Goblincore Hoardposting 2.0

crow, goblin, cottage, corvid, witch, all of the cores.

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Depressed people, how do I explain this feeling to mentally healthy people?

I sometimes feel like my brain is numb and not “connected” to my body. so like I am perfectly in control of my body so getting up and moving around and eating and things are all fine, but any thought or mental processing involved is very slow and hard and feels out of sync somehow. Like i’m sitting and typing this now with no problem and I’ve had a shower and eaten properly etc but reading this back to check for mistakes is hard and so is thinking of the right words and thinking about what I’m going to do later or tomorrow or next week doesn’t make sense. It feels really weird and I hate it but I don’t know how to describe it without sounding stupid. I know factually that my brain is connected to my body but it just doesn’t feel right and it makes it really hard to do my work and behave normally. Like i forget how to make a cup of tea or what time it is and get really self conscious if I have to be out in pubic because I can’t remember if i’m behaving normally, staring at people too much, wearing the right clothes etc. 

I get a similar feeling but the opposite way round where my mind feels “connected” so I can think and talk and read and write properly etc but my body is slow and lethargic and I find it harder to do things like eating and washing myself. I’ve seen people talking about this before but less about the first feeling? 

when It’s very bad then both happen at the same time and all I can really do is watch TV but that is very rare and it hasn’t happened again since I started my medication. Idk if this makes any sense sorry it all just makes me feel very dumb and it would help to know if others feel this. 

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Deus Rex Machina

Why does the T-Rex save the day in every Jurassic Park movie?

I wrote a dumb thing about jurassic park, I can see the stats and nobody’s read it at all lol

don’t you dare let this golden pun title go to waste

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the fact that my family are all fully aware that I have anxiety, which I take medication for, but will get irritated with me for:

being jumpy 

covering my ears during loud noises

not wanting to be in the room/house when people are arguing

crying if someone is annoyed with me

not going outside much

not being talkative

the real kicker is that my sister also has anxiety but continues to wonder why I act like this 

just because your mh condition manifests itself in a different way to someone else’s it does not mean they are lying/that you get magic permission to ridicule them :)

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ahhahaha I hate writing CVs becuase I have to write nice things about myself hahahahaha this is my third attempt at making progress on it and I’m nowhere near finished ahahaha I have to do it in small bursts or I get mentally exhausted lol teehee

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It’s a lovely day to consider that terfs and gender critical people will talk for days about the importance of “BiOLoGiCaL sEx” but will then proceed to do nothing to advocate for the rights of people who are trans/nb and AFAB... almost like they don’t care about biological sex at all. 

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The Tories, as soon as pride month is over: We tHiNk CoNvErSiOn ThErApY… BaD??? BuT ShOuLd iT bE mAdE iLLeGaL??? LeT’s HaVe A dEbAtE

(regardless of the completely tone deaf and frankly offensive wording of this, please fill in their shitty petition and tell them how immensely they are failing the LGBT+ community)

(It should be noted that the bastards have not actually made a specific commitment to change the law but are aiming to “redefine and clarity” existing laws that cover some conversion therapy methods. The silence from the opposition about this is deafening)

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tips for beginner dm?

i’ve convinced my family to play dnd but now I have to actually teach them to play lol and I’ve never actually played i’ve only listened to actual play podcasts. so far I’ve found a pre-written one shot adventure and some random generator websites for npcs and place names etc so the worldbuilding isnt too intense

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I personally find that you can never have too many small tiny little pretty boxes that you can fill with small stuff or not put anything in because you have too many boxes and not enough things to keep in the boxes. small bottles and jars and bowls are also good 

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requested by ash-the-sparrow-queen

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ok so like imagine a house with a full aquarium wall

but now imagine that its an ✨🐜 A N T   F A R M 🐜✨ instead of an aquarium

that’s it that’s the dream

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ATTENTION FANTASY NERDS!

I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT LEGO ELVES™?? IT HAS DRAGONS??? AIRSHIPS?? DETAIL???? MAGIC STUFF?? I WOULD HAVE BEEN OBSESSED

OBSESSED I TELL YOU 

who am I kidding lol I’m looking at the prices as we speak

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went on a (socially-distanced) walk with a friend today that I haven’t seen in a while and her whole masters’ thesis is going to be on  𓆏  f r o g s  𓆏  she’s so lucky!!

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this boi from my garden hopes you’re having a great day :)

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On the island of Gran Canaria, Canary Islands, Poseidon stands ominously in the Ocean.

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absolutely the best place for a poseidon statue. literally in the sea. looking like he’s just risen up ready to yeet a storm at odysseus. magnificent 10/10

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Hey I switched accounts because I was getting harassed on my old main account and am gradually migrating my sideblog @goblincorehoardposting over to this one so bear with while I switch everything over :)