Waflof

she/her bilingual bisexual spanish/english men/women ;3 Trans and proud (My pfp is the cover art for the song bitchboy by the oozes. You should listen to it!!!!) Feel free to send a Dm I'm always open for conversations, but i will warn in advance, I'm a fluent Spanish speaker. But fluent Spanish writter ? ehhh (pinches accentos me la pelan) fandoms and interests: writting, reading, lots of classic literature, punk/folk music, furry, mha, hazbin, hellsing. +others love reading fanfiction and occasionally writing it

[nyancrimew]

[dying-suffering-french-stalkers]

everyone say in the tags what their current custom discord status is

[retroactivebakeries]

Only an elite group of gifted word-learner dogs can retain the names of hundreds of toys

[plorkart]

the gen z philosophy podcaster duo

[rosenkranz-does-things]

a handy guide.

companion piece for the "it's both" crew who better make their own posts damnit

[loaded-dog-complex]

[certainly-april]

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

[grimoiremanifest]

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

[teddy-pup]

looking back on this… where did ragebaiting my fat dog even cpme from. who says that.

[estavionpira]

Lowballing some idiot on a pair of mint condition baby shoes RN, will keep you posted

[furryprovocateur]

they should allow you to report posts for being gauche or passé

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original

[angelicguy]

peasant doing standup with hands in his pockets slightly hunched : so I was toiling right

[thicque]

[videolottery]

It probably feels good as fuck to lose your job and then lie to your wife about where you’re going every day and just ride the bus in a suit for hours and hours and hours

[waflof]

Imagine all the strangers you could stare at while you take bus and look proffesional™

[chilewithcarnage]

maybe putting some awesome sauce on this nothing burger will do the trick

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

So Pokemon Go came out and I legit walked around for three hours in the dark, met like five of my neighbors also looking for Pokemon, and saw a grown ass man trudge into a pond. What a time to be alive.

[lesbian-moon-gf]

nintendo’s plan to make everyone get out the house is working spectacularly if a bit odd.

[ten-and-donna]

“Working spectacularly, if a bit odd” is Nintendo’s entire goddamn business model.

[sluttyquarantinetheory]

Why? Why would you do this to me? What do you mean 2010s nostalgia? Excuse me? Hello? @2010s-nostalgia

[2010s-nostalgia]

[tigressjasper]

image i am in love with

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

lesbian flag colourpicked from this image

[mdni]

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[keezychid]

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[achilleanauthor]

Nonbinary flag colourpicked ffom this image

[35tr314]

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[u-gotta-go-in-the-hole]

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[starlet-girls]

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[lexa-willowisp]

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[the-motan]

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[nerdstify]

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[aromanticofficial]

official shadow the hedgehog post

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

had a fever dream last night that i was having so much fun in the forest that I made a fae mortal enemy but when they tried to threaten me in real life i was like im so sorry dude my life is fucked all i care about right now is minecraft and later they tricked me into playing minecraft with them and they were speaking in all this flowery language saying that they wouldn’t hurt me and they wanted to watch me build (???)

and i was like yeah okay dude sounds nice, what color should i make this what’s your favorite color and they were just dodging all of it so i was like that’s chill and then im really liking how the build is coming along when i hear this awful thumping on the horizon and it turns out they built this horrible contraption to destroy my little house and i start freaking out and sobbing and they just have this mix of bewilderment and self satisfaction laced in their weird fae demeanor

and i start quickly gathering coordinates and world seed so i can rebuild my beloved little house on my own world but they show up in that one too and destroy it with the same awful contraption and i am just SO upset by this so i just sit on the hill in dream minecraft and weep

so flu is going well. I have clever and tricky enemies on the astral plane……….

[orangeswithsquirrelfaces]

going back to sleep soon……. there will be a rematch……………. im going to build out of EXPLOSIVE-RESISTANT COBBLESTONE AND OBSIDIAN in my next psychic battle with the minecraft fairy

[boybeetles]

Someone in Glasgow please go see this for me pls. I will be there in spirit 🙏

[tinyglowingsharks]

Brief report from the flute accompaniment:

It went well! At least 100 people attended, families dogs a solid portion of Glasgow's trans community. There was a really lovely atmosphere, nice weather and a very cheerful celebratory vibe.

After short speeches from the ballhaver and the large dyke (my wife), the ballhaver was given a chupa chup and blindfolded (execution style). The balls were then duly kicked; it made a surprisingly loud dull thumping sound. She fell to the ground to loud cheers and there was a moment of silence while Taps played on the flute. The large dyke wore solovair urban hikers.

[butch-bear-arcadia]

Account from the Large Dyke.

Arrived early to find the crowd already gathering, so the kick got off to a prompt start. Following some introductions from everybody and some cheery folk music from our flautist (my wife!) we got on with the kick.

I think we got good contact, the top of my boot making a good solid noise on impact. Very good atmosphere all round, people stayed to chat for a while. Were it not January it would have been an excellent opportunity for a picnic.

10/10 queer event, would happily kick anybody in the balls in the name of community.

[noisepuppy]

Account from the ball haver

7am: the pressure is getting to me; I wake up and drink half a bottle of diet iron bru from my bedside table; roll out of bed, and psych myself up in the mirror - "you can do this my little pogchamp" I say to myself over and over until I decend into a stupor.

8am: I play an hour of Okami on steam to replenish my chi levels

9am: I look at my balls for a while

10am: I spend 20 or so minutes trying to decide what to wear before realising it's the subartic in midwinter and I'm going to have to dress for -2C° regardless of what I choose and opt of my trusty black Schott thermal padded winter flight jacket and a pair of loose, warm Uniqlo trousers to give my testicles room to breathe.

11am: crashing out, texting my friends to arange a substitute kickee, an understudy, anybody so I can just become one with the crowd and not go through with it

12am: the homies have arrived, I'm drinking redbush tea in a small cafe by the park; god is in his heaven and all is right with the world

12.15: "you must be here to watch me get kicked in the balls?"

12.40: a circle emerges, from within the circle a palpable energy focuses like a lens down unto me and I feel like I'm gonna pee my pants a little

12.50: cheers begin, several complete families with dogs arrive - more friends appear and assort themselves into a gathering of 'real heads' ready to watch my groin be dessicated by the firm lace of a women for woman woman with a foot loosed through the gates of war as Augustus saw fit the dispatch and return of his troops from far corners through the blessings of Janus.

12.55: I think I left the stove on

1pm: Short introductions are made, grace is shown, beautiful flute music accompanies the gathering

1.03pm: what is left of my dignity disappears up my inguinal canal; I fall to the ground and languish a moment. I can feel it more in my lower chest than I can in my groin but the humour and adrenaline lift me and I'm laughing on my feet again soon. I kneel for the last post.