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@vivian-the-alt-wizard
they hate each other.
hey bestie you forgot the poll
oh sorry
would you kill and eat these animals?
yes
no
I was talking to prev, asshole. The fucking critter-creature-beast poll blog? That person? Don't be a fucking dickhead.
sorry for being silly on my post it wont happen again
would you kill and eat @barin-mclegg?
yes
no
it's warm so I've been doing this activity called sitting in front of a fan
Alright Tumblr
Sure
war with the overly zealous sun
Finally motivated myself to finish this
The L Train at 14th Street, Richard Estes, 2015
Oil on board 16 x 12 in. (40.64 x 30.48 cm)
@teaboot oil painting
MOTHER FUCKING OIL PAINTING???????
TOBY WHAT THE FUCK? IM SCARED
thank you mr fox
based on a conversation with a friend from a few days ago
This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!
This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.
WHAT?
The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.
WHAT?????
Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?
Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.
https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook
Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.
WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL
This is very true lol
Yo what the f u c k
not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????
I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.
What the fuck
i-
….thank you tumblr??
hm.
I legit thought this was a shitpost until I saw the rest of the comments
I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, too.
Well I never
As a general rule of thumb, do not push air into any bodily orifice, regardless of gender. It never ends well. Air compressors and the human body do NOT mix.
Not even the mouth, shit can rupture a lung.
I’m asexual but reblogging to potentially save lives
Same question, different reasons
I'a caved.
Started playing'a Deltarune.
HOW TRULY
WONDERFUL
THAT YOU HAVE CHOSEN TO DO THIS
YEARS AGO
WHEN OUR WORLD FIRST CAME TO BE
SEVERAL CHILDREN NEAR AND FAR
SURELY EXPERIENCED
UNDERTALE
THROUGH THE SCREENS OF YOUR SYSTEMS.
AND THEN
PROPERLY
WE HAD LIFE TOGETHER
YEARS LATER,
WE JOINED FORCES PROPERLY
FOR SOMETHING ENTIRELY NEW
FOR THE FIRST TIME
TOGETHER
AND NOW
HERE YOU ARE
CROSSING OVER ONCE AND FOR ALL
I HOPE IT WILL BE WORTH IT.
You like my'a "GUNKUS"?
Did I just employ the "Treat Them Like You are A Kindergarten Teacher Again" method with my insurance company today? I surely did. Did it work? Probably better than intended because I made an actual doctor feel contrite.
So, my insurance has been trying to not cover my SNRI because it is new on the market and no generic available yet, so pricey.
I apply for a refill and the request gets locked for review. Again. For the 3rd time.
This time I call and immediately ask to speak to the actual doctor making these clinical decisions. Very politely. Must be a slow day because they allow it.
ME: [Teacher voice] I'm calling in regards to the SNRI you have placed a lock on. Why was this decision made?
DOC: Well, there are dozens of other medications on the market in that tier, and far cheaper for you and [insurer]. We have sent a request to your doctor to consider alternatives.
ME: I am aware of that. So, can you do me a HUGE favor and look up my prescription history really quickly and tell me how many SSRIs and SNRIs were only filled once in 2022 for me, showing they were poorly tolerated?
DOC: It looks like eight.
ME: Great job! Now, can you please look at my genetic test for psychiatric drug tolerance and tell me how many medications are listed in the safe category?
DOC: Two.
ME: Awesome! Now, can you tell me what type that other drug is that I'm not taking?
DOC: Yeah, totally, it's an MAOI.
ME: That's correct, you're really knowledgeable! Should I be taking something as dangerous as an MAOI with my other medications, or even just in general?
DOC: It's contraindicated for sure.
ME: It is! So true! So, last question since you've been incredibly smart and helpful. Is it less expensive for [insurer] to pay out for the medication knowing they already get a huge manufacturer discount anyway, or is it more expensive for them to pay for me to need potentially long-term inpatient psychiatric care?
DOC: I'll clear the code, ma'am and flag it as medically necessary. I'm sorry about this.
ME: I appreciate you SO MUCH. You have a great day now.
WALGREENS PHARMACY TECH WITH 5 NOSE RINGS AND PURPLE HAIR STARING AT ME: ........... OKAY! It'll be ready in five minutes. You wanna come work here?
Kill them with kindness
BUT KILL THEM
my post now
today i'm going to teach you how to make a custom color text in tumblr, all it involves is knowing how html works.
my favorite color, truly favorite color, is not represented in the tumblr color set, so i have to go and make it myself whenever i want to use it.
first, i will type whatever text i wanna make the color, let's see.... i'll make "flurty is cool" into whatever color i want. not that one, but this one V
flurty is cool
woah it is now my favorite color.
if you click on this icon here, you'll surprise the post.
the post had no idea you were going to look at its details like that. just made it nervous. now this little box will open up. click here.
ok cool, you now have three options to choose. click HTML
woah what the fuck happened to my post. basically, you just opened up the post to look at its source code. it looks like i'm looking into the guts of a cute bot
well you are looking at the very source code of a very cute post. now some things won't show on here like polls, which are a server side coded thing that tumblr won't let you edit, but you can edit most other things. can't have you getting too crazy.
find the line that you want to make a pretty color, for instance, i see it here. make sure to click on every line as you scroll by, you wouldn't understand why this matters. but it matters to the post.
ok cool, now how do we make this line into MY FAVORITE COLOR?
very simple, first, you must understand how a computer understands what color text or anything should be. we need to get it instructions, in the form of hexadecimal.
open up any color picker website, find your favorite color, and look for its hexadecimal id.
i like to use google's. google search "color picker" and use its tool to pick your favorite color, ok? don't look at the stupid ai shit they're forcing in our faces, that bot ain't real. the one you have your hands in right now is real. pay attention to your post, find the color that makes you happiest.
it will give you the hexadecimal id for it. copy that thing and go back to the guts of that hot post you are playing with.
this is where we gotta take off the big person gloves and we gotta put our own code into this post. first, look into the eyes of the post you are about to stick your code in, make sure it wants this to happen, and always verbally ask, "can i?" or "may i?" if your smart with the language like i am.
then, once you have the post's permission, open up the first <p></p> tags of the line you want to make beautiful, and inside the tags, but in the tag itself, insert the following: <span style="color: #HEXHEX">...</span> and replace the HEXHEX with your HEX code!
It should look something like this...
NOTE: If you open a tag, make sure you close a tag. You can close a tag by typing a / in the tag itself. <p>...</p> <span>...</span>
Now when you look at the post, you should have your favorite color on your post!!!!
don't forget the after care. after inserting your code into the post, make sure to thank it and give it some love by pressing the heart icon. reblog it if you truly care about it. i know the post will be thinking about this for a long time.
thank you for attending my ted talk. i understand if you have to block me after reading this post. send me asks of the colors you put in your posts.
More doodles as I work on Among The Hail Mary! It's not #1 PHM Fan because I encountered an IRL hardcore PHM fan and I will never be her 😔