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XL: that's a thing you can do?
Hua Cheng is theoretically such a stupid character, because ah yes. The supreme demon lord of butterflies and flowers, feared throughout the realms. He’ll defeat you using the power of love and his sentient scimitar that’s honestly just a sweet little baby who wants cuddles from its owner’s husband. You mention butterflies, and all of Heaven starts quaking in their boots. He held an umbrella for a flower one time, and that’s like- his title now. He also learned like- every language ever because he was bored, and yet his handwriting in his own native language is so bad, you literally can’t tell what he’s writing ever.
"To die in battle for you is my greatest honor"
soft kisses
Started re-reading tgcf and remembered how much I love his character design
[ID: Lineless digital fanart of Hua Cheng from TGCF. He's shown smirking from the bust up against a backdrop with red lanterns, silver butterflies floating around him. The palette uses red, black, gray, white, and yellow. End ID]
ID by @/nebulations
crown prince carousel
After meeting with airplane.
"Getting into this hobby is actually super cheap and easy!!!! First, start with a section of land and a house that you own and can mess up at your discretion"
The original inspiration for this is that I've looked up a lot of basic woodworking stuff multiple times to try and make better and better tortoise enclosures, and ended up in this trap every time lmao
"It's much cheaper to just buy this size of wood and take it to your table saw" WHAT FUCKING TABLE SAW
the secret is that people who have a garage with a table saw are constantly looking for reasons to justify that use of space and money. so if you find somebody with a table saw and ask if you can use it, you're actually doing them a huge favor by justifying the saw continuing to take up space. "of course I need a table saw. what if somebody needs to upgrade a turtle enclosue."
#1. go to local gay bar 2. find group of 50-60 yr olds. 3. ask if anyone has a table saw 4. watch eyes light up
With this four step plan you get a place to practice woodworking with optional sex with some older men
For anyone wanting it, they can cut your material for you at most Home Depots if you need it
But can I have sex with older men there
I am never leaving this site
Mammal in a Sunday Dress, by Georgina M. Cox, 2026
Mammal in a Sunday Dress explores the uneasy relationship between femininity, civilisation, and the animal body. At first glance, the figure appears modest and withdrawn. Her posture is composed, her gaze seemingly lowered towards her bare feet, recalling the conventions of nineteenth-century portraiture where women were often depicted as passive objects of observation. Yet as the viewer moves closer, the illusion collapses. Her eyes are not lowered at all. She is looking directly back. The delayed eye contact transforms the encounter. The viewer approaches believing they are safely observing a woman; instead, they realise they have been observed themselves. The work refuses the traditional power dynamic of portraiture, denying the comfort of anonymous spectatorship. Looking becomes a reciprocal act. For Cox, the painting considers humanity's persistent desire to separate itself from the rest of the animal kingdom. The title quietly undermines this distinction. A "mammal" is not another creature—it is us. The Sunday dress, rich with cultural associations of femininity, morality, and respectability, becomes an attempt to distinguish ourselves from nature. Yet clothing cannot alter biology. Beneath lace and ritual remains the same vulnerable animal body. The work also reflects on the historical relationship between women and nature. Across art, religion, and philosophy, women have repeatedly been positioned as closer to instinct, emotion, reproduction, and the body itself, while men have been aligned with reason, culture, and civilisation. Mammal in a Sunday Dress does not reject this comparison. Instead, it questions why proximity to nature has so often been treated as something lesser. Chiaroscuro isolates the figure within darkness, allowing the luminous dress to symbolise the performance of civilisation while the bare feet quietly return the body to the earth. Neither is presented as more truthful than the other. The painting exists in the tension between performance and instinct, refinement and biology. Mammal in a Sunday Dress ultimately asks a simple but unsettling question: if every layer of culture were stripped away, what would remain? Not a king. Not a saint. Not a gentleman or a lady. Only another mammal, looking back.
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I think Bingqiu should bitch to each other more, just in general but also about things they disagree on. I think that would be funny.
Shen Qingqiu: --and the progression of the plot makes no sense at all; the villain's motivations are completely inane and she could have achieved her goals so easily if she had used the poison on the king instead; the entirety of the last twenty chapters was obviously just a convoluted set-up for the scene where the protagonist saves the princess--
Luo Binghe, tearing up: But shizun, it's romantic
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Luo Binghe: You could tell that the chicken they served at that inn wasn't marinated at all. The meat was dry as bone. The cook should be fed to the pigs for the affront to that poor bird. And the xiaolongbao were obviously at least a day old. Does he think no one would notice that he's feeding his customers old food? Pathetic. Anyone could taste that.
Shen Qingqiu, sweating:
Wife: Husband! A man has infiltrated the Garden!
Luo Bingge: A man? Let this Lord take care of him
Luo Bingge, approaching the man: You there! How did you enter my Flower Garden?!
Shen Yuan, reading a yellow book: You married me, remember?
Luo Bingge, scoffing: Did I? Then tell this Lord this, how big am I? All my spouses should know, after all
Shen Yuan, flipping a page: About 10 cun
Luo Bingge: Then-
Shen Yuan, still not looking at him: And as thick as an arm
Luo Bingge: ...ok, I guess I did marry you
Wife: Husband, that can't be!
Luo Bingge: He knows how big my dick is, how else would he know!
Post reveal married ladynoir at the hospital ladybug in labor and chat noir cracks a cat pun and she just glares at him
This was funnier in my head
just going through those draw template things on pinterest yay
Rare GX fanart
first time watching gx
I HATE CHAZZS BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!