Stuff and junk

I'm Ryan I work with computers and do nerd shit

[rarity-femme]

chocolate covered strawberries 🍓

[foodonmydog]

White pizza with Bacon, Spinach, Tomato and Ricotta. 

[ryker-woodward]

Door Stuck (2023)

Gouache on aquaboard, 5"x 7"

[wizardjpeg]

i spend 3 trillion dollars monthly on picture frames. dont like it? face my wrath

[wizardjpeg]

every time i finish a page in my favorite books tomes and novels and chapter books. i tear it out and frame it. because i apreciate literature

and i appreciate it more than you

[yungsquidward]

but wizard. there are more words on the other side of the page

[wizardjpeg]

are you serious

OK shut up wait i am going to check

[wizardjpeg]

oh no

[wizardjpeg]

ARE YOU KIDDINGHHOOUUUUUUGHHHOHHHHHHOIUG

[sebyhale]

the ass clencher ghost nightmare i had a few nights ago

[rhysiare]

Ghost: I’m just trying to complete my unfinished business but I’m dummy thicc and the clap of my asscheeks keeps alerting the new homeowners.

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

raisin bran crunch has all the necessary nutrients for great coochie

[gemini]

My nan eats that 😧

[wrongmovehoe-deactivated2020013]

Guess what your nan has

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

stop reblogging this i meant to write 1347

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

ive irreparably fucked up this doge meme. i’m a disgrace.

[dashaibo]

The rats weren’t carrying the plague, it was the fleas on the rats.

[drcyan]

I guess busses dont carry people since they just carry seats and the seats have people, then?

[dashaibo]

If an armed militia travels by bus and exits the bus to kill people, you don’t say those people were killed by the bus.

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

doge’s pet rat is fucking sick and you are arguing about busses? fucking busses? 

[sailorbrazil]

points have been made

[axiomschema]

Counterpoint

[big-ovipositor-energy]

an addition

[gauntletqueen]

We’re done

[tillman]

me on ellen

ellen: so i heard you like dark souls

me: y-yes…..?

*pans out to reveal the first flame fading into cinders in the background and ellen pulls out a huge flaming sword as a piano starts up from somewhere in the crowd*

me, pulling out a parrying shield: omg you d *LOUD PARRYING NOISES* 

[tillman]

[mayannaisejar]

masterpost

[boringmarinn]

My 3 brain cells

[lostmypotatoes-deactivated20251]

In order

Neutral

Genocide

Pacifist

[timeclonemike]

I didn’t pick that up until @lostmypotatoes brought it up, but yeah. Confusion mixed with dawning awareness, mortal terror, and “Great to see you again!”

[blackandmildwithgod]

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

“that’s a lowball yung joc, I refuse to pay you under 10k”

[intheseskreetz]

this was fucking legendary and ive been looking for it for the longest

[alliwannadoisbangscrew]

I downloaded 14 copies of this picture onto my computer just to be safe

[adonischildsupportcase]

I will tell my grandkids bout this

[pierkyn]

guys

[iguanamouth]

what if otters had legs all along their bodies :•

…………………………………..otterpillars

[geekgamer]

It’s the Five Year Anniversary of Twitch Plays Pokémon

[barzum-and-baizli]

y’all know that thing that happens every time a new pokemon gen is revealed where you see the starters and are just like “these......... don’t look like pokemon” until like, an entire hour later when they suddenly look completely normal.

[biscuitsarenice]

Buddhist nuns from the Druk Gawa Khilwa Abbey

Nadiya’s Asian Odyssey

[radicalduck]

This is so badass

[dimestoretajic]

a lil something for @imfemalewarrior

[imfemalewarrior]

Women across the world train in Martial Arts to be stronger! 

-FemaleWarrior 

[wayneradiotv]

[wayneradiotv]