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she/they we vibin' :)

[valeriexviolets]

hi :)

i've decided it's time for me to make an intro post bc i have more than one follower now :D yippeeeee here we go

i'm valerie (val for short) <3

my pronouns are she/her and i'm also comfy with they/them. i'm a cis girl but gender is silly sometimes soooo use either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

credit to @ ri_osa_mu on on picrew for my lovely pfp :))

i made this blog intending to post art content but uhh.... that hasn't happened yet, i pretty much just reblog things i find funny, maybe someday i'll post my own art here

go to @valeries-diary for mindless ramblings/musings

i use "lol"/"lmao" too often

some of my likes include:

- cats :)

- the owl house

- stardew valley

- drawing/watercolor

- crochet (i'm not very good at it but i'm learning)

- singing/choir

- bass guitar!! (i'm learning)

i need more hobbies

at any given moment i'm probably procrastinating on something (even right now!!)

thanks for reading through this mess :,)

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[valeriexviolets]

oh my god being a little weird/awkward in social situations is not a moral failing

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[redstonedust]

got a lovehate relationship with routine and repetition. yes if you put me in a repetitive situation i will start chewing on myself like a caged animal. but also no if you interrupt my self imposed routines i will start crying. this has made me so super good at being in the workforce #trust

[valeriexviolets]

i loveeee routine and repetition until i miss one day of my routine and repetition and then Fuck It All i didn't need your stupid routine or repetition anyway

[valeriexviolets]

i fcuking love birds they're so silly and weird and also the best creatures ever. it's like they can fly which is already cool as fuck but then when they land and run around they're just these fuckass creatures that eat bugs and scurry along. it's even better when they're like water birds like they'll just land on the water and float around and eat fish and they're just having a great time and i wish i was a bird

[depsidase]

[gwydionmisha]

A little sewage in the water contaminates the water. Same with NAzIs.

[moonybyte]

[carlpotatoman]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

blows my mind that cheetahs are apex predators. that is the single most anxious creature I have ever seen. at any given moment a cheetah is exactly one stubbed paw away from bursting into tears. that is a sad dripping wet animal, and it's at the top of the local food chain? babygirl what happened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

things I learned from this post:

cheetahs regularly get bullied by lions, hyenas, crocodiles, and baboons

multiple people think this means cheetahs aren't an apex predator/belong lower on the food chain

which is how I learned humans equate social status with position on the food chain. (which is nonsense to anyone who's ever met, for instance, a moose)

an apex predator is just a predator without natural predators of its own. you can be an anxious pathetic mess, but if you're not getting eaten by your neighbors, congrats! you're an apex predator.

i look it up to make sure cheetahs are apex predators

I find out it's not uncommon for cheetah cubs (and very occasionally adults) to be eaten by lions, leopards, hyneas, and even eagles???

well that sure calls into question their apex predator status. out of curiosity i check to see if there are any animals that hunt lions

this is how I discover that cheetahs, lions, hyenas, and leopards will all eat each other's children if presented with an easy opportunity (and sometimes young/elderly/injured adults)

begining to wonder how useful 'apex predator' is as a term

in conclusion, cheetahs are so fast because they are fueled by Grade A+ Ultra Concentrated Anxiety and they need that speed to run away from their problems

[satan-offical]

Me: man that was easy

Lemon:...how easy?

[shortqueershakespeare]

Life got in the way but we're back with another spin this wheel ✨Hozier song poll✨ this time courtesy of the lovely Leaf (@more-mousebite)

This song is playing on repeat while you're trying to fall asleep, how fucked are you?

Guess I'm not sleeping ever again

I am WIRED and ready to DANCE

Well it's not HELPING me sleep exactly

Should be fine after a few listens

This might as well be a lullaby this is excellent

zzzzzzz

Voting ended onMay 7, 2025

[valeriexviolets]

hey so im very happy being a cis girl but like. last night i dreamt i started transitioning and im just saying give me like 2 years i might come to some realizations and it'll be so funny if asked how i knew i was trans to say "it came to me in a dream"

[the-silly-pixels-on-your-screen]

art requested by @valeriexviolets

[valeriexviolets]

SHES SO CUTEEEE ASDFGHHJSLJFAJHDSKS THANK YOUUUU

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

im tired of people having these little nuances like i was talking about the word hate and i said “i hate nazis” and my friend was like hmm hates a strong word. for nazis ? no the fuck it is not. i could use stronger words too. i could curbstomp their sorry asses. i hate nazis and you all better hate nazis too

[onetimemacaroni]

Trans men are handsome

That’s it. That’s the post. I’m not going to name specific types of trans men because every single one is handsome and I’m very happy they exist