I'm just a useless frick

I don't really have a theme, just post whatever I want. we're not doing Hogwarts houses anymore, Rowling is high key toxic. my godly parent is hades. I'll probably start updating on reading the book series soon, so stay tuned.

[straw-berry-fie-lds-deactivated]

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

[prettytiredtobehonest-blog]

I’m pretty sure MAP is pedophilia so I’m putting this on my blog for safety if it means something else please do tell me.

[youngcreativenerdgoddess]

FYI: a MAP is the name p*dos came up with to sound more acceptable. It means ‘Minor Attracted Person.’ If you see a MAP, it’s okay to punch/castrate them

[noctwolf-deactivated20201024]

Go away p*dos, this acronym belongs to Multi Animator Project.

[itty-bitty-rampaging-committee]

Oh definitely, not on this blog. Don’t mess with my fucking kid I ain’t playing.

[daroaringknight]

yell hea

[tvandfilm]

Parks and Recreation Gin It Up! | 6.05

[squeiky]

never watched this show, I know nothing about the characters, I know nothing about the plot- but I already know who my favorite character is, and its April.

[strangerdemobats]

What do you mean people have casual interests? Are you telling me that people indulge in a piece of media and then just like it? When I consume a piece of media it becomes like another part of me. It literally consumes my existence. All of my thoughts from now on are about that interest.

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

you should not ever have to move out of a house. you should have it be given to you and then you have it for all time and you get to live it in til you die and then you can bestow it on anyoone you desire and youre not allwoed to be kicked out ouf it and it should be made brcks and stone and mud and advanced bricks and special glue and special mud

[atomic-lola]

Just wanted to put a plug in for one of my new fav websites, Can I Play That?, which focuses on accessbility reviews of video games by disabled gamers. As someone with a dexterity/mobility disability in my hands (carpal tunnel) I NEED games that allow easy and convenient ways to push buttons to do stuff and let me rebind keys at will. I’m now checking Can I Play That? before buying games since their reviews are ++. They include accessibility reviews for deaf/hard of hearing and cognitive disabiliies too.

Can I Play That provides accessibility focused game reviews and news. For Disabled Gamers, By Disabled Gamers.

[ellelusions]

Jennifer Coolidge is the only person alive who could believably play a live action miss piggy, in this essay i will

[sillypuppies]

Silly puppy for Wednesday Sep 16, 2020

[uselessfrick]

This exact day at this exact time, I decided to reblog this image, scheduling if for a year ahead, it should be 2021 now and I hope I'm happier and safer than I was before.

[kindofanorphan]

Goals

[cleancore]

[katespadeny]

Ever kissed a frog before? Artist Attribution: 👆by Daan Habets

[demilypyro]

i was looking through my files and found my favourite image in the world again

[beaft]

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

[autumngracy]

Op this is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

[fucktheflagandfuckyou]

op how could you just hide this from me in the tag this makes this objectively 10000000% funnier

[thatsbelievable]

[daco-broman]

shit I missed my window, next week I guess

[the-worm-man]

Reblog on Tuesday to let your followers know it’s safe to leave the bog

[uselessfrick]

//cw caps// REMINDER THAT TOMORROW IS A SAFE DAY TO LEAVE THE BOG!!!!!

[chaoticdumbasshalforc]

Some of my fave Black Fae Day lewks:

Slays.bySarah on IG

Etoilesroses on IG

Phleshe on IG and maybe on here? 

Feycrafts on twitter

KSHAW_tv on Twitter

Kagoneko on twitter

Hotboybebop on Twitter 

Queer_Elf_Club on Twitter 

And Thorns_and_Flames who lives in  my head rent-free

[wumblr]

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

[wumblr]

what the hell is an “"easter bunny”“

[wumblr]

[goteveryonewatchinus]

My app crashed three times trying to reblog this, and I feel that was the universe trying to stop me from giving others whiplash.

[world-heritage-posts]

world heritage post

[goatmealer]

testing out textures ft. rust wilbur and tommy o(-< i miss them

based around my silly little hc that Tommy doesn’t remember a lot / anything from the pre-apocalypse world cause he was younger when it happened, so wilbur has to teach him basic life stuff

[memewhore]