Untitled Spy

Hey there! Untitled Spy here. I'm an artist and a gamer, who uses multiple forms of art, though you will mostly just see the drawing kind here. However I also dabble in super sculpy and other creative little projects. Have questions? Then by all means, ask away!

[sinnerbird]

im going to start a thread of pokemon drawn to the sizes of the things theyre based on

here, i’ll start 

[sinnerbird]

also this thread is open to anyone

[sinnerbird]

[very-salty-popcorn]

A very small boi enters

[5radchan]

@alpha-bread

[alpha-bread]

!!!!! This is Zangoose she’s pointy and I love her

[pettyartist]

I chose the littlest ones cause the BIG ones were always tadpoles and the little ones were always poliwogs.

[kuro--sawa]

A pocket sized boy

[charlesoberonn]

[pegasusie]

The smallest friends you could imagine

[blue-randomcity]

Can I join?

[lespoopypodle]

Yo

[lenacraft]

I love these so much

[untitledspy]

Credit to @sinnerbird​ who started the thread and all those that added.

[jaubaius]

Interview cat

[niuniente]

This is a Finnish harness racer and a harness racing coach Matias Salo being interviewed for sport news.

Finnish translation:

Matias: …We’ve been here with the horses…

(Cat jumps in his lap)

The interviewer: I see you’ve gotten some cats here as well. Um… (laughs)

(Cat keeps purring and headputting)

The interviewer: It’s okay, we can continue.

(The video cuts off, the cat has been removed)

The interviewer: What is it based on? Wouldn’t it be nicer to do well—-

(The cat returns and  jumps in the interviewer’s lap and climbs up to her face)

The interviewer: —- when its warmer and there’s more light and—

Matias: Sure, it would be. Of course, summer is nice. In the winter the longer trips for harness racing competitions are over, and we race somewhere closer to home. (chuckles)

(The cat is distracting both of them)

The interviewer: Yes… Yeah… (laughs)

(Everyone laughs)

The interviewer, laughing at the camera: I can’t say anything! The purring is so loud! Matias, tell me; do I have something on my shoulder?

Matias, laughing: No. Absolutely nothing.

[septicboopers]

rb to have a cute jj on your blog

[zuyart]

JJ appreciation week!! I don't know whether this is good or not, I'm done. Hope y'all like it (click for better quality)

[untitledspy]

This is absolutely stunning! Beautiful work!

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

[fallout-4-reactions]

Reblog to show your support for NSFW Artists, who deserve better than having their art censored/removed because of a badly thoughtout idea

[great-tweets]

I am simultaneously impressed and terrified.

[anjieluvs-deactivated20221031]

I refuse to believe this isn’t actually Rocket

[uncleromeo]

“talented mom” is either an incredibly talented practical effects designer or a furry with a lot of free time.

[anxietyproblem]

[pigeon-latte]

Hey dudes! @markiplier is having a Charity Livestream on December 1st @ 10am PST for Stand Up To Cancer! Mark your calenders & hope to see you there!

[caffeinewitchcraft]

Relationships get so bananas when you start deciphering the other person’s love language.

Like I thought I was just acquaintances with this person because they never told me details about themselves and we just talked movies and writing . But then they made time to have coffee with me and they showed up out of breath because they ran. Like. RAN to be on time for coffee with me?

And I was like “i don’t mind waiting” cause I never want to run

But they said they wanted every minute they could get because I’m so busy usually

Which is when it clicked that I didn’t get how much they considered me a friend because I just straight away didn’t see MY signs of affection in them and went “cool! Casual buds it is.” But now that I’m seeing their signs of affection, I feel a little silly for dismissing them like that even though I felt like we could be best bros.

Anyway, some people show affection through time or intensity or commitment and not vocally. I really have to remember that!

[madammuffins]

Fyi- just in case you didn’t know.

TOUCH got a bro that likes to give high fives? Back slaps? Are they a hugger? Do they not blink an eye at cuddles?

QUALITY TIME this bro will (as op stated) sprint to spend every minute possible with you. Every second that you guys are together is a declaration of affection.

WORDS does your bro tell you how amazing and great and fantastic and wonderful you are all the time? Guess what…?

GIFTS do they buy you coffee? Snacks, energy drinks, spot you at the restaurant? Did that one key chain removed you of them? Ding ding!

ACTS are they always doing things for you? Ie: Nah bro, I got this, I can do that, need me to get anything for you, I can help with…?

