ch6, slst into 1st ch to create a loop.

she/her・🇦🇺・storygraph - add me! :)・ch3, 2 dc in the ring, ch2, *3dc in the ring, ch2* rpt 4 more times, slst to top of ch3 to join

[omegaversereloaded]

always thinking about that anti abortion story where the baby came out the pussy laughing and the drs immediately started beating the shit out of it

[the-punforgiven]

This one?

[spiribia]

The cat keeps leaving his shed claws around in my room like we’re in a farm sim and i can sell Cat Claw at the grocer for 1 cent each or use it to craft Feline Charm which gives me better visibility at night and in caves

[parkchanwoohoo]

This kid is so fucking good holy shit. I love how into it the audience is, too

[seagiri]

day 6. spirit channeling "why can't i reach you?"

[parkchanwoohoo]

[hustlerose]

aborted doctor: i would've loved giving abortions...

[6balls]

I like preschool lunch time because it means I get to observe the Preschool Agora. or 3-4 year olds having conversations amongst each other in a large group. such as today they discussed who's been a baby before (conclusion: "even people we don't know") and who the first people were on earth ("let me guess," said one, "me.")

[peerless-shizun]

[todaysbird]

just found out there is pelican mouth candy bowls

IMMENSE need. if some version of this isn’t on my kitchen table within the next month i have failed myself

[todaysbird]

[utsusemidelivery]

so today my tyre decided being flat was the vibe so I had time to kill while roadside assistance was summonsed. i walked to the shops to buy lunch chippies and as i was waiting for the lights a guy and his wife came to wait too. I was wearing my new shirt

and the guy peered at it and went "overstimulated? what does that mean? why you overstimulated?" and his wife says "it means she doesn't wanna talk to you!" and I went "ahhh no no it's cool it's cos I broke down today haha" and the guy says, very carefully, "uh… your car or you?"

[meezer]

I Saw The Money Grow

[slunch]

[utsusemidelivery]

hour 1 of disability work: hell yeah I am ready to make the day fun and engaging and take care of everybody's needs ! hour 6 of disability work: hey guy in big bulky powerchair after i'm done with your peg feed can you please run over my toes a couple times so I can go to the emergency room hour 8 of disability work: [brain playing the one tf2 video where the heavy and the scout are in thomas the tank engine and vengabus is playing on a loop] no please don't take your pants off yet we need to go to the bathroom first. please put your pants back on

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[sniperct]

[mangonetics]

comprehensive list of disorders in the DSM-7:

generalized deficiency

phlegmatic (only surviving humour)

woman

whale ate your parents

whale didn't eat your parents

put a little hot sauce on that bad boy

[lightninggrave]

i really fuck with it when my oomfs start their posts in media res. they'll open it with a phrase like "it's just funny because..." and then i look at their blog to see what's funny and. nothing.

[aokozaki]

It's like how Beowulf opens with a call to attention.

[lightninggrave]

posting is exactly like beowulf

[utsusemidelivery]

the persona 4 remake announcement has activated a lot of artists into making extremely homosexual artwork

[lanotteviene]

my best friend linen my brother in arms cotton my partner wool my beautiful sister silk

[lanotteviene]

our sick deranged enemy polyester....

[threeture]

the demon lord, prince of lies, "Vegan Leather"...