man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse meâŠ. Doctor⊠ive been asleep for so longâŠ.. can you pleaseâŠ. bring me a newspaper⊠so i can better understand the current worldâŠÂ doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do thatÂ
Monterey Bay Aquarium

oozey mess
d e v o n
will byers stan first human second
wallacepolsom
Sade Olutola

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NASA
Three Goblin Art

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
I'd rather be in outer space đž
KIROKAZE
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Aqua Utopiaïœæ”·ăźćșă§èšæ¶ă玥ă
Jules of Nature

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man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse meâŠ. Doctor⊠ive been asleep for so longâŠ.. can you pleaseâŠ. bring me a newspaper⊠so i can better understand the current worldâŠÂ doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do thatÂ
working in photoshop: hey this looks good
posting it on tumblr: wait no what
you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding oblivion
#oh my god
Thatâs what they said
I love how many of them are praying
man that one in the front right corner just does not give a fuck
And by looking at that picture, you can experience the roller coaster⊠vicariously.
even better than the one in the front right corner: the one in the front middle whoâs like HELL YEAH HELL YEAH HELL YEAH
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Wait but there are more!Â
Now this is the sort of quality religious content I want to see on my dashboard
SEEMS LIKE A HELL OF A RIDE
HOLY WATER SLIDE
(via jwoodham)
highschool and upâŠ
this just changed my entire attitude
wow same
I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.
Put this puppy in office.
This puppy for president.
I swear this partially cured my hangover
A few days ago in a parking lot in Lisbon wheelchair users and volunteers occupied all the available Non-Handicap spaces to make a point to able-bodied motorists what it is like to have âtheirâ parking places unavailable to them.
On every wheelchair various notes were left like:Â âbe right backâ, âit only takes a momentâ, âIâm get something hereâ, etc.
Via Mobility Van Videos by EJ Dulina
Reblogged this yesterday from a different source, but I think this photograph is more powerful.
I love this so much Iâll reblog it a million times!
reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to âviolating one or more of Tumblrâs Community Guidelinesâ, but since my wish came true the first time, Iâm putting it back. :)
OH MY FUCKING GOD, ITâS BACK ON MY DASH.
THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.
The last time I saw this on my dash, I didnât think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.
AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.
THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.
YOOOOOOO
I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT âITS WORTH A TRYâ SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS
LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL
IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS
holy fuck, I didnât expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever itâs just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASNâT SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS.Â
I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDNâT THINK IâD GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND IâM HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHITÂ
SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP
WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????
ok Iâve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL ITâS AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE
THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.
GUYS.
HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER
20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.
GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.
I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.
OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG
I WISHED FOR SNK MERCH THE FIRST TIME. I GOT A JACKET.
I WISHED FOR MY GIRLFRIEND THE SECOND TIME. I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND.
THIS WORKs I WISHED I WAS MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA AND GUESS WHAT GUYS IM MOVING TO NC IN AUGUST I PROMISE U IM NOT LYING
guys ok ur probably thinking that this is all just bs right? WELL I THOUGHT SO TOO BUT I WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD CHAT ME AND HE DID AND IM FREAKING OUT not even kidding i swear on my grampas grave this works
I love this it always works for me yey thank u shooting star :â)
woah the notes letâs hope my wish comes true
if a person of color is telling you you that youâre being racist you need to recognize it and apologize. if a gay/bisexual person is telling you that youâre being homophobic/biphobic you need to recognize it and apologize. if a transgender person is telling you that youâre being transphobic, recognize it and apologize. if a woman is telling you youâre being sexist, recognize it and apologize. the line is not yours to be drawn.
donât try to tell me that hungry is not an emotion because i feel that shit in my soul
my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say âbabe lookâ and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
same
load up the playlist and spend the days writing andâŠpraying
It took 9 years and 720 million dollars to get a better photo of pluto
Takes the same to get a decent pic of me
waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u
If ur having a rough day
my aesthetic is bros with very large basketball shorts being very adoring and very gentle with a teeny tiny puply
What Going to the Gynecologist Is Like by Karina Farek.
Note to Med Students: Please never refer to a speculum as a âCold, can-opening dildoâ to your patients.Â
Note to patients: we *really* donât care what your pubic hair situation is. Really.Â
Itâs amazing how fast seeing a bunch of vaginas becomes normal. just chill. Doctors and nurses arenât judging you.
are you in college?
i am in pain