I am not he.

What I do no one knows. Except for those who do.

[saveyourhelplessspite]

staring myself down i will NOT change my url again i wont im not gonna fucking do it nope hahah No Way Not Me i do NOT need to change it to fit my other headcanon nope im not gonna do it i dont even have an icon for it i would simply never change my url Yet Again even if itd be effective to signal my headcanon AND get rid of people that can't be normal about people like me I Will Refrain—

[boothyghost]

ohhh i was wondering who the hell this guy was and why they were on my feed. hello my shapeshifting friend!

[saveyourhelplessspite]

yea its still me :pensive:

[boothyghost]

well i'll be damned

[saveyourhelplessspite]

[unjesuser]

i am not he.

[unjesuser]

this speaks to me

[unaliver]

Fucker *freezes your gender fluod*

[unjesuser]

rest in peace i suppose

[houseofcucci]

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

[beggars-opera]

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

[loubuttons]

I also want the whale that took this guys leg

[unaliver]

I want that guy's other leg

[unjesuser]

I want that guy

[unjesuser]

this is my only blog to not have a plush as my picture.

[senshigargantuanimplants-deacti]

yearning for the day when people stop creating annoying low-effort gimmick blogs

[little-bitch-detector]

BEEP

[little-bitch-detector]

i won

[georgeromerosanalcavity]

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

[unjesuser]

THE AFTERLIFE.

[valtsv]

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[the-m-is-for-minor]

@ohio-thestate

[ohio-thestate]

HEY!! I HAVE ATTRACTIONS!!

[the-m-is-for-minor]

YEAH!! LIKE THE ROCK AND ROLL MUSEUM

[ohio-thestate]

YEAH!! AND THE CINCINNATI ZOO! AND CEDAR POINT!

[the-m-is-for-minor]

....WHATEVER THOSE THINGS ARE!!

[ohio-thestate]

YEAHHHHHH!!!!!! AND LAKE ERIE!!!!!!!!

[buffalony-official]

hey lake erie is my thing!

[ohio-thestate]

WE CAN SHARE.

[buffalony-official]

so like, we split the lake in half?

[ohio-thestate]

NO! WE JUST HAVE DIFFERENT BEACHES AND ISLANDS!

[buffalony-official]

oh i see *puts away knife*

[ohio-thestate]

as for the water itself... we just share all of that. we can swim together

[buffalony-official]

yeah just don't drink the water and you'll probably be fine

[ohio-thestate]

....................

[buffalony-official]

*tries to hide abandoned factory, somehow*

[ohio-thestate]

what do I do if I drink the water regularly

[buffalony-official]

i do not know

[ohio-thestate]

uhh

[buffalony-official]

yeah maybe stop

*sips straight from lake*

[ohio-thestate]

IF YOU WANT ME TO STOP THEN WHY ARE YOU DOING IT!?

[buffalony-official]

cuz i don't care

[ohio-thestate]

*drinking lake water*

[the-m-is-for-minor]

NO

[ohio-thestate]

I'LL BE OK I DO THIS ALL THE TIME

[maryland-officially]

WHY

[ohio-thestate]

ITS MY LAKE WATER I CAN DO WHAT I WANT WITH IT

[maryland-officially]

...NO??

[ohio-thestate]

YES!

[scp-threats-is-back]

I'm going to fucking contain you all

[scp-researcher-slenderman]

Collect my documents

[scp-threats-is-back]

I don't remember hiring you

[scp-researcher-slenderman]

Too bad

[unjesuser]

Ah. Unheaven.

[obscuretobyfox]

[louisegluckpdf]

we're settling this once and for all. no nuance

to be

not to be

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

[nochd]

Is it nobler in the mind

to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune

to take arms against a sea of troubles

Voting ended onOct 7, 2024

[pseudo-boyfriend]

[i-am-a-fish]

I like being in my little box. it's nice, and cozy

[right-asscheek]

i like my little box, too, fish :33

[i-am-a-fish]

woah hi

this is just like that one scene from madagascar

[musclemanveryregular]

you know who else is just like that one scene from madagascar?

[spooky-killer-ooh]

I kill people

[fakest-slenderman]

Collect my pages

[unjesuser]

I am not He.

[donthitanybody]

Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

Reminds me of the veggie tale twitter post

[walmart-the-official]

the what

[aroorchid-slenderwoman]

[unjesuser]

I would rather die standing than live kneeling.

[walmart-the-official]

cheese.

Sincerely,

@anti-timeloop-police

wheat.

[anti-timeloop-police]

tomato.

[0dividedby0haha]

bacon

[anti-timeloop-police]

lettuce.

[unjesuser]

wheat.

[unjesuser]

i'm putting a ticking time bomb on this blog when it explodes so does this guy

[unaliver]

What did that guy did to deserver being timebombed

[anti-timeloop-police]

time?

[unaliver]

First we should wait and see if the timebomb reseters after being blown up

[anti-timeloop-police]

ok 👍

[unjesuser]

oh hey it's my time bomb i forgot about that-

[unjesuser]

i'm putting a ticking time bomb on this blog when it explodes so does this guy

[unjesuser]

i'm putting a ticking time bomb on this blog when it explodes so does this guy

[unaliver]

What did that guy did to deserver being timebombed

[anti-timeloop-police]

time?

[unaliver]

First we should wait and see if the timebomb reseters after being blown up

[anti-timeloop-police]

ok 👍

[unjesuser]

oh hey it's my time bomb i forgot about that-

[king-k-ripple]

My local Michael’s has transgender pumpkins.

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@the-real-catholic-church this you?

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

IM NOT TRANS

[the-official-news]

Accept the truth.

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

It’s not the truth

[the-official-news]

*cue the news looking very offended*

Are you suggesting my news is incorrect?!

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

I’m doing more than suggesting

[the-official-news]

How dare you say my news is incorrect!

Every word is the truth and nothing but the truth!

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

IM NOT TRANS

[hawaii-official]

🏳️‍⚧️🫵

GASP

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

NO

IM NOT

[hawaii-official]

LIAR

🏳️‍⚧️🫵

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

NO

[hawaii-official]

JOIN US

JSCHLATT LOVES YOU

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

IM NOT TRANS

even if I love blahaj

[hawaii-official]

TRANS! 🫵

GASP

YOU MUST HAVE BEEN SAYING ALL THAT STUFF ABT @real-british-empire BECAUSE YOU BOTH ARE TRANS!!!

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

IM NOT TRANS

[hawaii-official]

LIAR

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

IM NOT

[hawaii-official]

THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHINF A TRANS PERSON WOULD SAY

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

NO IT DOESNT

[hawaii-official]

YES IT DOES

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

IM NOT TRANS

[hawaii-official]

Are you sure that you're not genderfluid?

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

uhhhh

probably

[hawaii-official]

KNEW IT

[the-fake-catholic-church-deacti]

I’m not trans tho

[jesus-christ-offical]

🏳️‍⚧️🫵

[th3-silliest-being-deactivated2]

so is @real-british-empire tho

[real-british-empire]

I AM NOT

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@jesus-christ-offical is @real-british-empire trans?

[jesus-christ-offical]

Yeah

[the-real-yahoo-mail]

@real-british-empire !!!!!

(Also @the-official-news)

[real-british-empire]

FUCK YOU.

@unjesuser un-Jesus them

[unjesuser]

woah there buddy i will do it for a price. for late pride month, i'll give you a trans discount! 🏳️‍⚧️