[aiharayuzuchi-deactivated201605]

[demilypyro]

I have feelings for you. The feelings are envy, malice, hatred, crush kill bite claw claw claw

[demilypyro]

...... want to be held

[courierrsix]

[demigordo]

No seriously he really did.

[professor-doc-emeritus]

important distinction that often fails to get mentioned is that jojos jesus is actually mormon jesus

[lenacraft]

[eric-coldfire]

Fair point, and to clear up confusion.

Parts of Jesus’ corpse are scattered across America and the President organizes a cross country horse race from San Diego to New York in an effort to find all the parts and collect them in a vault under the White House so their magical powers of good luck can make America prosperous.

[sophianightdreamer]

Technically, it’s not even good luck powers, it’s luck/fate redirection powers.

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

as you are surely aware Saint Ambrose of Milan was the driving force behind Theodosian antipagan policy in the fourth century. by some means his unquiet spirit has come to finish the work. i would like to ask my followers to pray for his success

[cerastes]

Witchtok nerds deadass logging in to say “raid night at Tartarus tonight, let’s clear Saint Ambrose (Savage), must have seen enrage” conpletely unironicallt like it isn’t going to get their asses beaten and lunch money stolen at best, and outright sent to the Shadow Realm at worst if this all were real like the girl that tried to fistfight Allah and ended up in the Crystal Healing Room or whatever like Vegeta in the healing pod after getting styled on by Frieza.

[paxamericana]

[ept2222]

It’s literally a circle. They’re cousins. It’s insane.

If you look up Queen Elizabeth’s family tree, they’ve hidden it DEEP in Google searches, but if you look up Prince Phillip’s family tree you’ll see the circle right away.

[lgbtpolitics]

And it gets worse lmfao because their common ancestor, Queen Victoria, has quite the family tree herself:

Two circles are seen here - one alarmingly small showing that Victoria and her husband Albert are first cousins. The bigger one shows that her own mother married her third cousin once removed, making Victoria her own mothers fourth cousin, meaning Albert was not just Victorias cousin, but also her fourth cousin once removed.

This means that Elizabeth is Philips third cousin, and his fifth cousin and his seventh cousin once removed.

[catgirldick]

european monarchies are an insane mess, yall. their incestuous bloodlines can almost all be traced back to a single ancestor, as well as frequent other crossings.

the english, the dutch, the spanish, the belgian, the danish, the swedish, and the norse royal bloodlines can all be traced back to mr charlemagne, king of the franks in the 8th century . the same goes for the late french, portugese, german, and all other now-deceased royal bloodlines.

royals only court other royals, so eventually all your options in that regard become your cousins.

(this is the highest detail + resolution chart i could find w/o paying 20 bucks)

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

me trying to comprehend this chart

[yridenergyridenergy]

[spearxwind]

you guys who weren’t here will never understand how fundamentally hilarious the rcdart drama was. like imagine waking up one day and suddenly everyone is talking about this one artist drawing captain america fucking weird and you look them up and get hit with these bad boys

and for the record… they chose this. this is how their OLDER art looked like 

like. you couldnt PAY me to post this. i would not admit this at gunpoint 

[nae-nae-supreme]

[bidilfs]

sorry but i dont think this post is complete without their attempts at drawing star wars characters

[loth-catgirl]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

it’s the same picture

[porterr-robinson]

[rogha]

everyone’s always so mean to the first person to die in horror. the first person to die didn’t do anything stupid. they didn’t know they were in the murder zone. how could they know. they were in a coming of age comedy or something.

[wetfluffycat]

[quiznaks]

me nervously opening an email i just got from my old creative writings class teacher titled Class Isn’t Over Folks that he sent at exactly 1:25am in the morning on a Monday 

[quiznaks]

what the fresh hell

[fwizard]

this is such a golden opportunity omfg i need to know what happens next

[ferpykins]

[autoforge]

The saga continues

[sepdet]

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

*poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine* *poses like malacath shrine*

[orsimer-deactivated20210518]

don't bother me i'm fucking stanced

[savedgame]

[the-omnishambles]

Just remembering the time @confusinglyamusingly took me to a disused former nuclear bunker in Essex for my birthday and we saw the most ominous fucking sign I’ve ever seen in my life

[wintersoldierfell]

[ID: A laminated sign on a wall in all-caps in a black serif font. Sign reads:

NOTE.

VERY RARELY, BUT SOMETIMES, THE ELECTRICITY FAILS WHICH MEANS DULL EMERGENCY LIGHTS UNTIL POWER IS RESTORED.

THERE ARE MANNEQUINS ON DISPLAY, SOME VERY LIFELIKE.

End ID.]

[bunjywunjy]

i want to redomesticate pigeons into household pets. What are your thoughts?

they're already domesticated! all city pigeons are just feral domestics, you can just find a young one and take it home and if you give it proper care it will be as much of a pet as any fancy pigeon you can get from a breeder!

[vestiges-of-light]

[fatpotatosaysmoo]

girlies what do y'all do when you’re crushing on someone

[disbelievingangel]