PRO TIP - The way people show love is often how they receive love as well.

[gayer-than-you]

I reblogged this recently but it got better and ive been thinking and learning a lot abt love languages so

[un-cerebro-hambriento]

Diferentes razas de perro en versión guerrera, por Nikita Orlov.

[poppetdrop]

listen….I dunno what that says but these are the fucking greatest

[missharpersworld]

[untitledspy]

#Ecinna the Exhausted, hoarder of chocolate and Pillows #HahahahaPerfect

[itsjustkyss]

At the risk of pissing people off…

I work in the screen printing industry. Everyday I see a whole slew of apparel brands that I have to embellish. I also see the price tags and the invoice that goes along with customizing them.

Those prices on CloakBrand… shockingly… pretty on point.

Believe it or not. They are actually priced better than some brands out there 😮😮😮

So cheaply made cheaply priced brands like Gildan, Hanes, Fruit of the Loom… your looking at $8-$12-$17 Hoodies. Meh quality. Meh fitting.

Middle priced and fairly well made brands like NextLevel, Canvas, Bella… now your talking $20-$25-$40 for said Hoodies. Why? Cuz they are fancier and fit better and feel nicer.

Now when it comes to the big brands….Nike, Adidas, Under Armor… you know the fancy designed stuff, well made, super comfy? Those are literally $50-$75-$85 a pop!!

That’s right $85 each AND that’s before I put my work into it by embellishing it with a multicolor custom design…. So now its upping the price even more by the time it’s said and done for shipping.

Crazy right?!??

I know, trust me I know, shit is expensive!!

BUT seeing that, I hope you wont blame Mark and Jack for the baseline price of the apparel they put together. It’s just industry standard.

And CloakBrand not only has printed embellishments, they seem cut well and good quality and sized for everyone.

You don’t see that kinda care, with all types of people in mind, when it comes to some of the bigger brand names. Tho you should cuz that’s what you are paying for right?!

So, yes, I get the the prices knock your socks off! The prices I see at work are astronomical sometimes…I get scared at work to even have to touch the expensive stuff for fear of messing even ONE up….😳

Please rest assure you are indeed paying for the high quality of your product and not just blowing up Mark and Jacks pockets because they feel like it.

I hope y’all can save up enough to get something soon… I know I will be too!

[therealjacksepticeye]

I appreciate you saying this! I know the Cloak stuff is much higher priced than a lot of merch we’ve done before but this is way beyond typical merch and the quality of the clothing is MUCH higher than what we’ve attempted before, it’s also not for every single person.  High quality clothing costs a lot to make, especially if you want to do it ethically. I have never done anything on Youtube EVER, just for the money and i’m not starting now 

[bullletproof-love]

Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

[comic-canary]

My mom always taught me yell or fight back. Boys would be mean and I would yell back. I would get my ass pinched and I would smack them as hard as I could.

Who alway got in trouble? Me.

They would call my mother and she always came in and lectures my teachers and threatened to sue for making her miss work and treating me poorly.

She always taught my brothers to respect women. The only fights my brothers ever got in was defending women from someone else.

The school tried to call my father once instead of my mother on us. He came in in his full preacher outfit (being a preacher and all) and gave them an entire sermon on what would Jesus day of he was called in. They decided dealing with my mom was better.

[edmundo-noches-buckley]

I think my favorite story of this is when some kid snapped my bra and I turned around, didn’t even think about it, and punched that little motherfucker right in the nose.

So naturally, I end up in the principal’s office, refusing to apologize. 

“He shouldn’t have put his hands on me and I wouldn’t have hit him!” That’s the only thing I was saying.

These people had the unfortunate luck of catching my dad at home, instead of my mom. So he comes fucking sauntering in there, like he’s Clint fucking Eastwood in some western movie and looks at me. 

“Melissa, did you punch him?” 

“Yes.” I said. 

“Why?” 

“Because he snapped my bra strap.” 

And he turns his squinty eyed glare to the principal and says, “You’re telling me my daughter is in trouble because that squirrely looking kid put his hands on her and she chose to defend herself? That’s what you are saying to me.” 

“Well, sir-” The man kind of stuttered because my dad is kind of intimidating in the quiet sort of way that kind of whispers in the back of your mind that this person could be dangerous. “Melissa did make it physical.” 

“No. That kid put his hands on my daughter. Are you saying my daughter cannot defend herself when some boy decides to put hands on her? Is that what you are teaching my girl?” 

I didn’t get suspended that day.  

