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[messsssmer]

"Whimsy" is truly a wretched term. What maketh thee so carefree?

[fireknightqueelign]

thy mother

[messsssmer]

Art thou for fucking real

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[venting-corner]

HAPPY MOON DAY MONDAY EVERYONE!!!

[venting-corner]

Made Tiramisu today. Don't worry Italians, I followed the traditional recipe to the t. Can't wait to taste it :)

ps: My phone's camera is equal to those from the 2000s. I can take great scenery pictures, but for everything else it suddenly becomes a potato phone

[venting-corner]

Update: It tastes amazing. This is the first time I'm using strawberry flavored lady fingers and it turned out great!

[venting-corner]

Made Tiramisu today. Don't worry Italians, I followed the traditional recipe to the t. Can't wait to taste it :)

ps: My phone's camera is equal to those from the 2000s. I can take great scenery pictures, but for everything else it suddenly becomes a potato phone

[venting-corner]

I know this horse was beaten to death, but I couldn't not post about it

witch hat atelier kitchen chapter 10

This isn't the last time we'll be seeing a scene like this, but damn does it affect me every time. If they ever animete the kitchen, I will be waiting for the background shoujo sparkles whenever Olly compliments Qifrey. Olly may be excused by saying blush is from the drink, however Qifrey has no excuses. And for those who read the main manga, Qifrey's quivering lips can only mean one thing...

[venting-corner]

I've never seen posts about witches' drinking habits and tolerance, so I decided post it. Behold the canonical drinking habits of our favorite characters!

Witch hat atelier chapter 32

I wish to see Olly act as a happy drunk. In witch hat kitchen he starts drinking happily then passes out on the couch, regretting all the choices that led him there lmao. In contrast to Qifrey, who's up and ready to cook breakfast as if he didn't drink last night at all despite drinking as much as Olly lol

[vaguely-concerned]

qifrey's guilt over taking on his apprentices for the wrong reasons (i.e. deploying them as speculative silverwood weedkillers in a move of pure desperation) takes on a dimension so *chef's kiss* elevated and ineffable by the fact that in wha it's apprentices who choose their masters and not the other way around. each and every one of these girls walked up to him and put their trust in him in a direct and active way. well coco didn't, she just had no other recourse than to accept his offer, made partly out of another bout of selfish desperation as well as in compassion and empathy. and I guess that's a different kind of gnawing guilt to carry around with him.

(still so funny that his initial reaction to the purported stresses of being a teacher was 'wait what the fuck THIS is how easy it is to love a child, this is how rewarding it is to get to witness their unfolding into the world and the person they'll uniquely become?? first of all you're all cowards and losers for complaining about this privilege secondly this is very bad news I need to add a multiplier here to keep the stress status condition stack going fast enough to outpace the joy ASAP')

[venting-corner]

He went into teaching expecting students of his and Olly's caliber in terms of troublemaking. He never thought that they were the exception and not the rule XD

[euryd1cethebard]

you're talking about plants and weeds growing on the atelier, and nothing else, right? right??

[euryd1cethebard]

riiiiiiight. mhm. sure. qifrey'd know all about plants that attach themselves to hosts that carry them far away in order to reproduce, wouldn't he?

[venting-corner]

If Qifrey's the one saying a bit spicy, then it's Thai level spiciness for the rest lmao. He is rawdogging that plant for the pure love of the game

[venting-corner]

Qifrey would you like to say something for the class?

I started reading this as therapy for the main story. After catching up, WHK becomes more and more ominous!!! This isn't a slice of life cooking spin off. This is unassuming psychological horror, slowly driving you insane. We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed and we've been quite possibly bamboozled

[euryd1cethebard]

you're talking about plants and weeds growing on the atelier, and nothing else, right? right??

[euryd1cethebard]

riiiiiiight. mhm. sure. qifrey'd know all about plants that attach themselves to hosts that carry them far away in order to reproduce, wouldn't he?

[venting-corner]

If Qifrey's the one saying a bit spicy, then it's Thai level spiciness for the rest lmao. He is rawdogging that plant for the pure love of the game

[ot3]

starting a collection

[venting-corner]

in the first picture you cut out one

and there's this one

[venting-corner]

Never let it be said that Qifrey doesn't bring his own earnings to the atelier

[venting-corner]

Guys, do you where it is stated that watchful eye system is fairly recent? I saw most posts saying that, but was it stated in manga?

[venting-corner]

I've been rereading witch hat kitchen and I can't with these two

What am I supposed to do with this? Not think about the horrors? Think about how Qifrey is basically flirting?

"my friend" - yeah right. They're so painfully domestic/romantic that I can't help but think "just confess your undying love to each other!!"

[venting-corner]

I can't wait for Beldaruit to be animated. Because then Nepo baby Qifrey agenda will spread to anime onlys lmao

[thelightfluxtastic]

Why is Agott like th-

Raised by Qifrey, next question.

Why is Qifrey like th-

Raised by Beldaruit, next question.

Why is Beldaruit like th-

Pure love of the game.

[somepinkthing]

Stop saying save olruggio ‼️‼️‼️ he is right where he wants to be 🙂‍↕️ A beautiful man doing all his cooking and cleaning and childcare? Gets to nap for like 30 hrs straight and no one says a thing? And all he has to do is get his memory wiped every once in a while per the blood contract that he drafted? And have I mentioned a beautiful man??? He's fine don't worry abt him

[localcryptideli]

Olruggio: I'm a gay man in a queerplatonic relationship. My partner is aroace. He's never told me, but he does not need to. He's not comfortable with touch, so we never kiss or have sex, but that's fine by me. It's not what matters at the end of the day, you know? We're in this until the end, sticking by each other's side through thick and thin. Do I want to kiss him or hold him sometimes? Of course, but everyone has boundaries, you gotta respect them. And honestly, I would not trade Qifrey for all the sex in the world.

Qifrey: Greetings, my name is Qifrey. I am a gay man, and every single day I am yearning