Dan Is My Name

Dan's place of random stuff and things..... Enjoy

[shencomix]

[mig-murgthenurg]

Warhammer will allow you to witness 37 different war crimes unfold in front of you in such vivid detail that you'll feel physically ill but it gets very sheepish when it comes to using actual swear words.

There is a scene from a book where a giant Nid swallows an Imperial ship whole and goes into absolutely horrific detail of the digestion of the ship and the crew. And somehow the word "fuck" is off limits.

[ladymirdan]

Its because their Chaplain will bonk them on the head if thay do.

[historitor-bookshelf]

From "The Purging of Kallidus", Second Chapter:

[ladymirdan]

I love how this keeps happening.

[athena-cat-wizard-official]

I am currently inside a tumblr post

[asodhjadjasdkjasdkasd]

this

is a reblog

[spacepunksupreme]

I spent like 5 hours editing this gif frame by frame to make this shitty edit that I wanted to exist

[montymollusk]

please look at this picture junji ito drew of his moms crusty white dog

[spooky-fubuki]

The made her be sober and forced her to drive, that's fucked up.

[lolmemez]

I need a little help here

[scentofdriedflowers]

me decoding and reading the message

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

[whatbigotspost]

Monsters.

I’m waiting for an arborist to hop on here and confirm that this is bad for those kind of trees or some shit, too.

[lyriumrain]

Not an arborist, but as someone taught by an arborist: I can confirm you should NOT do this to this type of tree during summer. It puts incredible strain on them as they are trying to grow.

Also, I saw someone on twitter saying "pruning is normal" and I just want to add, when doing routine pruning you should not remove more than 30% of a tree's canopy. Idk about y'all but that looks like more than 30%

[false-pyre]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault

[cheaphalloweencostume]

when i get a notifications on my phone i try to kill my phone with a rock

[unseen-deamon]

I was reading this while rubbing one of my eyes and misread rock as cock. So thanks for the laugh.

[sioltach]

watching a video on brewing Mesopotamian beer and look at this orange man (his ass cannot guard the barley)

[caesarsaladinn]

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

[caesarsaladinn]

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

[unseen-deamon]

So like that one scene with the anime girl singing about sharks as she walks on the line next to the road.

[norvicensiandoran]

[mckitterick]

the Ides of March grows near

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[mageless]

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[jack-the-lion]

So many little friends!

[hexedbug]

scp experiment log

[lyriumrain]

I had a dream where i was smoking because i was so stressed. I have never smoked in my life, that would absolutely not help. Why brain, why would do this

[unseen-deamon]

Oral fixation

[blumineck]

For all the stealth archers out there...

[urbanfantasyinspiration]

I love this guy

[itsthebrokenheartthatdecides]

I want to marry this guy.

[the-davest-of-uncles]

Ol' boy's sent tens of thousands of arrows downrange. He got gud.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]