do I look like an angel of mercy to you?

archaeology undergrad with a passion for art and video games. ISTP/ISFP

[allweknewisdead]

The Phoenician Scheme (2025) - Wes Anderson

I suppose I'm moved by this absurd performance.

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[ruckuscauser]

I learned today that Scoobert Doo was designed to violate every Great Dane breed standard and I love that

[aromancy]

*ungreats your dane*

[moniquill]

[lustcannibalism]

ok I endured it. now what!!!!!!!!!

[lustcannibalism]

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

I miss working at the sex store people would really walk up to me and say shit like "I need help making my wife cum" and I'd be like yeah. I know just the thing brother

[antichimp-deactivated20220828]

can someone tag molly

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

molly you have to see this one

[gardenofdelete998]

can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏

[thequeervampiric]

love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

[vetchtibbles]

welcome to my farm where I keep my dark horse my black sheep my scapegoat and my underdog. my canary in the coal mine died ages ago

[your-personal-ghost]

It’s a mess here: someone looked your gift dark horse in the mouth, led it to water, and jumped back on it. Your ducks aren’t in a row, someone counted the chickens before they hatched. Your geese are silly, your brown cows aren’t explaining how, and every one of these sheep is a wolf but they don’t even notice with the amount of wool over their eyes. I’m fining you one million gold coins.

[vetchtibbles]

it was the goat blame the goat

[mamoru]

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

[turbro]

the window

[mamoru]

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

[lovesjustachemical]

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[victra-victorious]

My friend just told me a story of when she was going through chemo and fainted on a train, a bunch of people sat her down and gave her water and when they asked if she was okay this bitch dead ass said "I'm sorry I just have cancer"

[mittenfoot]

saw this cute post and now I'm not going on reddit for the rest of the day. quit while you're ahead

[byjove]

this might sound stupid but I can’t help but believe that the new wave of “birth control is actually horrible for your body, you need to get off it immediately” misinformation from influencers and the ‘natural cycle tracking’ apps suddenly being advertised is a sneaky underhanded way of causing more unplanned pregnancies that people now cannot abort. now is possibly the worst time ever to turn towards ‘natural family planning’

[dragon-in-a-fez]

apparently someone in Edinburgh has been updating the street signs for pride

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[purplegfdgirl]

WHAT HAPPENED HERE

[evilscientist3]

the angelic note is playing at your dashboards resonant frequency. shaking its miserable posts apart

[rylandsgrace]

Ryan Coogler explained in an interview that Remmick was partially inspired by the character Death in Puss in Boots: The Last Wish (2022), noting both his eyes and demeanor.

[necropsy]

grown men will throw fits about how they face sooo much rejection and women would never get it meanwhile me and the girls who were even just like average or a lil ugly at like 12 years old were being treated like we were subhuman by peers and adults alike