Vendiko

mags by name, an abstract bundle of insecurities and bad jokes by nature [They/them]

[ox213]

patch update: rats can now read and perform polyphony

[emilylorange]

This month's BirdWhisperer is an Eurasian Magpie! Reference photo by Frank Ebertus

[preservationofnormalcy]

I feel confident enough to post these now. A collection of all the existing posters after some edits from the other post that got 13k notes! These are full size/quality. Go nuts.

You may use them for wallpapers, tabletop campaigns, whatever. Consider tipping me or buying a print or sticker on ko-fi here! If you do use them, let me know what for, or send pictures!

[dreadwedge]

always be suspicious when there is 3 of something. know the culprit. it could be the magician and her deceitful Monte. it cold be the comedian and her perverted Rule. It could be the feminist theorist and her archaic Wave. It could be the sociologist and her fictitious Place. It could be the physicist and her sinister Body Problem.

[vendiko]

The Goldilocks and her insidious Bears

[weaselle]

so. the new tech is necromancy. That seems a little too on brand for this timeline

they're calling it necro-botics, and right now it's basically making machines parts out of dead things

the reason it's being developed is nature is better at making really small, really lightweight mechanical structures that are at the same time really strong, intricate, and functional.

so far we have:

the smallest 3D printing nozzles made from mosquito proboscises

tiny claw-grippers made out of whole dead spiders

and this

made of lobster tails, which can grip and carry, as well as swim

again, the reason this is a semi-viable research direction is that we have trouble making something as lightweight and strong, and even when we can do so, the production of those parts and mechanisms is extremely costly and difficult. Therefor using dead things seems to be a possibly valid option.

necromancy. We're doing necromancy now. great

[maniculum]

Reduce ♻️ Reuse ♻️ Reanimate

[inwardhardar]

[burnertracfone]

疑似人格がイマイチなので魔女にお願いしました by sukabu

[snwlvl-deactivated20240125]

capitalism breeds innovation

[ferrumanulum]

Yeah that will do it.

[citric-crow]

improved

[simplyghosting]

Tags via @bookdragon1811

[syphabelnyades]

[nabakovian]

i'm sorry i don't know the source of this because it was posted on reddit without credit but i'm obsessed with this

[destiny2-names]

[destiny2-names]

[iamoutofideas]

rats are up 300%

[nae-nae-supreme]

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Though they had the ability to do so, the Brontë Sisters never in their lifetimes combined to form MegaBrontë.

[sludgewizard666]

if it sucks hit da bricks <- litany against sunk cost

take it easy but take it <- litany against burnout/apathy cycle

fuck it we ball <- litany against perfectionism

now say something beautiful and true <- litany against irony poisoning

[catgirlforeskin]

casting these before getting out of bed like buff spells before a raid boss

[mikyapixie]

DANDADAN By Gabriel Picolo

[toastyglow]

me: I have enough plushes, I really don't need more

todd from drawfee:

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[mumblesplash]

scurvy has got to have one of the biggest disease/treatment coolness gaps of all time. like yeah too much time at sea will afflict you with a curse where your body starts unraveling and old wounds come back to haunt you like vengeful ghosts. unless☝️you eat a lemon