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im amber - 25 - virgo

[normalwizard]

White boy shocks staff at chinese restaurant by ordering in perfect ancient sumerian

[trollrider1111]

The white boy shock staff

[foreveriallyzombified]

LGBTQ PEOPLE! if you were thinking of looking up your emotionally abusive cishet ex girlfriend/ex best friend from high school and/or college, DON’T. let me make it easier for you. if you were wondering what she’s up to now, it’s probably one of these

nurse

charity coordinator that is under IRS investigation

racist 

housewife to doctor who she will probably kill

writing job (thinkpieces on medium about taylor swift, “imposter syndrome” or writes the dialog for the duolingo owl) 

racist nurse 

catholic convert (unemployed)

stay safe. do not open facebook 

[seriousjones]

when someone at my 4th of july barbeque tries to stop me from fitting another firecracker into my ass

[thyrell]

hes literally our princess di

[squeakitties]

[coughloop]

Uh oh guys looks like the asbestos defender has logged in! *pan to a fuzzy corpse in the corner covered in fragments*

[coughloop]

I don't rmemeber what asbestos looks like or does

[sovietnam]

[black-quadrant]

bitches be like “I’m done with Homestuck” and then push the quadrant agenda in every fandom thereafter

[neotrances-deactivated]

[kristina100000]

i hate when she hides her pain behind her smile.tell me everything baby

[footlongdingledong]

actually no the funniest types of pokemon are the ones that are half normal type. like yeah this lion breathes fire but not that much fire yknow .it’s still a lion

[criticisms]

i used blaze for the first time that shit Works damn

[criticisms]

[ka3l]

[yananaua]

ok maybe i'll try posting OC stuff now and then That's Ruru! she's one of my magical girls from a little ongoing project I got going on with a friend of mine When she's not doing magical girl work, she has a job as a hair stylist

[criticisms]

just an art update of an oc i drew! i might start using tumblr for art again idk

[rappersdoingnormalshit-blog]

[st3fan00]

Why Wayne got socks in the jacuzzi

[whitegirlsaintshit]

those are his hooves you bitch

[mockiatoh]

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