nitro cowpoke

jackie; she/they; ancommie queer

[balaclava-trismegistus]

It's that time of year again. Happy Pride, Mr. Rollins.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[blazehedgehog]

[charl0ttan]

[swagcatholic-deactivated2026021]

[bewbin]

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

[2006-honda-civic]

can i fucking help you?

[matchagirl]

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[changan-moon]

How to see whether a Chinese handmade teapot is well done or not - quality of the spout is an important standard. 

cr: 承启 建水紫陶

[amemait]

that last teapot is like witnessing an eternal and important truth

[ms-demeanor]

I just watched this with the sound on and i really recommend it because the utter silence of the last teapot is both perfectly predictable and totally remarkable.

[purblecorgi]

[balaclava-trismegistus]

When I was doing mandatory service for the Brazilian military, there was this punishment for saying jargon wrong. Basically the informal Portuguese word for gun cartridge is "bala" (it's related to Latin belli and so and such) and the brass fucking hated you if you called it that since they much preferred you calling it a "cartucho" which is the jargon for cartridge (case, propellant, projectile, and primer). It just so happens that a word in Portuguese for "candy" is also "bala" (completely different etymology btw) and if you called any cartridge a "bala" at any point, one of the sargents would put a massive fucking rifle casing and bullet in your mouth and order you to suck it like a caramel candy for the entire day. Anyway, my platoon referenced that a lot when we sucked each other off. Good way to keep up morale that was, I even still have some of their phone numbers.

life could be so beautiful

[probuccalfat]

it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

[probuccalfat]

it’s this sentiment in practice, in day to day.

[ink-the-artist]

My Local Gas Station

[ostolero]

top americanisms:

"smoke em if you got em"

"there's a sucker born every minute"

[ostolero]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Will you throw me shrimp im so hungry

-voice from the ceiling

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[writercultureis]

the title of the last song you've listened to is being tattooed on you, how weird are you gonna look

very, i'm screwed

mildly fucked but it's not too bizarre

eh, nothing too bad or good

pretty good, actually

amazing lmao

Voting ended onDec 16, 2025

+ which body part would you get it tattooed on

[byjove]

this may be totally incomprehensible to post-9/11 country music listeners but there was a time country music was only about smoking weed and going to jail

[byjove]

country music 40 years ago: I have warrants out in 7 counties. I’m on the run after killing my boss. I’m crossfaded on pot and whiskey. My wife is leaving me. Government is failing us. The cops suck.

country music now: Nothing bad ever happens in small towns. I love drinking ice cold beer and driving around in my $50k truck. Friday night football!

[d31taf0rc3]

Same vibe

[byjove]

raise hell, praise the ghost of Dale!

[elexecution]