IF SHE HAS PINCERS AND AN EXOSKELETON AND WALKS SIDEWAYS SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL SHE IS A CRAB
SHE’S STILL MY GIRL
FUCK YOU
My girl is a lobster FUCK YOU
But she is the best lobster ever
Oh so I’m a lobster now?
trying on a metaphor

Kiana Khansmith

祝日 / Permanent Vacation

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@utario
IF SHE HAS PINCERS AND AN EXOSKELETON AND WALKS SIDEWAYS SHE IS NOT YOUR GIRL SHE IS A CRAB
SHE’S STILL MY GIRL
FUCK YOU
My girl is a lobster FUCK YOU
But she is the best lobster ever
Oh so I’m a lobster now?
when u accidently type me instead of my
accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”
accidentally typing olay instead of okay
accidentally typing “oy” instead of yo
accidentally typing “god” instead of “good”
accidentally typing ‘thy’ instead of ‘they’
accidentally typing “beliebe” instead of “believe”
typing “hte” instead of “the”
typing “laso” instead of “also”
typing “oaky” instead of “okay”
The ides of March is coming up what’s everyone getting me?
i never understood how we’ve reinvented heiroglyphics until now
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB…
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
*Ocean Noise*
world heritage post
S̥̗̣̰̖̳̗ͦ̐͛̍͊ͥ͊͢p̬̠̻͈̱͋o̲̙ͧ̽̅̂͟ͅn̊̐͌͛̀͗͏͕͖̜̯ͅg̏͏͓̬̻̰̞̯e̹͙̳̩̗͉͍͋͘p̵̼̣̩̝̖͌̅ͅã̮̱͕̦n̲͉͓ͬ͗ͫ͜t̸̼ͯͮ̊̏̓ͩͅs̫͕̭̈́͠ ̦̲̃ͧ͆̽̿́̚ S͓̠͔̾́q̀̊ͤ̎͗̈́u͙̭͉̲̼̬̔̉ͫͦ͠a̖͋̂ͩṛ̎̉ͦ̇͐̊e̞̎͐̄ͩ̅ͣ̄b̡̳̘̞͍̬o̵ͭͩ̆̃͑̾͌b͔̰́̈ͨ̋
The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy?
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho
certified iconic post
The true deadly sins
Lust
Not a sin- feeling sexual attraction, sex with consenting partners, masturbation, consuming pornographic media, having several sexual partners, sex before mariage. IT’S A SIN WHEN- the person projects lust onto an unwilling recipient person and does not take into account their wants or consent. Rape, harassment, sexual assault, catcalling, dick pics.
Gluttony
Not a sin- food, enjoying food, cooking, eating sweets, eating meat. In the larger sense, accumulating material things you enjoy, like books or collectibles or whatever. IT’S A SIN WHEN- It deprives other people of what they need.
Envy
Not a sin: Wanting things you see other people have, like money, power, fame. IT’S A SIN WHEN: This is how you define people, and stop respecting them as humans. It’s a sin when you use them for what they have and what they can bring you.
Greed
Not a sin: Wanting financial security, working hard for the things you want. IT’S A SIN WHEN: Your own financial growth depends on keeping other people impoverished and suffering.
Pride
Not a sin: Being proud of your accomplishments, liking your looks, dressing up IT’S A SIN WHEN: It stops you from accepting your faults and seeing how you can be wrong, not admitting that you can better yourself.
Wrath
Not a sin: Righteous anger at situations, being mistreated, seeing other people suffer, at the injustice of the world. Self-defense. Revolution. IT’S A SIN WHEN: Violence towards defenceless people, hitting your partner or your kids,. Violence fuelled by intolerance and bigotry.
Sloth
Not a sin: Resting. Sleeping. Taking a day or a year off. Being unproductive. Playing videogames. IT’S A SIN WHEN: You stay inactive when action is required. When people need you and you’d rather do nothing.
THIS IS SO IMPORTANT AND GIVES POWER BACK TO SO MANY PEOPLE
Say it sgain for the people in the back
me at any given time: can we just buckle down and focus on the task at hand please???
my brain:
my brain: ……….ranibow sprimkle……………
ranibow sprimkle……..
kepchup.
SPINCH
B A N C H
chichen nuggest
b R o G L e
strawbebbies..
this post almost moved me to tears
#clint you little shit
i had a really fucked up dream omg
p&f related?
sorry but phineas and ferb were not in it.
no characters from phineas and ferb were there.
Y/N: Look, Nat! I got something for you.
Y/N: *Lifts shirt to reveal a massive tattoo that says “I love Natasha Romanoff” over their abdomen*
Natasha: I– WHAT THE HELL–
Natasha, softly: That’s so swee–
Natasha: WE ARE GETTING THAT REMOV-
Natasha, softly: It has a heart in the ‘A’s and 'O’s!
Thor, to Tony: Should we tell her that’s a temporary tattoo?
Tony: Let’s wait a few more minutes.
*Robert Downey Jr. as the president
Tom Hiddleston as the polite and gentle butler
Jeff Goldblum as the sexy villain
Hot takes that will probably get me called a bigot on this hellhole
👏🏿ALL👏GENDERS👏🏻AND👏🏼RACES👏🏽DESERVE👏🏾RESPECT👏🏿
It’s finally come back!
Y/N: Would you rather stab Thor or-
Loki: Thor.
Y/N: I didn’t even say the other option.
Loki: I don’t need to hear it.
Thor:
Thor: I’m feeling a little unsafe.
REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches
I got Sonic the Hedgehog.
Sonic the freaking Hedgehog.
Maybe I cracked the egg too fast.
I GOT A SPARKLY NICHOLAS CAGE
GUYS SO YOU GO TO YOUR PAGE OR BLOG AND THEN CLICK ON THE EGG LIKE IT US A PHOTO
i can’t believe i’m really gonna fall for this, am i?
Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year! Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3