Vibes

Em | 27 | she/her | gay

[vyndanion]

Yo so uhhhh I posted my first official fanfic. If that's your thing go give it a sniff

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[vyndanion]

i lived whores you ain’t gettin rid of me that easily

aka twitter has become enough of a wasteland

[a-lesbian-loser]

disney: this female character has no boyfreind or husband because a woman doesn’t need a man to be strong

femisist brain: good job disney. women shouldn’t be reduced to their romance lives

lesbian brain: SHE NO HAVE BOY BECAUSE SHE WANT GIRL

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: Ok, Granny Joan [my human Druid, a very amazing old lady], you wake upon a beach and see 4 people scattered around you all passed out and the ship you were on totally wrecked. What do you do?

Me: Alright, first I’m gonna check to see if my scroll case is safe and dry and if my toad is ok

DM: Your scroll case is on your person and totally fine. Inside the scroll case is Toby the toad on his little back-

Me: Oh no!!! I take him out and examine him!!

DM: He’s totally fine. He, uh, he licks his eyeball to say he’s ok

Me: Aw, ok I put him on my shoulder for safe keeping

[yourepoweredupgetinthere]

i dont know what I was expecting but i was NOT expecting that squeaky hamster voice to come out of that mans mouth completely unedited

[lesbians-harold-moved]

hey adora ;3c

[acommunistraptor]

[crinosg]

Alfred Hitchcock was not even in the neighborhood of fucking aroudn.

[shitpost-senpai]

THAT’S MY FUCKING DUDE RIGHT THERE!

[unicornempire]

For when people tell you that they were just so much more Civilized and Polite about it back in the day, remember Alfred not fuckin’ around Hitchcock.

[vodkachthonic]

the good place characters as trolley problems

chidi

eleanor

tahani

jason

michael

[vyndanion]

Apologies to anyone who was subjected to inappropriate content from this blog earlier this evening, i was hacked and several people were spammed with inappropriate and trolling content

[humor-cnl]

Hell Explained By A Chemistry Student

[read-thebuzz]

The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student.

The answer by this student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

The Question:

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

Keep reading

[devoutdean]

Me: feels a cool breeze*

Mood: 👻💀🎃🕸🍂🍁🧡☕️

[betterthankanyebitch]

*when i see a good post*

*when i see the source of the post*

[majesticduxk-deactivated2018121]

So last week I tried moaning every time I ate something delicious.

It was vaguely uncomfortable and unnatural

[soupernabturel]

I actually love the idea of doing this trying out fanfic/literary cliche’s out in real life, kinda wanna make up a list and undertake it as a challenge.

[whitmerule]

don’t forget to make your butthole flutter today

[hazeldomain]

Guess someone’s eye color from 20 feet away.

[prairiedust]

Be careful with these. I started reading fanfiction three years ago and now I have to toe my shoes off to get my feet out.

[hazeldomain]

But do you pad across rooms? 

[prairiedust]

Yes but I often give away my position when I huff.

[mittensmorgul]

FYI, I’m smirking at all y’all.

[k-vichan]

I’m resisting the urge to card my fingers through everybody’s hair.

[dorkaelskunkworks]

This is as good a time as any to admit that right now I smell like coffee, sandalwood soap, and something uniquely myself.

[authorjcalamy]

I hate this post so much I clenched my fists and looked away, muscles bunching in my jaw. 

[bettsfic]

i’m so glad to see i’m not alone, i let out a breath i didn’t know i was holding

[sleepingreader]

I’m grinning widely at this

[defydamage]

I chuckled lightly upon reading this post.

[crollalanzaa]

I’m humming appreciatively.

[chubbychoco]

this post is calling me out personally and every single one of you, with all the love in my heart, can shut the fuck up

[0ctostim]

[glocc-blocc]

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Male positivity? In my branding? It’s more likely than you think

[slumberinggirl-deactivated20210]

I love this

[lil-bitchnugget-blog]

Y E S. FINALLY

[citizen-zero]

AXE realized their target demographic are the preteen and teen boys who over-apply their product and decided to do something good for these impressionable youths

[firebang]

Only gay people can read this

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for