what

27. She/her. I don’t know what’s going on. Somehow this is my main. I’m an attorney now.

[warlikedisaster]

Do you ever just put on cute pjs and lay in bed and get a great view of your rack and marvel at how beautiful the female body is because damn

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[thatstoolow]

Ocean

[the-sun-station]

Ocean

[castesystem]

Ocean

[winguontheweb]

Ocean

[wizardblog-spot]

Ocean

[italofobia]

Ocean

[pimpa]

BRASIL ☝️☝️☝️🏆🏆🇧🇷

[monidoll]

Ocean

[rartorata]

Ocean

[dragongirlbunny]

Ocean

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

Ocean

[bantambookeater]

Ocean

[arsnof]

Gulf of Guinea

[astralsexwizard]

Ocean

[sokkatheboomerangboi]

Ocean

[toskarin]

my single desire which has remained consistent through my entire life is "a bed as big as my entire room" and sadly it's just not possible

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

Alaska King.

[toskarin]

[toskarin]

no. it is for me alone

[hunter-rodrigez]

"Day five of trying to put on the fitted sheets. I am still making my way to the northern corner, but I fear the south corner came loose. Supplies are running low, I hope they can somehow find my body by some miracle if I don't make it through this godforsaken ocean of linen."

[incognitopolls]

How many blogs do you have (that you actually use)?

1

2

3–4

5–7

8–10

10–20

20+

Voting ended onJan 26, 2024

We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

[cannibalchicken]

[muckmagister]

each of these images is kinda funny on their own but seeing them all back to back makes me want to kill someone

[sewerfight-deactivated20250114]

Imagine a bee rn in a hive muttering "the beekeeper is not real because he is not intervening or helping me at all with this disastrous relationship I have with another bee". now imagine that's you talking about the good lord. now imagine a dog with a propeller hat on

[xenobotanist]

[61below]

Filing this in my memory right next to this thread:

[rylandsgrace]

DOCTOR WHO (2005 - ) I The Giggle

[thebootstrap-paradox]

The face of a woman who has her best friend back, her memories back, an open UNIT job with 5 weeks holiday on a £120K salary, a husband, a daughter, a TARDIS… DONNA NOBLE YOU WON

[browncesario]

when the doctor used the tardis like a skateboard and pushed with his lil foot reblog if u agree

[s-h-a-s-e]

[rylandsgrace]

The Giggle: Behind the Scenes | Doctor Who

[sword-wielding-sapphic]

Fifteen immediately changing the TARDIS to warm toned lighting is such a mood

[existennialmemes]

Christmas Movie, but it's from the perspective of Jesus Christ, who sneaks back to Earth, and is immediately confused why everyone is celebrating his birthday in December.

He wanders into a Megachurch on accident, thinking it was a mini mall, and hears an evangelist (who lives in a mansion) taking the Lord's name in Vain to guilt donations out of people. Then he gets arrested for rushing the stage and beating that guy with a whip.

A significant chunk of the movie is just his elaborate escape from prison, wherein he starts a riot upon learning how cruelly the prisoners are treated by a blasphemous carceral system.

The movie ends with him using God Magic on the president of the US, and being formally declared the Anti Christ by the Catholic Church

[boethiah]

update: apparently canberra’s skywhale was harpooned and died 

[boethiah]

Local resident Michelle Bedford says what she saw can only be described as ‘incredibly unlikely’ and ‘bizarrely beautiful’.

“The guy got on the roof of his van with a crazy look in his eyes I’ve never seen before, as if in his universe there was only him and the Skywhale. He hurled the broomhandle like a harpoon, got it right through the eye.

“We all clapped and cheered, not like we hate the Skywhale or anything but it was just unbelievably cool.”

It then took several hours for security staff and onlookers to disentangle Ahab from the corpse of the Skywhale which had slowly but majestically fallen directly on top of him, like a heavenly blanket with massive breasts.

The sculpture, a hot air balloon depicting a whale as it may have evolved if it lived in the air rather than the sea, has had a mixed reception since it was first launched in 2013. Critics of the Skywhale cited its outlandish appearance, large breast-like appendages and ‘dumb, smug whale face’.

…

Artist Patricia Piccinini, who designed the sculpture, has asked that charges not be pressed against Mr Ahab, claiming that she was “invigorated” to see the public engaging with the artwork on such a meaningful level and that she couldn’t ask for a “more fitting way for a big balloon that looks like a whale to complete its lifecycle in the public eye.”

When asked if the ‘killing’ of the Skywhale had any allegorical significance or if the quest to find and destroy it was in some way symbolic of a larger tale Mr Ahab told reports “Nah mate, just f-ing hate that bloody whale.”

[friendlyfrankenstein]

….This. THIS is art. 

[supreme-leader-stoat]

Patricia Piccinini: “Controversial opinion but i dont think people should go to jail for objectively funny crimes”

[batsdotjpg]

holy shit skywhale was Patricia Piccinini?? please look up her other works

[authenticstains]

The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967

[brite-eyed]

Taken in 1967 by Rocco Morabito, this photo called “The Kiss of Life” shows a utility worker named J.D. Thompson giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker Randall G. Champion after he went unconscious following contact with a low voltage line. Thompson over 400 feet away recognized the critical situation and ran to the pole and scaled it to reach Champion. Realizing champion wasn’t breathing he delivered CPR and chest compression while supporting his friend; super impressive /difficult given the angle (if you get it wrong air goes into the stomach and inflates that instead).

This all happened oddly in Champions work anniversary. And weirder Rocco Morabito, a newspaper photographer who had been covering a strike down the road with eastern freight (this happened in Florida btw) happened to be nearby with his camera in a time that no one carried cameras daily. This photo won him the Pulitzer Prize for journalism photography.

[kinksmog]

Babe are you okay? I saw you reblogged The Kiss of Life, 1967 again.

[27bobs]

[ID: a colorized image of two men. One, in a red shirt, hangs limply. The other has a leather loop attached to his belt that is slung around the telephone pole, and he is balancing upright while cradling the fallen man in his arms. He wears a yellow shirt and hard hat, and the two are kissing. It is simultaneously tender and terrifying. End ID].

[may-was-here]

[Plaintext: The Kiss of Life - A utility worker giving mouth-to-mouth to co-worker after he contacted a low voltage wire, 1967. End plaintext]

[quailfence]

@a-captions-blog

[saipng]

okay so this is not an ‘official’ metric by any scale but i am curious so i just bullshitted my own (explanation on levels under the poll)

what’s your horror media tolerance level?

level 1

level 2

level 3

level 4

level 5

level 6

Voting ended onNov 22, 2023

level 1 - can’t tolerate horror at all, actively avoids it at all costs

level 2 - will watch a horror movie with friends/family if convinced but will definitely not enjoy it. screams at jumpscares and covers eyes at tense moments

level 3 - can occasionally consume horror media. very easily startles at jumpscares. usually feels anxious/paranoid afterward

level 4 - startles at jumpscares and generally feels uneasy after consuming horror media. avoids anything horror-related at night time

level 5 - jumpscares are less effective, but can still startle. feels anxious during tense moments. horror mostly causes unease only at night time

level 6 - has no problem consuming any kind of horror media alone at night. is largely unaffected by jumpscares. horror causes no feeling of fear or anxiety

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way opened to it?

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]

There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you

[chatonnoir-deactivated20251011]