taking notes from the cuck chair

MASTERLIST pinned Hi, i'm Io, she/her, 30s, Pisces/Gemini/Cancer (yes, we bawl), archaeologist, writer, corporate trash panda

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

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(deep breath) Heated Rivalry/Game Changers (spec Hollanov), Wolverine/Logan Howlett, Sherlock, Preacher, Dragon Ball Z, Supernatural, Good Omens, Justified, The Mandalorian, Prospect (2018), The Last of Us, Triple Frontier, Moon Knight, The Bubble, etc, and currently have over 70 works. Feel free to binge! Most of my work is M/M, bi, or poly dynamics. I do have some BDSM-y works but they are tagged.

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Now to the good part: the works!

Pedro Pascal Masterlist: link

Logan Howlett/ Wolverine Masterlist: link

Hollanov (Shane Hollander / Ilya Rosanov) masterlist: link

Oscar Isaac Masterlist: link

Other Works Masterlist: link

Justified (Raylan Givens/ Boyd Crowder)

Preacher (OTP: Jesse/ Tulip/ Cassidy)

Good Omens (Ineffable Husbands, Crowley/ Aziraphale)

Supernatural (Destiel: Dean Winchester/ Castiel)

Sherlock (Johnlock: John Watson/ Sherlock Holmes)

Dragon Ball Z (Vegeta/ Bulma)

[dailyshanehollander]

HUDSON WILLIAMS as SHANE HOLLANDER HEATED RIVALRY - 1x04

[bluehollanov]

do you ever think both shane and ilya both had moments where if they didnt wake up, the other wouldn't be able to grieve? and the fact that shanes accident happened so early in their relationship could have sent ilya in a spiral

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

I genuinely think he would have told himself that the total and complete loss is what he deserves for wanting to break it off that night anyway, now he has to live with it, and he would have mourned deeply and silently, gone to the funeral and held himself together with sheer determination and dissociation, wanting to reach out to yuna and david even just to tell them how much he misses shane even though they wouldnt understand how much, even if they wouldnt welcome the sentiment from him, his rival, the captain of the team that killed shane, but he definitely wouldnt have outed them even then, even just to his parents, and then the first time his depression gets really bad after, he would probably have ended it. Probably before 30. They turn 26 that year; i truly dont see ilya making it to 30 without shane. Hockey would be empty, his house and heart would be empty, the wispy hopes he had for a future with shane are gone...

[actuallysara]

rose and jackie slipping ilya spicy polaroids of shane at their wedding and ilya's brain freezes harder and harder at each photo it starts taking screenshots

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

I need covid to have happened in the GCU if for nothing else so that Ilya could have seen Bo Burnham's Inside

[shami1412]

Ilya’s favorite place to be.

I think about this parallel more than I should. First time, and First time after saying I love you. ❤️

[ilyapasta]

Connor Storrie was born to do the Ilya Rozanov cathartic entryway cry while Shane drives away the morning after the gladiator costume sex evening. Jacob Tierney knew this. He knew that jerking it in the shower and the russian monologue was only the beginning.

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

The entryway sobbing himself into actual exhaustion was the point in TLG where I actually physically went "hoooookay, here we go, holy shit" and it did not get easier to handle after that lol

[fixielixie]

people taking away ilya’s nine inches like he isn’t already an orphan like let him have SOMETHING

[jewelcoatfish]

endorsing the concept of hollanov basically moving in together the second they are boyfriends. the centaurs never made it to playoffs during the three year gap in tlg, so ilya basically would come live with shane in his montreal house, and the second montreal gets eliminated from playoffs his suitcases are packed and ready and off they go to ottawa. but for the entire playoff run shane would live with ilya, and please consider although they have only made it official for a few months, they would already be living out of each other’s pockets.

shane would come home from practice or a game or a roadie and ilya would be at home waiting for him. ilya would go back to ottawa sometimes for team stuff, obviously, but they would be together all the time. and they’re enjoying waking up together and cooking together and taking care of each other so fucking much and when shane’s accumulating his playoffs injuries ilya would be there to kiss them better. and they get to bitch at other teams and players and games and banter all the time and just chat about absolutely fuck all!!

and ilya fucking loves being around shane all the time. he gets hung up on ottawa’s performance, and make arrangements for the next season while shane’s out at games, but he’s so overwhelmed with happiness when he finally gets to live together with his boyfriend. his boyfriend!!! and they have dinner dates with hayden and jackie and sometimes rose comes over and they get big juicy gossip and oh ilya does get swept up in happiness.

which makes separation so much worse. because not only did ilya get shane for the entire off season, he gets shane for most of the playoffs as well, and to go back on rare doses and only able to see shane on a screen, i’d imagine it would fuck him up so bad. and he misses his boyfriend and their cooking together and their dinner dates with their friends and nursing each other’s bruises and kissing them better.

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

Honestly my only complaint about shane is that his 10 year plan didnt include a Boyfriends House (on the river duh) between Ottawa and Montreal that they both lived in, and each keep an apt in their team city for double headers or whatever where they need to stay a night or two, or even to host team events sneakily. But they live in the halfway house, together.

