life is a wonderful nightmare

[starsandskiees]

This is the only tiktok you’ll ever need, I’ve made about 13 of these and I’m not stopping anytime soon

[w0nd3rful-nightmare]

@gowiththeworldsflow

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

the first rule of hiking is to stay on the trail unless you spot a smaller cooler looking trail

[letsboldlygomotherfuckers]

I’m lost

[guooey]

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

[marquisedemasque]

I couldn’t resist. I had to

[omnybus]

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the devil

[evaceratops]

[revan-trevelyan]

Sometimes the help you need isn’t the help you want. Call 1-800-273-8255 if you’re thinking of suicide.

[ube-makaveli]

This comic meant a whole lot to me. It was sincere in its depiction and treated the issue through the eyes of a grounded person. Not some godly hero saying everything is better than it seems, but a person trying his best before bringing her somewhere who can actually help.

[spencerthespacer-deactivated202]

[guardgomabroa]

#Oh grug  #We’re really in it now

[theladymisandry]

[somecutething]

Fat Fred

(via Dahlcat)

[obscure-tv-reference]

el gato mas gordo 

[littlereyofsunlight]

Fat Fred is not up for adoption but we do have smaller models available

[teathattast]

Motherfucker ultimate

[that-twink-over-there]

It's Fat Fred Friday

[wanderer-chronicles]

Absolute unit

[thatwasuzi]

Fat Fred Friday

[zoesupreme]

Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard

[zoesupreme]

By talos this can't be happening again

[w0nd3rful-nightmare]

@gowiththeworldsflow für deine Hexen Ausbildung

[ariescorpio4444]

being intuitive is just like… i don’t like this and no i will not elaborate

[sonatacunt-deactivated20211212]

anyone know that reddit post about a girl who’s gf washes her hair and it talks about non sexual intimacy

found it :)

[evening-moon-rising]

My heart..

[topaz-stars]

This reminds me of this post;

Forgive me guys as I do not remember where the screenshot is from, but I have it here and I wanted to share with you.

[stevebuscemifanclubpresident]

[redwing]

i enjoy celeb drama not because of parasociality reasons but rather for the same reasons peasants went to watch the rich get publically guillotined in 1700s france.

[jacyevans]

Well damn.

[transgenderization]

if you got like a 100kilo bag of glitter and opened it up and left it in the path of like a tornado i think that would be interesting. i dont care abt ecological damage btw

[dropbear42]

I do. 100kg bag of seaweed based glitter.

[thyrell]

i dont. 100kg bag of enriched uranium based glitter

[thyrell]

wait isnt uranium denser than lead how heavy would a 100kg bag of uranium be

[cursologist]

thyrell.

[thyrell]

just kill me

[thyrell]

[umyoloswag]

Just something to think about here

[xo-philia]

[hauntedmuseum]

Prince of Darkness and his favorite nap spot

[unbotheredmuse]

[memory-thought]

They're all capitalists until the EPA shows up with a clipboard.

[the-most-beautiful-duwang]

do not separate them…..

[overlyactivepingpongball]

Starter Pokémon in Ohio

[computationalcalculator]

I’ve been trying to find this post again for ages

[w0nd3rful-nightmare]

I choose you Trashpanda!

[thewindowofthesummerhouse]

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