yes it's me dee

genderfluid. they/them unless I say otherwise. bi. new to tumblr and all social media.

[wackadoodeedee]

hiya! im dee and im very new to social media in general. figured I'd give a little info to start out!

*takes a deep breath*

im desi, bi, genderfluid, a dancer, a writer, a avid kpop and music fan, a lover of snakes and dogs, a midwesterner with an irrational hate of wisconsin, an infj, a chronic yapper, a android user, a hot shower taker, a procrastinator, a former gifted kid, a younger sibling, and last but not least someone with terrible breath control in real life!

if u wanna be friends bc/despite everything I just said (typed?) hit me up! (is that we do things around here?)

[segamascott]

[emeraldspiral]

[bish0ps]

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

[mohamano]

i love him so bad

[thememedaddy]

[hotvampireadjacent]

Um

[valtsv]

i just know there was a weird little girl in the middle ages out there stealing snake's eggs and putting them in her family's chicken coop in the hope of hatching a basilisk

[valtsv]

god i love the internet because if i said shit like this to people irl they'd probably just stare at me blankly but when i post it online everyone in the notes reacts like this

[toskarin]

eating rice, there's definitely an upper limit to how much you can eat, but thinking about it in abstract? when filling a plate? it's hard to conceive of it. that's what makes it so dangerous

[melissabyers]

whole house gay

[fox-with-five-iiiiis]

[smokingrozanov]

Luca finally brings the guy he’s been seeing to a Centaurs hang out & the guy has blonde curls & brown eyes & a small spattering of freckles & later Shane says to Ilya “Am I narcissistic for noticing that?” & Ilya is like Shane we have bigger fish to fry I think Luca pocketed the bones from the chicken wings we ate earlier

[galaxywarp]

[homunculus-argument]

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

[jumpingjacktrash]

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

[scattered-to-the-winds]

There’s no what

[ashfae]

"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.

In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.

[indieninja92]

theres no squirrels in australia???

[marleythegoldfish]

Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS

[alostpan]

WHAT??

[gay-jesus-probably]

Australia is to squirrels what Alberta is to rats

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

There's no rats in Alberta??

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[thevampirecaspian]

Lestat got so tired of having to spell his name out that he made a business card with only his name

[penandinkprincess]

ilya getting spooked and thinking the loon is a wolf in the distance does make me laugh imagining shane finally convincing him to go camping and then that first night packing up food away from the tent and saying they need to change out of clothes that might smell like food

"what? you have rules for this even in nature, hollander? we are sleeping on the ground. I think it will be okay if you sleep in a shirt you ate a hot dog in."

"no, it's just to make sure animals like bears and stuff won't be a problem."

"...what"

"if you eat in clothes, they'll smell like food and-"

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN BEARS MIGHT BE A PROBLEM, SHANE"

"no, that's why we change clothes and pack the food away! so they won't be! 🥰"

"WHY DID YOU BRING ME TO A PLACE WHERE THIS IS A CONCERN"

"it's fun!"

"FOR WHO? THE BEARS? BECAUSE WE BRING THEM DOORDASH?"