Wannabe Roman

Howdy, I'm stupid. Sometimes funny.

[onlyfansdotcomslashbenbarnes]

A couple gay Punisher lockscreens I made for pride.

Like if u save pls 🤍

[wannabe-roman]

Yessssssssss

[wannabe-roman]

So, I was doing my musings. And isn't a hairnet just a thong for your head? It keeps the important stuff in, can look hot depending on the person, but doesn't actually cover up that much.

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[wannabe-roman]

It's Sunday y'all

[wannabe-roman]

Why the fuck do cats think they're better than me? I have opposable thumbs and I don't like my own asshole... Except for Tuesdays

[hardcoreparkour]

Horny MMA fighters be like Id hit that

[wannabe-roman]

God damnit this made me laugh way too hard

[wannabe-roman]

My cat so damn smart.

You ask her "who founded the People's Republic of China"

And she correctly answers "Mao"

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[wannabe-roman]

It's Sunday lads, ladies, and everybody in between

Haven't been active posting, but I wouldn't forget dick-fil-a Sunday

[wannabe-roman]

You know, cats are a lot like the scottish. They both show affection with headbutts

[yallstillhere]

Come get this dick-fil-a

[wannabe-roman]

It's Sunday lads, ladies, and everyone in between

[wannabe-roman]

You know what fuck you

*unsanitizes your hand wipes*

[amateur]

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/992478669435060224?s=19

[steampunktallulah]

Love smash mouth

[ryonceagsalud]

What’s going on this year

[ruinedchildhood]

What is happening? 😂

[victorious]

[thefishychicken]

LMAO He just said he does

[ruinedchildhood]

https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/588913900789309440?s=19

[natural--blues]

[imanambulance]

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

[ultracheese]

[awildpaige]

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

[starsberrisnunicorns]

Never Forget 😂

[usedtobe-a-crazygirlthinking]

The best fucking post on here

[ruinedchildhood]

[trashpandagamer]

IT’S BACK

[boylikeme94]

Thread was missing my fave part.

[riot-dog]

The king

[wannabe-roman]

Ah. Sometimes I like the internet

[wannabe-roman]

Tumblr really be thinking I'm so much cooler than I am. It thinks I'm gay, I do drugs, and I like weird meme blogs. Now I'm very boring so I'm straight, no drugs, and only the occasional weird meme blog but I'm much more likely to just enjoy the stupidest of pun blogs.

[wannabe-roman]

Anyone else ever procrastinate on purpose? Like I'm at home in the time crunch, and the chaos. That's legitimately when I do my best work

[omghotmemes]

What you call discovery…

[wannabe-roman]

Saw someone on instagram say this should've been called peepsi, I just wanted you all to know that

[hardcoreparkour]

shorts are more similar to shirts than to pants

Phonetically speaking

[wannabe-roman]

Sure, but in practice very different. Shorts expose my lower legs and knees which no person wants to see (trust me), but a shirt is a kind friend that shows off proud forearms and maybe bicep if it's a saucy shirt. And if you wear a shirt instead of a short your bits and bobbins won't be properly held in place (trust me again)

[wannabe-roman]

I have so much mischief I want to put into the world, but it's not like I'm going to specifically hurt someone, I just want to randomly annoy people in confounding ways. Like switch miracle whip with mayonnaise and watch all those plebs miss out on their tang. Or just leave doll heads in the past aisle behind two things of pasta in every 7th row. Or go into someone's house, and if they have a dresser I'm gonna switch their underwear and shirt drawers.

[wannabe-roman]

Bank account: $1400

Me at some poor unsuspecting Denny's: Give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, I worry what you just heard was "give me a lot of bacon and eggs". What I said was "give me all the bacon and eggs you have" do you understand?