"Holy Matrimony, Batman!"

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

i know everything else is going to shit but the content being put out by the uk this year has been simply breathtaking

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Random mansion generator

The Procgen Mansion Generator produces large three-dee dwellings to toy with your imagination, offering various architectural styles and other options. Each mansion even comes with floorplans:

https://boingboing.net/2019/07/12/random-mansion-generator.html

[memewhore]

[captainsingleton]

Man: What’s a matter girl, you had a little bit too much corn?

Pig: *very long disgruntled groan which rises in pitch*

Man: Is that a yeah?

Pig: *shorter groan*

Man: Okay.  Here I come, I gotta get the intoxicated pig… Look at this pig…

Pig: *quiet snort*

Man: Hey!

Pig: *snort*

Man: Are you messed up, girl?  

Pig: *short snort*

Man: Never seen a damn pig… Look at that, that one here’s fine, that one there is fine, this one here is turned belly up 

Pig: *snort snort snort snort*

Man: Hey you

Pig: *snort*

Man: Whoa!  Whoa!  Shit!  [Unintelligible] HOWH!  Come here girl! 

Pig: *grunt grunt grunt*

Man: Holy hell, fuck...I didn’t mean to do that

[kitharion]

“Whoa! Woah! Shit The Bed Almighty!” Is my new favorite expletive

[kristina100000]

[murdershegoat]

this tiktok is gonna cure coronavirus

[specialtater]

"Mo mo" "Moooooo"

[soupspoon13]

Scorpions can’t sting you while the camera is open.

[jaubaius]

[babyanimalgifs]

A normal day at the pool… RELAX 

(via)

[geminiwave]

[hymnsofheresy]

holy shit !

[hymnsofheresy]

there’s this bitch on soundcloud whose stage name is hildegard von blingin’ and makes medieval covers of modern pop music.

[rannulfr]

Me: Oh this might be funny…

*turns on Bad Romance cover*

Me 0.2 seconds later:

[childish-himbino]

a video of me aggressively photographing mushrooms went viral on tiktok and tbh this is how i wanna be remembered.

[im-not-trash-im-compost]

Audio transcription:

Person filming: " having gay friends is all fun and games until they need to take a picture of a mushroom"

Person kneeling desperately to take picture of mushroom while friend films: "UUUUGH it's a bunch though! It's a family Megan!"

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

finally, the thrilling radio play adaptation

[laprasloversassociation]

I know the feeling Courier you aren’t alone. 

[voiceboss]

Visit Original Link

[gr-ogu]

Make Me Choose Challenge └ @theirdarkmaterials asked: Pantalaimon or Baby Yoda?

“Bone broth, for the little one.”

[stinkyinkyjess]

Dr Who Playing Cards - Available to purchase here

[takoxuls]

Gisaengchung / Dir. Bong Joon Ho (2019)