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@vastmonkey-2
I wish people that are friendly to me would stop saying out loud every time how glad they are that they aren't disgusting like me.
I'd genuinely really appreciate it if you stopped doing that. And no I don't really care about how you didnt mean it like that, you said what you said.
Leaving the house is really cool because everything is very expensive and everyone’s very unpleasant to be around.
There are sometimes bugs out there, this is a good thing because bugs are amazing, #bugas
free the nipple has to make a resurgence for a number of reasons but bro look at our upcoming eternity of wet bulb temps youre smoking straight up cock if you think im keeping a shirt on when it hits 105° in new england
Everyone in the UK is perpetually stuck dying in the back of a car while wearing a suit. Every single man, woman and child is kept permanently in this state of suffering for our protection, knowing this brings me great joy
wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert
what is this genre of photos called
[image description: 11 photos of various cats trying their hardest to steal a bite of human foods, while their humans hold them back by grabbing their heads, causing them to have funny stretched faces and bug eyes.]
this reads like it was submitted to a local newspaper in the early 1900s
idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr
you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category
I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design
"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.
“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis
now that we have successfully nitpicked the difference between poisonous and venomous it is time we nitpicked the difference between parasite and parasitoid
[scribbling in a notebook] The…xenomorph…is an…example of…a parasitoid…organism.
yes
that being said landlords are parasitoids
The breaking a glass and then cutting yourself cleaning it up scene is omnipresent in abuse fiction. This is because cleaning up broken glass is really hard.
Saw a rat fucking around with the disembodied wings of a pigeon in a puddle on my way home. Now I don’t know that this was its endgoal, but the metaphor possibilities in the mundanely grotesque are vast I feel.
obsessed with this photo of a cat
My boyfriend went to get some groceries on bike - more for the exercise than out of need, as we both hate doing exercise for no other reason than for the sake of doing it - and as soon as he got outside it started absolutely pouring. And my boyfriend, he's the human version of those huskies who happily nap face down in a pile of snow on the yard while refusing to come back inside. And he fucking loves rain. He's got this green rain cloak that he likes, but he would've been just as happy out there without it. He's not built to live indoors, keeping him in a city apartment regularly feels like keeping a wolverine as an inside pet.
So he was cycling, in what as far as he is concerned is unironically the best possible weather, getting to the store. And while he was locking his bike, some old lady first glanced at him with concern, and on a second glance took her own bike and got the fuck out of there. And at this point my boyfriend realised that due to loving the weather, he was smiling, really grinning like an idiot, beaming pure joy. And as he doesn't really smile a lot, he's not used to making that facial expression, so in hindsight he was going around looking like this:
Day 169/365 of listing something good I saw today:
My boyfriend's unbridled glee over excellent weather.
how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.
