwart him over a video call, when Perry disappears from the frame. As he ponders where his nemesis could have gone, Perry plummets onto Doof’s balcony and socks him one in the jaw.

Doof: What?! Perry the Platypus?! What are you doing? You shouldn’t be out here! There’s a quarantine going on, in case you haven’t noticed!

Perry: *platypus noise*

Doof: Oh, right, you’re a platypus, and this is a human virus, so… You know, I don’t really know how I forgot that.

[obsidiancreates]

Perry makes sure to do a full decontamination on his way home, to make sure Phineas and Ferb don’t get any potential virus particles on them after petting him and picking him up.

[lazygravez]

at one point while doof and perry are fighting doof goes “wait! i forget to put on my mask” and perry stops punching him to let him put on his mask then they just go back to fightung

[phantomchick]

The spirit of the show really does live on

[thevampireconnoisseur]

Did anyone else learn the wood “rue” and it’s meaning from icarly, or was that just an experience young me had??

[leuces]

Mrs. Benson from iCarly (Freddie’s mom) is, like, the opposite of an anti-vaxxer.  She somehow manages to over-vaccinate her son.

[rockhardgeologist]

A prodigy

[sindri42]

You missed the best part. They weren’t even their sheep. This good pupper gathered up a bunch of random sheep it found somewhere on the countryside and brought them home for its human.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

*whispers* the countryside is full of free sheep

[theleafriday]

[tchaikovskaya]

none of yall know what propaganda actually is, do you?

[tchaikovskaya]

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

[guardiantempest]

[writing-prompt-s]

A depressed guy moves into a haunted house with 7 demons, each corresponding to a deadly sin. But, they’re all trying to help him get back on his feet; Pride helps with self confidence, Lust helps him get laid, etc.

[the-weaver-of-worlds]

I would watch the crap outta this like wow

[posingasme]

Envy: “Glut, back off the guy, okay?”

Gluttony: “I’m just saying he could stand to gain a few pounds! I made spaghetti!”

Sloth: “After we eat, it’s gonna be time for a nice nap. We’ve earned it!”

Pride: “Damn right we did!”

[thanatosdementor-deactivated201]

Just imagine the Catholic Church making a statement regarding this new tv show.

[wombatking]

Wrath does nothing but encourage him to punch assholes. 

“You deserve better! That was YOUR parking space!”

“He’s like three hundred pounds of muscle, Wrath.”

“And you are 165 pounds of RAGE!”

Wrath’s advice isn’t great, but he means well. 

[ladyananas]

Greed spends his days trying to help him manage his budget and put money on the side

“Bro check this out i’ve got the sickest retirement plan, technically it’s tax evasion i guess but fuck those guys, right?”