[ivviannaa]

i personally need luca haas to end up with a controversially older man that he outfreaks to a bewildering level. bonus points if that older man is cliff marleau

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

My addition to the "cliff is bi" discourse specifically surrounds him falling (confusingly, scandalously) for Luca after a game and having to deal with Ilya (playfully) threatening his life if he breaks his son's heart and shane (in full blown dad mode) giving him Looks that are far more disconcerting

[gaynehollander-moved]

I'm obsessed with Shane and Ilya snarking at each other at the All-Stars Skills Competition (a.k.a. engaging in foreplay in public) and Wyatt going "...you know, you guys don't have to sit together."

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

The twin 🤨🤨 he gets after suggesting they separate 🤌

[tinylilemrys]

Also while I'm on the topic, I truly do believe Rose x Svetlana's ship name should be landrova. Beep beep bitches we're gonna make these gals kiss.

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

My dear friend puddles in the ppcu fandom made this and i dont care enough to edit the girls over joels face, but it feels appropriate here

Then landrova are going to visit ilya (and shane)

[rainbow-femme]

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

And, crucially, they are each exactly where they want to be about it

[medrawawi]

land leopard in pretty clothes. and shane too>:)

for hollanov, i think it would be funny if sometimes they did some very nonsensical roleplay and just kept adding to the story. then they fuck about it:)

(based ilya's on connor's snl bit! which was based on another bit he did before hehe)

shane: so i'm a leopard based superhero but i lost my superpowers

ilya: okay so i'll be a stripper hired for a bachelorette party but i got hit by a car on my way there

shane: ... okay

ilya: and you have to save me. because you're a superhero

ilya: i'll do my stripper dance on you as thank you for saving me

ilya: wearing a leopard print thong

shane, horny as hell: o.. okay

ilya: i'll whimper and groan in pain the whole time because of the car hit too

shane, hornier: o kay

[suraks-sweet-tits]

I want a sugar baby au where Shane is the one with money because I don't think he would understand what's happening. I don't need them to have an age gap or anything and I think it's funnier if they don't cus it would just confuse Ilya more. The reason I need it so badly and find it so compelling is I think in most cases if Ilya is the sugar Daddy he would understand that as an/the dynamic of their relationship and go into it with his eyes open(and actually it would cause problems in itself because he wouldn't think Shane loved him for him and he would probably think that Shane just has affection for him because of what he can do for him but he loves Shane so much that if that is the best he can get he will take it and thinks thats fair. Which also goes hard so if anyone has any recommendations with that kinda miscommunication in them please hit me up.) Whereas I don't think(depending on the circumstances) Shane would automatically understand it that way. He would just immediately wanna do everything in his power to make Ilya's life easier in any way(which is my one of my fav characteristics for myshane anyway regardless of circumstances) and money is just one of those things. And even if they are not dating or anything to eachother Shane has more money than he can ever use and he doesn't give a fuck about it so obviously he's gonna try to fix the life of this perfect guy he just met. Meanwhile broke Ilya is just confused as fuck by what this guys deal is and probably trusts it alot less and is more closed off initially than he would be if Shane just behaved like he was trying to use him for sex because he knows what rich men want from people with his looks they buy things for so why is this guy pretending it doesn't matter?

And I wanna emphasise that Shane is not naive or stupid so when he has money I know he would know how people take advantage of that and pretend to want him for it(the book doesn't explicitly talk about gold diggers or anything but there was the comment of women just like that he's famous so they are less critical of his performance). BUT Ilya is just an automatic exception to so many things with him it just never occurs to him that it would apply because he wants Ilya to have his money whether Ilya wants him or not.(Obviously he also want's Ilya to want him but that's a totally separate thing)

Anyway I'm probably too lazy to write it but do y'all see the vibe? I'm just pretty convinced this is how it would go down.

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

Hollanov but make it SKip 🤣🤣🤣

[handweavers]

having institutional access never stops feeling sort of crazy to me because you can literally type in any country and time period and find at least a handful of peer reviewed articles somewhere that discuss a specific aspect of people's lives in depth and at length like "what was considered pop culture in late imperial russia" or "how did the textile trade work in northern mali in the 1600s" or "children's toys in pre-colonial philippines" and it's just sitting there but the majority of people on planet earth aren't allowed to read any of it

[vesnushchatyyzaychik]

Me writing my vampire au fic and legitimately googling these sorts of things like im getting paid (im usually on the clock eat me)

[upset-to-dead]

Ilya: If i died, I would want you to remarry

Shane: ...

Ilya: I want you to be happy, so don't close yourself off to new opportunities if I'm no longer there

Shane: ...

Ilya: Just remember the good times we had and maybe make some more good times, yeah?

Shane: ...

Ilya: Shane?

Shane: If you die, I will never touch a man so long as I live which won't be long at all

Ilya, bursting into tears: Oh thank god