[VD: caleb pitts walks down a hallway talking into the camera. he has tattooed text on his forehead reading I HEART EATING SHIT. he says: well, well, well. guess who just got kicked out of starbucks for - you guessed it - being white.
video cuts to him in a bathroom, still talking into the camera: hey, gang. caleb here. glad to see you enjoyed [chuckle] my little video. um, next time that you order a temporary tattoo online, make sure you get an actual temporary one and not the kind [laughs] that's waterproof and apparently lasts two weeks. [water runs, and he ineffectually rubs the text, laughing] uh, if anybody has any advice on what to do, please direct message me... on how to get this off my head. thanks.
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