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[antleredgirl]

[foxgirlmindcrank]

being a diaper girl is funny as hell. yeah we had a really rough day, can't wait to get home and piss myself several times about it.

[markovchaingang]

the 100% accurate guide to tea leaf reading:

-cup empty: you will need to pee soon

-cup still full of tea: dude i made it for you why aren't you drinking it

[gordons-moved]

Please, please, have a seat.

I’m here to debate Steven Universe with you

[roboco-san]

sometimes I see posts like this and wonder what this post must be like for people who don’t play mtg. this joke must have an entirely different texture if you don’t know who this man is and what he has done to me personally

[bunniope]

i can only assume he debated steven universe with you

[vixensdungeon]

The tragedy of Dimension 20 is that half the episodes are really good because it’s just a bunch of funny people playing pretend with the occasional dice roll.

The other half are the combat episodes which are mostly just bad D&D.

[vixensdungeon]

The other tragedy is that Brennan will set up these mysteries and then spend a big chunk of the final episode feeding the players the solution. I feel a little bad for him, but not that much because he should know better by now.

[murlopal]

It's legit weird that people who play DnD for years as full-time/part of full time employment still are not building that well

[vixensdungeon]

That’s because they don’t have to. They can do whatever they can talk the DM into, and consequences can be brushed aside for the “rule of cool.”

[thydungeongal]

The pro wrestling comparison comes to mind. Brennan's crew doesn't need to build good characters for the same reason that John Cena's fighting skills, while impressive, only work well inside the squared circle and wouldn't last him long in an actual martial arts tournament.

[vixensdungeon]

You take that back, you scandalous harlot!

[thydungeongal]

Oh no, Mr. Cena, I didn't see you there! I'm so sorry...

[dapper-lil-arts]

Got inspired to make this dumb thing lol

I WILL SHRED THIS UNIVERSE DOWN TO ITS LAST ATOM, AND WITH THE FANDOM YOUVE COLLECTED FOR ME... CREATE A NEW ONE. TEEMING WITH LIFE THAT IS A SHALLOW COPY OF THE ORIGINAL, LOOSE CONNECTION TO THE PEAK OF THE SERIES, YET NO COMMITMENT TO SEQUALIZATION." "Born out of blood." "THEYLL NEVER KNOW IT... BECAUSE THE FANDOM WONT BE ALIVE TO TELL IT."

[redstonedust]

phenomenom thats been bothering me that i could only express via an mspaint reverse boomer comic

[newdoges]

[kineticpenguin]

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

[kineticpenguin]

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

[kineticpenguin]

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

[onion-souls]

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."

[phaeton-flier]

Elf Fentanyl works exactly the way cops think human fentanyl does

[chromadisc]

I like to think Sunset forgets the very stark differences in animal sentience between the human and magic horse worlds.

(read the alt text if the compression is particularly horrific. Website hate my beautiful and clean aliased art)

[certified-cervid]

Collecting kitty orbs increases your meow score

[unamusedyams]

Who are Berdly's cheerleaders is the real question

[sygol]

[movedclonekisser-deactivated202]

These posts are all sisters to me

[fucko]

[konoko]

[javert]

i could not eat a dozen fried eggs and would never want to do so. but i almost certainly could accidentally eat a dozen deviled eggs if i was at a party or perhaps a picnic and they were there. they are a highly dangerous food item in this way

[phaeton-flier]

The devil's greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn't exist. His second greatest trick was that egg thing hoo boy those are good