Yo, Its Hope

Bog dweller and a huge Vlad Masters simp/fanfic enjoyer

[lexicrunch]

So many Vlad faces....

[vladmasterssimp]

OOOOOOOOUGH ARGHHGH OOOO OOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOARGDHCJKJGH

Look at his beautiful comically evil face <3

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[triceratopseee]

Next week is midterms, I’m NOT taking any chances

[carriethecakerealedition]

i am NOT risking my life

[thelivingjoke]

I don’t even know who this is but I am falling for the superstition anyways. No curses please!

[vladmasterssimp]

I’m not a big fan of mountains, pigs, or digging, so yeah

[yudamori-art]

the slut himself. it occurred to me i'd only ever drawn plasmius dead on the floor so here he is.

[vladmasterssimp]

Oh yeah,,, this one is 10k in my heart

[dogpuppy]

[vladmasterssimp]

Me, I’m unapologetic about my love of shoe noises of the loud variety

[probablymoons]

its so so important to follow blogs that will put a bit of softcore porn on ur dash. it is not only tasteful but also a key part of the microbiome

[boppinrobin]

#mutual that is horny on main i would protect you with my life as if you were a monarch butterfly #i am planting milkweed for you #tit and ass milkweed #ily (from arborealgargoyle)

[vladmasterssimp]

It’s the environment here that boggles the mind and softens the heart

[vladmasterssimp]

I’m reading a fanfic rn and my blorbos are doing a blood ritual 💕

This is so Farcille coded

[yesiknowthemuffinman5]

Happy 20th Birthday, my son

[harbingerofsoup]

[vladmasterssimp]

It’s finally here :3

[slowedmountains]

guardian of the sewing kit

[slowedmountains]

she wishes to refute some slanderous accusations

[crypticpillbug]

Evil men ❤️

[vladmasterssimp]

Vlad ♥️

[cowboyscrypt]

i love my switch its like an animal to me. shhhh sweet pink and green creature download my software

[cowboyscrypt]

AND SLAM IN THE BACK OF MY DRAGULAAAAA 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘

[vladmasterssimp]

Me, if u even care :3

(She drag her ula till I slam)

[iapislazuli]

Owning a black cat is awesome because you’ll leave the bathroom and The Shape will be waiting for you

[hellsitegenetics]

String identified:      g a   ac  cat    a         ca       ’     a   t    at      a   T     a            a t  g         

Closest match: Raphanus sativus genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Radish

[vladmasterssimp]

I love this so so much

[oneheadtoanother]

I would treat her right

[vladmasterssimp]

This could be a line of dialogue in RGU (revolutionary girl utena for the casuals perusing my blog wares)

Also, me

[valtsv]

blood test came back haunted

[vladmasterssimp]

Vlad would say this

[beyondthejames]

I really want to talk about how much I like garlic so much but I don’t have anything to say. Except that I guess I’ll never be a vampire :/

[vladmasterssimp]

Vlad Plasmius would say this

[qoinghost]

danny phantom bitches see these shades of green and slam reblog huh

[phantombreadproject]

[vladmasterssimp]

Yeah, I’ve been stereotyped accurately… and what of it?

[vladmasterssimp]

I keep on following everyone that posts Anything about DP x DC and was so excited to see that some people followed me, thinking that I was getting DPDC mutuals. For some reason it was just a bunch of pretty ladies with zero posts??? I think they got the wrong person tbh. But definitely feel free to hmu for fic recs!! Glad to be making friends on this app :D