A wonderful day at work

I'd like to think they exist...

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100

If you're the type of person that buys items under $5 and pays with a 100 dollar bill you can go fuck yourself and die

...That is all

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17 customers have called asking for salt today so far

Did the internet run out of salt or something that we've resorted to phone calls now?

A gas attendant receiving phone calls

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Aren't you always here?

Bbbrrrrrrrrrr

Me "ya it's alittle chilly out today

How the fuck would you know!?!

Me "I walked to work today, and I'll be walking home as well

His face was perplexed as hell

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PSA!

If you ask a gas attendant a question without being able to properly ask the question the attendant will have no fucking clue what you want

so please don't swear and throw a hissy fit

[retail-hell]

How To Tell You’re Bad at Inventory

Do your managers slowly take away tasks from you and give them to someone else?

Do your managers eventually make you just clean the store instead of actually helping with counts?

Do your managers dismiss you early?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, chances are you are terrible at doing inventory.

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This was the perfect day for me to come across this....it's inventory day

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Durrrr

That feeling you get when you get called into work on the only day off you have for 8 days

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A moment if you would

Please give a moment of silence to all of our brothers and sisters that had and have to print $1000's of dollars in lotto tickets to some old lady that won't let anyone go ahead of her in line

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"Good luck on that (lotto) ticket"

Thanks! You too

Customers not paying attention

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Lotto tickets

"do you have more of this type of ticket?"

Me "no we sold out of em and this is all we have left"

"well what the fuck, get me more, I'm not leaving until you get more for me!"

Me "well you're gonna be waiting till our next delivery in 3 days"

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Signs

When you have to tell a customer that either a gas pump or an ATM is out of order because they didn't notice the huge, bold print sign in their face explaining ""OUT OF ORDER""

[cashiercomplaints]

I think the weirdest thing about work is that you know SO MUCH about these people, yet nothing about them at the same time. What’s your favorite color? I don’t know, but thanks for telling me who you f*cked last week even though I’ve known you for two.

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Life stories are apart of the job apparently, especially when there's people in line behind the storyteller

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Me "have a nice evening"

Customer "No receipt"

People who have selective hearing

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Enjoyment

I just sold you a bag of something I know for a fact is cheaper down the road.... I get a sick satisfaction from this

[attentionshoppers]

Reasons you call a store:

• find out their hours

• ask if they carry something

• there is an issue with your receipt or something you purchased

• there was a problem with an employee while you were there but didn’t want to say something at the time

Reasons why you do not call a store:

• finding out if something is in stock (shocking I know)

• for a fucking price check

• for the number to that one store on that one road right next to that one place

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Or calling my store on accident, thinking I'm tech support and ask me to fix something all while not accepting you called a gas station

[athenastudying-deactivated20220]

shoutout to the lady who scolded me for “blocking the way” and being one of those “young people” with “no manners” when i was waiting for my bus the other day, i’m sorry i placed myself in the forbidden square of the otherwise empty three metre wide pavement and obstructed your path to the senior citizen’s anti-millennial debate club board meeting 

[loveconquersall]

shoutout to the lady who commented loudly on “young people” always “standing in the doors of trams” when i was standing next to the door reading. kind as i am i moved myself across the tram to occupy yet another door while i watched her take my place and cluster the door with 3 bags. between you and i, i wasn’t the one blocking the door. and it obviously isn’t a Thing only young people do 

[mediocrelanguagelearner]

shoutout to the lady who complained that I have my backpack on in the bus and I’m taking up too much space standing and then she sat down and occupied 2 seats

[slavic-studies]

Shoutout to the “lady” who sat opposite of me the whole ride and when I got up to leave the tram said that she hopes I break both my legs and die because they were “too close to her”

[retail-hell]

Shoutout to the lady who told my boss I was “on my phone”, when I was using the hand-held price-tool to help me stock items, because “milennials are always on their phones”.

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Shoutout to the lady who called me a "useless sack of shit" for selling the last of a certain cigarette pack to the customer infront of her

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Unnamed feeling

That feeling you get when you come into work completely sick because there is no1 that can cover for you

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Receipt

When the customer reaches to rip and take the merchant receipt thinking it's his 😑