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(@fordanoia is my gf blog) they/them. aro. 26. here for batman and vampires.

[shamebats]

Did they task the vampires with hanging up the flags 😭

[legionofpotatoes]

The last time I seen my brother. The last time I seen the sun. Just for a few hours, we was free.

[professorsparklepants]

It is still sooooooo fucking funny that tumblr, the "fuck that old man" website, the villain apologist website, AND the paranormal boyfriend website read Dracula and went "Count Dracula sucks, we hate this dude." Planetary alignment levels of unlikely.

[gifsfromthecrows]

[tam--lin]

I can't get over how Sinners is such a rich text on assimilation and whiteness and the dangers of "civility" and music as a way to look both forward and back

And it's also a phenomenal vampire movie where a lot of hot people get covered in blood and there's a B plot about eating out girls

[emprcaesar]

the renaissance of freaky vampires in media makes me so unbelievably happy it’s what god intended.

[jessaerys]

so much of twilight is bella purposefully "killing time." no friends, no particular interests, no hobbies... allegedly she's a book girl but like. other than wuthering heights and maybe shakespeare she never references anything. she's not particularly well spoken or ingenious. she doesn't seem to think much about the future nor the past. edward wanted to read her thoughts but if he'd tuned in it'd just be like [elevator music]. for the record this is the opposite of a negative post i would not change a single thing about her. girl you didn't need a freak boyfriend you needed 40 mg of prozac twice daily

[valtsv]

if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.

[valtsv]

and yes. i will vomit blood into your mouth <3

[faehalfwit]

Pardon?

[valtsv]

you know. bat marriage.

[jackwalten]

vampire gnome. if you even fucking care

[emil]

I CARE SO MUCH IT HURTS A LITTLE

[sixty-silver-wishes]

I love tumblr because “I love this character so much I want to put them in a blender, pour the results into an ice tray, stick it in the freezer, and make popsicles out of them so that I may consume their essence” is not only a common sentiment, but a socially acceptable one here

[animate-mush]

But when I, Count Dracula

[vampanoia]

Homophobia is real

My niece was playing with me and made me go into a closet, let me out, then put me back in, and then just straight left me

[catchymemes]

Some black magic levels of precision.

[were--ralph]

this would performance kill a peasant in medieval times

[vampanoia]

Diverts from the Hannibal c.ai bot to start flirting with a side character

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[griefrituals]

hey sorry i didn’t answer your text i was busy climbing out of that which resembles my grave but isn’t

[vampanoia]

Cannot figure out how to say this without sounding mean but i started reading the actual book about a therapy model and the author describing their process feels like watching a toddler discover stuff like 'round block doesn't fit in square hole' for the first time - and it is truly just so bewildering to see

You had a doctorate and were practicing therapy on real life people and didn't already know this stuff my dude????!?!?

Sincerely what were you learning at university?????????? Repressing emotion bad???