[lotrlocked]

*slow clap for excellent parenting*

[ive-got-a-dark-side]

This is the parent I want to be omg

[marybeatriceofmodena]

I went to a nun school. 

The nuns there were like, so rad. 

It was a party organized for the end of the school year, and I was helping in the kitchen to prepare stuff with a nun and a bunch of little girls. There was one of the girls’ little brother who was there. 

There was a little girl who was carrying a bowl of tomato sauce and was going outside, but the boy was just in front of her and he slammed the door in her face. She dropped the bowl on the floor and got all messy. 

So what happened? 

The nun went outside, took the boy by the arm, and gave him an epic speech going around the lines of: “Would you treat the Virgin Mary like that, young man?” “Nnnnno…” “Then treat every girl like she’s the Virgin Mary.” Not only the boy had to apologize to the little girl, but he also had to clean up and he was put on kitchen duty for the rest of the day. 

Then another day, in catechism class (I was a in a girls’ school, mind you), the nun was there telling us: “If a guy touches you in a way you don’t like, punch him in the face. It’s not a sin against charity. On the contrary, you’re being charitable by showing him he’s sinning by impurity and you’ll save him from going to hell.” 

So I was at my desk during class looking like this: 

[musicalhell]

Reblogging for awesome dads and kickass nuns.

[knitmeapony]

If the Catholic church were run by like 90% of the nuns I know, the world would be a much better, much cooler place.

[sleepybelle-writes]

Part of me wants to shift the entirety of Magical Fantasy Adventure Land into the normal world instead of splitting it into a separate realm.

Part of me is still annoyed that this fucker still doesn’t have a proper title. Or at least something that sounds better as a place holder.

[the-knights-are-not-dead-deacti]

it’s called Mafalia. that’s your world’s name. ‘MAH-FAR-lee-uh’.

[sleepybelle-writes]

That actually sounds really good as a world name. I’m curious to know where that came from?

[the-knights-are-not-dead-deacti]

it’s the acronym. “Magical Fantasy Adventure Land”-ia becomes MaFAL-ia: Mafalia.

i always find if you need a placeholder name for something, write it out and make up an acronym, adding and removing letters or vowels if need be.

for example:

“The House Where Clio Fell in Love With Him”

“The HouseWhereClioFellinLoveWithHim”

“THoWeCliFiLWH”

“ThrowecliFiLWH”

“ThrowecliffiLWH”

“ThrowecliffiLWH”

“Throwecliffe”

“Thrawecliffe”

hence ‘the house where Clio fell in love with him’ becomes ‘Thrawecliffe House’. what’s a ‘thraw’? i don’t know. is it on a cliff? maybe; that’s an author’s preogative.

suddenly the name of the house itself throws up new questions which an author in answering goes off down a rabbit hole of worldbuilding.

[sleepybelle-writes]

Holy fuck. That is absolutely amazing advice.

Thank you so much!!!!!

[incandescent-creativity]

As someone who regularly smashes words together for humorous purposes, I’m appalled I’ve never thought to use it in my writing. Bless you.

[headspace-hotel]

good advice

[mageflow]

My favourite example of this is Dragon Age. The setting is called Thedas, which comes from calling it “the Dragon Age setting” in development! The Dragon Age Setting The DAS Thedas

[sloppystyle]

Out on the town !

[fieldbears]

oh my god  oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god

[maimas789-deactivated20181225]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA….

[ultrafacts]

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[qndeldr]

I still need to know what dog this is

[ultrafacts]

It is the Caucasian Shepherd Dog aka Russian Bear Dog. This picture below is just a PUPPY.

[bubblegumdomme]

Holy shit.

[kaylamariiie1993]

I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE NOW

[ultrafacts]

[leadhoovesies]

MOUSE

[musical-dreamer-of-love]

THE REAL LIFE CLIFFORD!

[bayocake-deactivated20160731]

Level 1

Level 17

Level 35

[thespectacularspider-girl]

I could literally ride this dog into battle.

and I would.

[vancity604778kid]

For anyone wondering, that last pic is another awesome breed called the Tibetan Mastiff :)

[ultrafacts]

Fun fact: Tibetan Mastiffs were often “paired” with Tibetan Spaniels. The Tibetan Spaniel is a natural-born tattle tale and would run along monastery walls to keep an eye out for intruders. Upon spotting someone suspicious they would go get the big dog.

[ninjaspiderjuurouta]

N O. Oh my God that is so cute