Vampire Caféinomane

[lexintothenex]

please remember matti from finland this pride month

[cordspaghetti]

happy birthday?

[mercining]

[cordspaghetti]

strange guests at the great northern watch over me

[atomicdaydream]

Taken by Artemis 2😁😁😁😁 Look at that shit!!!! First time seeing the other side of the moon!!!!!

[cordspaghetti]

sylvia told me good girls go to heaven

[cordspaghetti]

they literally already did this because they’re insane this is inspired by true events. pic by stephanie hahne

[pukicho]

The peaceful deer lives her whole life not knowing what war is

[hurtmitcrab]

Wrong again, piss boy.

[pukicho]

Okay those deer knew war, but most don't

[crab-justice]

[fullfrontalfish]

Watching this forever goodbye

[fullfrontalfish]

WHOS SEXY IM SEXY WHOS SEXY IM SEXY

[monochrome-merchant]

Thats a ShrimplyBeautiful video! And that's a critically endangered cardinal sulawesi shrimp!

The accounts are run by a person named Timothy Utterback, he's a conservationist who posts videos of his shrimp "dancing" (this is how they eat!) to rave music and uses the revenue to fund their maintenance. There's typically a couple of shrimp rave livestreams a week over on tiktok, so check it out!

[thefishfiend]

Damn, that's one sexy shrimp

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[cryptic-lace222]

[faggotiero69]

remember when frank iero

[sosaysdean]

📸 xvanx

[stomachachesxxx]

HOLY FUCK THEY KEEP GETTING HOTTER WTF DO I DO W MY BONER

[hurtbutnotthepain]

Draag-Olympic merch? ok whatever. When are we getting a Gentleman Castle t-shirt that looks like merch for a vintage childrens show? Or what about Clerks pierrot teddy bear?

[werewolfetone]

It kind of fucks with me that somebody killed ötzi the iceman because ötzi himself is like whatever but the silent presence of human hands that drew back the string of the bow that shot the arrow that killed him is crazy. the idea that there were various people involved in that situation and while one of them has had his last hours painstakingly reconstructed and studied to no end, the others now only exist insofar that an arrowhead had to get into his shoulder somehow. imagine killing someone and then suddenly your entire existence is only a vague shadow implied by the fact that you killed them. much to consider

[werewolfetone]

Testing the mummified bone marrow of ötzi to figure out his ancestry whole time there’s definitely another person, maybe more than one, standing in the room with us but I can never see or speak to them because I only know them through the assurance that they were there too in the form of one single arrowhead. I hate prehistory so much it’s unreal

[angel-derangement]

I hate it too tbh

[m0th0er]

[clerksdagger]

we need to discuss this