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28/AMAB/gender:Yes Memes, queer stuff, gay furries Feel free to ask me shit, i'm cool B)

[mousegirlheart]

um actually there's nothing wrong with letting cats be outdoor pets. your cat is depressed locked inside forever. it's animal abuse. let it outside. more cats should be let outside more often. especially overnight.

[amiguruineapig]

[hemipenal-system]

petplay but i hit you with my paws a bunch and make really sad noises and look cute until you give me some of the food off the table

[feralratbitesu]

harnessed this things essence lol and all that he once was is now redused to this. kept his husk alive just bc i was bored lol

[cannibalchicken]

[invizigothx]

time to get a delicious tea drink from my favorite crone, boba yaga

[invizigothx]

then I will go to an exercise class led by my favorite instructor, baba yoga

[animatedamerican]

how could i ever leave tumblr

[nerves-nebula]

Being a nonbinary child was so ass cuz everyone would say some dumb as rocks nonsense about how boys and girls act different and you go “damn that’s crazy and also not true at all” and turn to the kid next to you like “that was insane. What the hell are they talking about” and that kid will go “no it’s true. It’s true. Girls shouldn’t pick up cool stones from the ground because it weakens their feminine state” and it’s like oh my god you’re stupid too.

And ur like is it going to be like this forever. Surely people get smarter with age, no? This adult must just be particularly stupid. I can look around and see women picking up rocks all the time and it’s fine.

And then u get older and it’s like no full grown adults think if a woman finds a cool rock she should get a man to grab it for her lest she reduce herself to some kind of gender nonconforming freak and develop Rock Hands (terminology for a vibe women who hold rocks have)

Like this is how everything sounds to me all of the time

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[en-tailsgaythings]

y'all need to watch this this pride month

[gingik]

No theyre not disorders theyre winning conditions. Ill get 1.5x exp and 1.2x gold at the end of my life

[moveslikekeithrichards]

the voice call text channel is the most fucked up space of any discord server

[pukicho]

I find it hilarious they gave me hay despite having it just yesterday

[andy0dandy]

Why are you eating hay?

[pukicho]

They keep giving it to me?

[beardedmrbean]

[transmortifried]

idk why people are still trying to do "hear me out"s on tumblr

you could talk about wanting to fuck the space needle on here and people would still call you a poser for insisting on fucking "conventionally attractive architecture" as if that's a coherent, easily-recognizable category

[charlesoberonn]

I want to fuck Antoni Gaudi's unbuilt Hotel Attraction skyscraper design

[anatomizer]

"hear me out" and it's a picture of the most fuckable building you've ever seen. c'mon now.

[thepersonalmossblog]

“hear me out” and it’s the fucking dildopolis

[himynamesisnotemail]

[utopians]

Passed the White Pharaoh on the freeway

[laikathestar]

[testmule]

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[stellarskyes]

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

[agnesmontague]

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

[despazito]

they just added sparkledogs to the kennel club registry

[despazito]

[despazito]

they carried a generation