Slightly Naricissistic

[fa1rly-0dd]

everything stays

right where you left it

everything stays 

but it still changes 

ever so slightly 

daily and nightly

in little ways 

when everything stays 

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[meateater-rabbit]

[velociraptrix]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

mothers are insane they'll come into your bedroom exhibit mental illness then just leave

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

places for moms to display symptoms:

- parked in the car

- your bedroom

- kitchen

[roboco-san]

man I couldn't do twitter. on tumblr nobody gives a shit if u bully celebrities, on twitter it becomes a fucking national conversation for three days

[roboco-san]

john green's cock monologue never could have happened on twitter

[roboco-san]

god I wish that were me: a compilation

[milf-adjacent]

[korra-of-the-watertribe]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)

[vampiricyoshi]

I felt compelled

[gallusrostromegalus]

I don’t think I’ve seen such a finely crafted Looney Toons joke in over two decades. Bravo.

[farmlesbians]

[woman-respecter]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“poison is the coward’s weapon” boo hoo sounds like someone’s sodium channels are easily inhibited

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

if your deoxyribonucleosides depurinate I just don’t see how that’s my problem

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

like, it’s not like I asked your vesicle fusion mediating proteins to cleave and block acetylcholine release... you can’t keep deflecting responsibility for your own actions onto me just because I “put something in your food”

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“you’re trying to kill me” yeah well have you tried being less sensitive

to poison

[icicledream-archive]

[cottoneyenoh]

Visit Original Link

glados poisons you asmr

(glados voice made with 15.ai)

[vergak]

[vergak]

Holding her like a talisman

[conspiring-limabean]

[silentlaughter992]

[bigscaryartist]

I had to

[softdarlingdear]

[redchrominance]

[ruinedchildhood]

[vizivoir]

i love tumblr. what other social media site would run a campaign urging people to get the fuck off of their platform right the hell now

[rikki-the-burgerking]

it was right below this post, good work op

[ducktracy-deactivated20260315]

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

[justintaco]

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

[branovices]

The loop makes it seem like all the makeup suddenly comes back as part of some kind of curse.

[posts-from-a-brighter-timeline]

GUYS PEWDIEPIE DELTED HIS YOUTUBE CHANNEL AHSJDHDJX

[posts-from-a-darker-timeline]

the discontent i spread is incomparable to the horrific deception you force into this world

[stellarblade]

this is wrong this would be true for any other video game character but edelgard can and does read them

[beyblaiddyd]

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[cailarp]

This is the reason why I'm still in this post apocalyptic site, nowhere else we have this level of unhinged, unmarketable interaction. No corps, no social celebs, only pure chaos.