Everything is to be watched

He/him. 26. Norwegian (native), English (C2), German (C1), Welsh (A1). This is a mess, but enjoy your stay

[kosmogrl]

[growtiredofpublicvulnerability]

real af this is genuinely me after deciding to get up and cut some apples

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

I saw this video on tiktok and I wish I'd saved it because I think about it constantly but can't find it again

it talks about a genre of movie it describes as *deep dramatic movie trailer voice* "there is a man... and the stakes are higher than ever"

you know exactly the type of movie they're talking about: man (often a retired military/cop/secret agent badass but sometimes an everyman) must Fight the Forces of Evil lest Something Terrible happen to Everyone He Loves. he must Beat the Odds, often through extreme violence. female characters only exist to promote the narrative. dead wife montage. every nolan movie. most of the stuff leo dicaprio stars in.

it runs through my head every time I see a movie like this. with the odyssey in theaters now, I've been saying it nonstop.

there is a Man

and the stakes

are higher

than ever

[tomb-mold]

have you noticed that everything depends on various factors

[anik]

i love this guy

[vinegarss]

it is so crazy that we all liked overwatch

[bootleg-black-marble]

[queer-as-city-folk]

Anti-city people are just plain fascinating to me

[thememedaddy]

[malice-kingdom]

I somehow just realized Vulcan and Erid share the same sun.

[and-fishing-equipment]

sorry but someone assuming you have "left a fandom" when you don't post about it a lot anymore feels like bilbo coming home to the sackville bagginses having him presumed dead and selling all his stuff. girl i was just on a little quest????

[hekate1308]

Every time I rewatch TOS I am reminded that Kirk and Spock do, in fact, be looking at each other like that

[userfish]

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

[kamikisento]

[dragonpyre]

Ngl I totally forgot fandom discourse was a thing. I don’t care man, I have car payments

[rootbeerrex]

starting a collection

[clever-fandom-reference]

If I may submit:

[kisskisscantfallinlove]

[dionysaurier]

Wer auf deutsch Malte heißt, heißt auf Englisch Drew.

[lovvvender]

Es ist die Spaßgetränk-Ähnlichkeit der Namen. Club Ma(l)te und Mountain D(r)ew

[dionysaurier]

was zur Hölle. also, ja, aber. was zur Hölle.

[garaks-padded-cell]

when your dog looks back at you on a walk like heh... we are really walking right now man

[smeefy-smoofy]

[garaks-padded-cell]

Youll pay for erasing her role in this story

[novelconcepts]

Hey, man, c'mere. Listen. Get in real close, this is important.

You're gonna make stuff again. You're gonna make stuff you're proud of. You're gonna make stuff you're excited to share. You're going to feel that overwhelming drive to create, not just the frantic I want to want to you're stuck in now. You're going to have awesome ideas, and you're going to make them into reality. You're going to create again. You're still an artist. You're still a writer. You're still home to the same passion you had before. You'll find it again. It's not gone. It's just resting. Let it rest. You're going to make stuff again. I promise.

[wizardarchetypes]

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

[carolinalaurel]

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

[lezbadeez]

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

[lastvalyrian]

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.