Meep Moop

A place for all of my scribbles

[exitwound]

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

[lesbianredpanda]

I'm giving it all she's got boss

[spandexinspace]

I need everyone to know that the ship Götheborg, the world's largest ocean-going wooden sailing ship, answered a distress call the other day.

Imagine waiting for the coast guard or whatever to show up and instead a replica of 18th century merchant ship pulls up and tows you to the coast.

[foxgirlofficial]

pov: you’ve been transported to the 17th century

[uvradical]

#in the article it says that the sailboat sailors were concerned because they could not be towed quickly because of the kind of boat#so they asked Götheborg what type of ship they were and warned that they would not be able to go above a certain speed#and götheborg went ' we are also a sailboat. 50 meters length. no worries :) '#and the poor sailboat sailors were just like ' That's not possible. they have to be messing with us' and then the ship Rolled Up (via bunjywunjy)

[egberts]

[thegaymertrainer]

Speechless

[teaboot]

DUDE THIS KID SHREDS HARD

[lacefuneral]

i’m glad we all agree

[whatsthepointofthisbloganyway]

this is what dnd bards look like when they’re casting spells. like this dude is casting fucking power word kill but the power word is SHRED

[batshit-auspol]

In the mid-2000s there was a brief fad in Australian government messaging where they went out of their way to insult the public as much as possible.

This fad eventually died out after the tourism board attempted the same style of messaging in the UK, causing a minor scandal which led to the head of Tourism Australia, Scott Morrison, getting the sack.

[whimsicalsesquipedalian]

The first time we drove past the “don’t drive like a cock” sign, my mum looked at it was immediately SO confused - after all she’s a good semi-conservative Christian woman. My brother and I knew it right away but for the next half hour she guessed literally EVERY other word for cock (don’t drive like a rooster, chicken, hen, chick, bird, fowl, poultry) trying her goddamned hardest to make the sign make sense until my - at the time - eleven year old brother got fed up and yelled COCK at the top of his lungs from the back seat.

My mum was FURIOUS - we weren’t even allowed to say “heck” - until she realised he’d just been telling her what the sign was, and for the rest of the three hour trip our good semi-conservative Christian mother proceeded to amuse herself by muttering “cock” under her breath and giggling like a teenager every time she did.

We still bring it up every now and then. So that particular advertising campaign has been making my family laugh for over a decade.

This one was always my favourite, though:

[batshit-auspol]

Reblogging to make sure this excellent story is seen

[balfazuar]

[memewhore]

[orcboxer]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[jagged203]

[pi4nobl4ck]

[theawesomeadventurer]

i am on another plane right now and this video has me convinced that I reached nirvana for a few seconds

[funnyposts]

the first time i watched this video i was stoned out of my motherfucking MIND and i watched it on loop for 25 minutes

[avi17]

I feel like Pacific Rim, Mad Max: Fury Road, and Dungeons and Dragons: Honor Among Thieves are kind of a perfect trifecta of action movies. They’re not necessarily Oscar material but they’re all great at being the kind of thing they are trying to be, they’re all entertaining but not afraid of being genuinely emotional, and they’re all generally not hampered by dumb sexist action movie nonsense because their main female characters have their own arcs, are not designed for the male gaze, and the main M/F relationships are platonic. More things like this please!!

[happy-place-for-sad-people]

it's okay to disappear for a while. to not talk to a single soul for a few days and just enjoy the sound of silence all around you. sometimes that's all you need, be with yourself for a while, and some may not get it but that's on them. you're entitled to your own needs and feelings, so if being alone is what you need, do it regardless. i'm proud of you.

[wuggen]

In theory smoking is like unbelievably attractive. Damn shame about, like. The smell. And the cancer. Ah well, there's tattoos

[butchelves]

[strangehorse]

OP added a photo of the famous Audrey!

[lessonincanvases]

I’m taking the term world tour away from artists and management they can have it back when they’ve shown they know how to use it properly

[lessonincanvases]

anyway.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[serethereal]

i have this disease called i will open your message and get distracted and forget to reply and then the notification will be gone so i will not have replied for ages and you will think i am ignoring you but. i am not. it’s incurable

[metamorphosis-42]