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Imagine you go over a friend house and for a minute they just do this.

halobats

this has reduced me to tears

uguuuchan

gimme sammich

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gib bagul

gynandromorph

i’m on the verge of tears because i’ve seen this post tons of times but today i realized the second reblog is cheezeburger speak for “give bagel” when i thought it was a dark souls boss name like

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guerrillatech

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i think the josh congregation and subsequent battle may be my favourite thing this year

actualnymph

turians

Here’s a video of them in action!

doesturquoisework

The video!!!!

prozac40mg

in case anyone was wondering what’s happening on twitter dream the minecraft guy is getting into a flame war with the kid who voice acted gumball because gumball said his merch looks like shit

prozac40mg

gumball wasn’t lying btw

wealwaysdeliver-deactivated2022

this guy is in his twenties and he’s really acting like this

tofu-rebecca

Other creator’s merch I got for 30 bucks each:

Second biggest minecraft youtuber who definitely grew the fastest out of any of them for 40 bucks:

flippity-fishflops

I get the whole supporting the channel thing, but this is low. Here‘s stuff that would be worth 40 Bucks to me, and I would gladly pay for it:

If i want a smiley face on my hood, I have a marker.

tofu-rebecca

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theanticool

It is Kana Watanabe fight week people

brinconvenient

I'm the girl in the mall becoming increasingly more gay as this spectacle progresses

fatsexybitch

Im the kid working the non-stick pan kiosk wishing wlw would find less destructive mating rituals

chasehunter-deactivated20210824

if you ever think you are bad at anatomy

this is official league of legends art

drtanner

deviousserpent

inthefallofasparrow

Wasn’t even that hard to fix

immortal-gay

legislacerator

the most insanely cool thing any homestuck character ever did was when terezi drew a chalk outline for her own dead body then laid down and died in it. that was so fucking raw

feliszerda

i feel like “laid down and died” is severely underplaying it because the dying very much came first in the order of things

so not only did she draw that chalk outline but she did it with the exact knowledge of how she would die and collapse, probably using her abilities as seer of mind because what the fuck else are Weird Mind Powers good for if not predicting your own death and making a personalized crime scene aesthetic out of it

or, to sum it all up way better,

weaver-z

How the media depicts the Apollo 11 mission:

Actual quotes from the Apollo 11 mission:

georgieharrisons

also according to michael collins when the three of them were discussing what neil armstrong should say when he first stepped on the moon, collins suggested armstrong say “Oh, my God, what is that thing?” and then scream and cut out his mic.

wickedwitch-of-the-left

all you’ve done is convince me that michael collins was one of the funniest men alive tbh

ziggy-scardust

Michael Collins is a HILARIOUS SPACE ANGEL and I will shout this from the rooftops every time this post comes up on my dash. He showed up at my school in Boston for an event and the first thing he said was “I just learned what the state bird of Massachusetts is. It’s the upraised middle finger.” He followed up with “Buzz and Neil were bickering like an old married couple the whole time. It was nice to get some peace and quiet while they were on the surface. Forget being the farthest from all humanity, I just wanted to be the farthest from those two.”

Oh and let’s not forget his long and distinguished post-astronaut career in the State Department and as the director of the Smithsonian.