UnlitLanterns

[stuckinapril]

2025 glow up

Drink water

Fraternize with no one. Live in complete isolation so as not to risk being disappointed ever

take walks

[thepeelingrenoir]

Insane how the coldest, most piercing and furious gaze in cinema comes from Robin Williams' Hook (1991).

[e-the-village-cryptid]

seen so many posts that are like “I was so confused when I saw all this posting about some non-existent movie “Goncharov” like it was real” I wasn’t. this happens 5 times a week. my dash is routinely filled to the brim with passionate analysis of absurd-sounding movies and tv shows I have never heard of. I never for a second doubted the existence of a russian mafia movie set in italy with massive numbers of bizarrely named characters and no cohesive understanding of the movie’s themes or plot until I saw a post saying to tag it as unreality. this is tumblr. this happens daily. not one thought crossed my mind except “ha, looks like a few of my mutuals have a new hyperfixation.” this is what tumblr has done to me. you could tell me there’s a new tv show about dolphins with french accents living as royalty in victorian england while secretly starting a cult to renew the worship of the greek gods and the shipping discourse is intense and I would simply think “sounds legit” and keep scrolling

[g-l-o-w-y-l-i-g-h-t-s]

This idiot hasn’t seen The Dolphin Court

[muffinworry]

[faceofpoe]

@e-the-village-cryptid I love that this is your post more than words can convey.

[e-the-village-cryptid]

it’s posts like these that make you understand how frankenstein could abandon his creature

[punkitt-is-here]

cant even fault those bailey school kids for this one if i saw that dude i wouldg just go Thats Fuckin Dracula man

[unlitlanterns]

Read all of these as a kid ♥️

That totally was fucking drac too

[guerrillatech]

[isa-ah]

it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

[classichorrorblog]

The Addams Family (1991)

[evermore-fashion]

Paolo Sebastian 'A Lover's Kiss' Fall 2024 Haute Couture Collection

[incorrecthoroscopes]

Sagittarius, calling Virgo: I have a problem.

Virgo: Oh, you only just realized it? I have a list with all your 73 problems in alphabetical order. Would you like me to email that to you?

[lxrx-m]

Erwin Blumenfeld Wet Veil, 1937

[tackled]

[lwnlm-deactivated20191110]

The Dream of a Ridiculous Man - Aleksandr Petrov, 1992

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Tim Burton's Vincent (1982)

[thecollectibles]

Art by Erin Hanson

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur doesnt like me going into rooms by myself

[adrienthinks]

[waterpropaganda]

[ultrafacts]

[bestnatesmithever]

What if it bites me and it dies?

[finalellipsis-deactivated201807]

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

[babblingfishes]

What if it bites itself and I die?

[william-petrisous-and-other-blo]

It’s voodoo.

[the-ordinary-nerd]

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

[tpt-moved]

That’s correlation, not causation.

[pizzadut]

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

[demonsinsuits]

that’s kinky

[pizzadut]

oh my god

[bingle-official]

this fucking post is 10 YEARS OLD WTF

[taketwo-moth]

What

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[unlitlanterns]

Every so often someone comes along to remind you about the sad songs

[rylandsgrace]

Immaculate (2024) dir. Michael Mohan