Warbie The Coolest Bird Ever

I’m amazing and you’re gonna wish you met me sooner! I would like to thank Simon for accidentally giving me the ability to talk with his vocabulary serum. (But only cuz dad says I have to thank him.) I love to write, well, hunt and peck, haha. Plus I am REALLY funny. I’m also Alvin’s favorite best birdie friend forever! (And also his son! He adopted me!)

[homunculus-argument]

Honestly if I had the same kind of a crazy long tongue as some birds do, I would also use it to annoy everyone and everything that doesn't expect me to have a ranged weapon.

[chipmunkweirdo]

The kiddos’ kiddos! Warbie, Geizmo, Lilly, Zeela, and Pippi!

It’s too late to color them tonight and we have a busy day tomorrow, but…

JEANETTE: Look at us doing lineart after work again! Wow!

[chipmunkweirdo]

They’re all colored! This honestly makes me appreciate Zeela’s design even more. There’s a lot of components to remember to draw and color her. 💜

Warbie’s looking like a rapper. Typical Warbie. 🤣

And Geizmo’s vest has buttons that look like Gs in case you didn’t notice. Autistic brain is very detail oriented! ❤️

[kuiperror]

Visit Original Link

a recording of my own 45. sibilants are not as bad (?) on this side. (you can listen to a high quality version of this song on youtube anyway)

[peach-foxgloves]

No one ever tell me anything bad about the person who runs this account.

the person who runs this account, Katie Gouldin, is an evolutionary biologist who has an EXCELLENT podcast called Creature Feature which compares and contrasts the weird behaviors of man and beast! she is super cute and funny too!

[lavender-lily]

oh thank GOD

[andypantsx3]

just want to add i love how much she hates elon

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[baddywronglegs]

She is also credited by the Audubon society with coining the word “birb”

[madlori]

Also source for probably the best reaction image in history:

[chipmunkweirdo]

IT’S READY AT LAST!

A story 6 months in the making!

And I have officially hit crazy fan status because I managed to write an entire fic from the POV of a character who appeared in ONE episode and didn’t even have a speaking role!

Anyway, may the Chippies and I present…

THE WARBIE FIC!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48784018/chapters/202683481

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“LOOKIE HERE! I FINISHED THE THING!”

“NOW EVERYONE CAN READ MY AWESOME NARRATION!”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“Hi! I want to let you know that for Christmas Alvin gave me instructions he’s gonna use to build a game controller that I can use my wings for! No more fighting with my talons to work buttons and joysticks!”

“I AM SO EXCITED!”

“But he says making it will probably take like a ton of time and I don’t like waiting. This is gonna be tough.”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“I’m gonna be the star of the opening scene in chapter 28! That’s the last chapter of the meds fic! I’m so excited!!!”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“This Christmas, I want my dad to build me a bird-sized rollercoaster using his super big physics brain.”

“That’s not asking too much, is it?”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

Omg looking through ur post ur funny I like u 😹😭

“Thanks! It’s great to have a fan! I’ll keep postin’!”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“I started writing on my very first mini fic!”

“I’m not super good at this, but I hope that you like it…whenever I share it. I’m a slow writer.”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“I’m making my first poll!”

What would interest you more? By A Whisker: A harrowing story about how I bravely escaped all of Ms. Croner’s cats. Warb Speed: A story of how I temporarily became a famous rap sensation. Warbie’s Eye View: A slice of life story where I fly around and comment on the insanity of my friends and family.

By A Whisker

Warb Speed

Warbie’s Eye View

Voting ended onMay 26, 2025

[powerdownlobotomy]

-Falconry noises- Warbie, but Black Sun, he's older, he's not present in the first half of Black Sun because he grew up and flew off, but he will return or sum idk

[powerdownlobotomy]

Animorphs reference??? Absolute elite baller knowledge I haven't seen anyone reference that in years

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“HECK YEAH! I love Animorphs! Alvin’s been reading the whole series to me! Wild Kratts is sorta similar, but it’s more tame compared to the DRAMA AND FIGHTS AND STUFF in Animorphs.”

“Jeanette prefers Wild Kratts and I prefer Animorphs and Alvin likes both.”

[powerdownlobotomy]

-Falconry noises- Warbie, but Black Sun, he's older, he's not present in the first half of Black Sun because he grew up and flew off, but he will return or sum idk

[davidrossseville]

“If Warbie doesn’t stop calling me Grandpa, he’s going to give me a mid-life crisis.”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“Stay mad, Gramps!”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“Alvin gets really boring when he takes that Alfocusyn stuff.”

“I’m glad he doesn’t take it daily anymore like he did back in September.”

“I kept trying to talk to him and getting nowhere!”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“I wanna narrate a mini fic sometime!!!”

[geizmothelittlerobot]

“Why does the birdie not like me? What I doing wrong?”

[warbieavianfeathwright]

“I like you. I torment you because I like you. Like Brittany and Alvin do to each other!”